I wish I could brag like that. Truth is I've never been in a proper relationship :p
No one to cheat on :crying: Alcar... |
14? Man, I wasn't even poppin' the porpoise back then.
/O Times! O Mores! |
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I was bending bitches over the see-saw in first grade.
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Hey! I'm 18 next month, and I've never even had a girlfriend! The closest I've got is the compliment from Rexy I once recieved.
I'm so very lonely. :p |
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I'd probably like to re-live my time in Cyprus. Or, go back to when i was 9 and live life from there on. That'd be trés good.
On the topic of underage sex, i'd rather not bend to the liberal view of "any age is a good age" 'cos it's clearly not. Relaxed views on sex are clearly having a detrimental effect on England, and it's this "Oh, we'll just have to educate them" idea that's fanning the flames of our crumbling society. In fact, a recent case is one where an 11 year old got pregnant and her Mother was "thrilled" that she broke the record for the youngest teen pregnant. Now, if i had my way, i'd build up a few labour camps and quickly throw the parental units in, along with the child after forcing her to sit on an upturned knitting needle and gyrate for a few minutes. We really need to stop being so liberal. I'd happily live in a country that was a bit more conservative, if it meant cretins didn't have children and criminals were treated as such. And the people who put such a large emphasis on sex are pathetic and sad individuals, themselves, who'll hopefully contract an STD form of Cancer through their promiscuous and irresponsible way of thinking. *Cough* ...but yes, Cyprus would be nice. |
I would now like to relive the moment I made that last embarrassing post, and, er, reconsider the action.
Sweet? Was that cyber flirting or pity? And what are you asking for my name for, it's right there on the screen. Hmm. Perhaps it's my name that has been holding me back all these years. I always thought it was a tad unusual… But seriously, I wouldn't even consider going so far with anyone unless I actually loved her. Otherwise its just tacky and your first time has just been blown on an unmemorable (!) bout of fumbling. I actually talked my friend out of such an encounter with some girl he met, for better or for worse, but he was underage at the time. Or was it nerves, I doubt £10 worth of texting could persuade anyone out of their most powerful instincts alone. It has been said (and I can see the truthfulness) that every human drive, no matter how complex or abstract, can be led to the drive to procreate. I do attend an all boys' school, for one reason or another. Interestingly there are two full time girls in my year, who came for the courses. My school works with two other nearby schools so that students can visit for lessons not taught at one alone, but to have two full time is unusual, and probably the source of my poor love life, or lack thereof. Jacob, your avatar scares me. |
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There are many I'd like to live over. The birth of my son...my marriage...the end of my marriage (when I realized I could be happy again) and many many happy days in my life.
Abe related...I'd say the first time I beat the game. I picked up the controller and slammed it down and yelled "Oh yeah! Who's your Momma!?" LOL Then I started playing again to beat it finding all the "secrets". |
'my marriage...the end of my marriage (when I realized I could be happy again)'
Lol - i sort of wish i was still doing my Myspace quotes thing, 'cos that's rather chuckle-inducing. I just thought, anytime when i was young! 'cos being a young Queer, you're in your prime. And as soon as you hit your late teens...your prime sort of disappears steadily. Such a shame. |
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I can't relate to that at all. I believe I'm in my prime now, and I can't see it ending anytime in the near future.
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Yeh, it's easy for Muffies. Even when they reach their late 30's early 40's they can still get some lush girl to bed them.
Whilst us Fruits are relegated to the corners of night-clubs. ...being pervy. Oh, how i hope i'm dead before i reach that demeaning age! |
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