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Abeguy 10-23-2006 04:17 AM

http://www.cleanflicks.com/saleover.php


...

Havoc 10-23-2006 02:34 PM

Onnen Mentar

Nate 10-24-2006 06:18 PM

one thing regarding the elephant in the corner: I'm not going to answer a question that you don't ask...

Joshy 10-24-2006 09:40 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

Abeguy 10-25-2006 04:03 AM

Those empty spaces are what I have in it as of now...

Nate 10-25-2006 04:08 AM

1. What is the difference between a Business Use Case and a System Use Case? Are they connected and if so, how?
Business Use Case reflects how the system operates now. It includes all actors that are involved with the system. BUC are developed to produce SUC.
System Use Case reflects how the system should work. It only includes actors that interact directly with the system.

Bullet Magnet 10-25-2006 07:18 AM

Clostridium perfringens.

Havoc 10-26-2006 04:15 AM

Havoc - The Roaring Tiger: See the idiot, Kill the idiot... says:
*Removed for reasons of Privacy*


I'm always to lazy to retype stuff.

Hobo 10-26-2006 08:19 AM

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-Ericsso...&s=electronics

Nate 10-26-2006 09:07 AM

The Darrieus operates differently than the common propeller turbines by rotating around the central shaft. This enables the generator to be placed at the bottom, facilitating easy maintenance.

By contrast, a conventional design has all of the force of the wind attempting to push the tower over at the top, where the main bearing is located. Additionally, one cannot easily use guy wires to offset this load, because the propeller spins both above and below the top of the tower. Thus the conventional design requires an extremely strong tower that grows dramatically with the size of the propeller.

In overall comparison, the Darrieus design puts much more of its weight (and cost) into components that actually generate power, the blades, and much less into supporting them. Additionally the generator and main bearings are located at the bottom, where they can be easily serviced. A final advantage to the design is that the blades typically spin at a speed near that of the wind, which birds do not have a problem avoiding. In contrast, the propeller tips of a conventional design spin at very high speeds, often over 100km/h, which causes serious problems with bird and bat strikes.

Bullet Magnet 10-26-2006 11:00 AM

:thumb41703578:

Just me deviating. Nothing to worry about.

Wil 10-26-2006 05:09 PM

cullenheath: Was it exciting to you?

It’s a quote that sounded funny when taken out of context, so I invoked the almighty power of Ctrl+C to take it out of its context.

Hobo 10-27-2006 01:04 AM

calzone

char

Nate 11-02-2006 12:59 AM

Nasally inserted wake-up kittens

Captain Morgan is a sweet-natured kitten, who has only one failing.He waits until you're asleep, then climbs onto your bed, and tries to insert himself into your nose.

It never works, a hefty kitten being much larger than the interior of a nostril, but he keeps trying until you open up an eye and pick him up and drop him onto the floor. And then he bounces back onto the bed and tries to stick his head into one of your nostrils again. So you sweep him unceremoniously onto the floor, and bury your face in your pillow; and he sneaks back onto the bed and waits patiently while you go back to sleep and roll over, or just come up for air, and all of a sudden there's a small brown cat patiently trying to push its head into your nose.

Sooner or later he'll wake you up enough that you'll get up, carry him into the hall, and shut the door firmly, with him on the other side of it, and go back to sleep for the rest of the night.

I commented on this peculiar habit to my assistant Lorraine today, in the casual way you do when you don't want someone to think you've gone mad. "Er, Captain Morgan the kitten keeps trying to push his way into my nose while I'm asleep," I told her. She looked relieved. "Yes, he does that to me as well," she said. "I think it's because he probably wasn't weaned properly."

It's possible, I suppose, although I thought that misweaning just meant they sucked and chewed on things, not that they had grandiose fantasies about being nasally insertable, small wet muzzle first.

Sometimes I worry that one night I won't wake up, and he'll succeed in his bizarre quest, and in the morning there'll be nothing but the tip of a kitten-tail sticking out of one nostril to tell me he was ever here at all.





Well, I found it entertaining.

Arxryl 11-02-2006 01:39 PM

Cool. it's just that a lot of people get annoyed when others send advertisements about their forums, and well...yeah.


A copied text from a post on another forum in the "introduce yourself" section.

Havoc 11-03-2006 12:45 AM

http://www.waarmaarraar.nl/pages/re/...balkon_af.html

w0t?

Nate 11-03-2006 06:07 PM

Rainbow Squirt Pledge of Purpose:

To promote niceness.
To make the world prettier.
To share candy with everyone.
To Obfuscate the True Nature of the Milkman.
To protect the Milkman at all costs.
To eliminate all who threaten to reveal his Secret Objective.

Havoc 11-04-2006 03:08 AM

QuickSFV

Yes yes yes...

Bullet Magnet 11-04-2006 11:30 AM

http://www.biggerhammer.net/mgshoot/...wer_upward.jpg

Just me flaming Statikk.

Godlesswanderer 11-14-2006 10:17 AM

Vflash

Can't remember why I copied that.

Nemo 11-14-2006 04:01 PM

* I'd prefer to come on to you.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* No, We're discussing me inside you.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* I'm god.
> Did you come to me because you are god?
* I came to you because I'm erected.
> How long have you been erected?
* Ever since I saw you.
> We were discussing you, not me.


Screwing around with ELIZA.
It cheered me up a bit.

Abeguy 11-14-2006 04:22 PM

Post Haste! be not preoccupied with perplexing puzzles of our planet!
For Pity is Protagonist to none. But who am I? I am a Polite, partial to plenty, but punitive to none. I am a Paramour to all, and but yet, to none. I push to perceive perpetual piety, but have been Paid posy to the puzzling perplexity of the pistillate psyche. I possess passion for a personage of pronounced pulchritude, but it has been made perceptible that she may not present parallel predilection in return. which presses my perception on life. I possess a pash for producing motion pictures, and penning parodies of people, places, and property. My Prized possessions play a prominent portrayal in my life and predominate my practice. I would be plain and pointless without my pals, principally the more promiscuous people whom I pal up with. I percieve that it is powerfully painful to pursue the parallels for plainly popular words, So permit me to pad that it is positively pleasing and peachy to have you read this page and that you possess permission to call me Phill... (starts with a "f" sound, I know)


Put it on my...Myspace...cuz I was hella bored

Godlesswanderer 11-16-2006 02:29 AM

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

Arxryl 11-16-2006 07:17 AM

Yeah! We counted to 3000!!! WOOT!



Um. yeah. count game on another site. heh heh heh...

Godlesswanderer 11-16-2006 07:54 AM

objectifying

Havoc 11-16-2006 09:22 AM

http://www.bf2s.com/player/44875952/

All hail my BF2 stats XD.

Arxryl 11-16-2006 11:35 AM

Sorry for takin' your element Master Of twilight. I didn't know it was yours.

[b]Dragon:
Name of Dragon: Sapphire Ryu
Dragon type: (unknown)
Scale Color:Sapphire (or just a really deep blue)
Belly Color: silver, but almost white
Eye Color: Purple
Bio: The Dragon almost always friendly, but is timid around those it doesn't know. Sometimes, if aggravated
Eye type: Cat slit
Horns: A horn on either side of the head. Back "spikes"
Wings: Big enough to lift him
Claws: Short, sharp and strong, so it hardly breaks.
Armor: Black
Details: Do what you like. Just make it look cool.
Age:Drawing Stage
Rider:
Name: Jack
Age: 27
Class: None. Personal style....
Weapon: Katanas, swords and knives. Can summon all of them at will, normally uses a katana.
Dragon's name: Proton Cinetik
Bio: Nothing really important.....Incredibly talented and all that.
Appearance:





a kind of description of a character for another forum.

Nemo 11-16-2006 02:38 PM

Wooty.NARNN


Ah, save file name I had for a flash name.
Pay it no mind.

Bullet Magnet 11-16-2006 04:41 PM

0486606376

This was an incredibly important ISBN number for a forum game somewhere, but a relative newbie beat me to it.

Havoc 11-16-2006 11:46 PM

*Searches ISBN*

Whips, Golf balls and Leather - 1001 ways to get off on household items.

You read stuff like this? :p

Hobo 11-17-2006 11:43 AM

http://www.lavasoftusa.com/products/...e_personal.php

Wil 11-20-2006 09:50 AM

€€

Godlesswanderer 11-25-2006 05:59 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/6180702.stm

Fez 11-25-2006 08:32 AM

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
hahahah

Havoc 11-25-2006 04:44 PM

Oh I get it. This is somehow evil and disturbed in your eyes... because the horse has a schlong twice the size of yours!

I see how it is.


Three guesses as to what that discussion is about :p

Nemo 11-25-2006 05:11 PM

C:\DOCUME~1\********\LOCALS~1\Temp\ec2a_appcompat.txt


Ah, it was from an error I got from a game.

oddveteran93 11-25-2006 05:55 PM

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/****/********.jpg
A photo link i was sending to a friend

aaj111 11-25-2006 05:57 PM

At the moment:

" Abe's Oddysee - "


I was trying to rename all my music files that had anything to do with AO. So I just Cut and Pasted.

oddveteran93 11-26-2006 12:09 AM

From an interesting conversation:

****** says:
have you ever seen that movie alice in wonderland?

(me) says:
yeah, i found it contradicting and disturbing

Bullet Magnet 11-26-2006 05:35 PM

What about Moon-Hitler? [link]