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Danny 09-27-2001 08:15 PM

i'll be waiting...

Joe the Intern 09-27-2001 11:19 PM

hehe joe cant be defeated!! *shoots aussieabe with snuzi* hahaha now youre gonna die! i cant be defeated! i AM the universe! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *ok so im not. rettick is most powerful. assuming*

people's man 10-02-2001 07:44 AM

how about i put all of the intoers in the muukon chips!!!!!! (thank you direckter phleg for pissing off the the intoers

Cool Paramite 10-02-2001 01:27 PM

Talking about chips during the battle of the universe? Man I am walking on the mudokon handprint right now and I am changing it to a paramite head!

Joe the Intern 10-02-2001 08:27 PM

whats an intoer?

super_slig 10-02-2001 10:25 PM

*materializes* Oops. I meant to go to Oddworld.

Wilfred: *appears* Okay, maybe I can help out. *eyes glow* *Paramite head becomes Mudokon handprint and is fixed(fixed, as in permanent)* Bye. *both of us disappear*

AussieAbe 10-03-2001 03:55 AM

Ha Joe the intern I GOT KILLED BY RETTICK SUCKED IN

Cool Paramite 10-03-2001 04:28 AM

*Calls a mudokon shaman that loves paramites and commands him to change to handprint back in a paramite head.

Joe the Intern 10-03-2001 08:26 PM

ummm. he said permanently. but oh what the hay. *gets spaceship and uses asteroids to make paramite head back into handprint* :D

Melvin:squeeking paramite 10-04-2001 02:38 AM

I AM ALL POWER...EY...erm...THING! BOW BEFORE I! I MEAN ME! erk... I AM MORE.. power-like(?) THAN ANY OF YOU...erm.. YOU... YOU.. ANTEATERS! NOW BOW BEFORE MY POWERFULNESS! MWHAHAHAHAHA- erm... HAHAHAHA! YES, I AM SO EVIL..AND STUFF! STUFF I TELL YOU! STUUUUUUUUUUUF! neh...i'm not doing this right, huh? I'll just leave quietly..*Backs out of room*

super_slig 10-04-2001 07:24 PM

:

he said permanently
Um.. I'm trying to be polite about this, but... The correct pronoun is "she", not "he". Oh, well. *thinks* guess I can't expect everyone to know at first.

Joe the Intern 10-04-2001 09:05 PM

oops. eh. heheh. sorry. *shuts up*

Cool Paramite 10-05-2001 04:30 AM

*Uses laser beams to blast gigantic rocks away from the moon and shape the complete moon like a paramite! Et voila, the gigantac paramite of stone!*

General Drippik 10-05-2001 06:09 AM

Shoots cool paramite

Cool Paramite 10-05-2001 12:25 PM

*Dodges shot, then attacks General Drippik and pushes him into an acid pool.*

By the way, how do glukkons shoot?

Gluk Schmuck 10-05-2001 04:33 PM

badly

Xavier 10-05-2001 04:36 PM

ther is a lilte hole in the costums and they shoot with theys foots, :D

Cool Paramite 10-05-2001 05:02 PM

How is it in the acid pool, Dripp?

General Drippik 10-05-2001 09:16 PM

General Drippik kills himself in the process of blowing up cool paramite. Drippik comes back to life.

Sl'askia 10-05-2001 09:25 PM

Malice: oo oo can I Drag?

sure go ahead...

Malice: *grins and jumps on Drippik*

[this part of the post is censored do to extreme violent and graphic content]

Malice: *exits the post covered with blood and dragging Drippik's skin behind him*

Magog on the Mog: Live! 10-06-2001 01:23 AM

Hey Bosses, Was up?
Got back from the broadcasted execution, some mudokon who forgot a chore hehehehehe!
SO, a new product? How's about Fuzzle Fizzies. A addictive drink made from Fuzzles liquefied inards, great for taverns!!!Come on REddik or whatever ya call yourself, drinks are on me.

Melvin:squeeking paramite 10-06-2001 02:07 AM

*whispers to Mogog on the mog* Rett just started wanting to be called Dan...its his real name, I don't see whats wrong with Rett...*makes crazy hand motion* Hes gone insane..hehe*nervous laugh*He might hurt you if you call him Rett...craaaaazy...

people's man 10-06-2001 04:26 AM

im gonna get my lazzer out and kill you all !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fuzmad: :fuzmad: :fuzmad: :fuzmad: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :lol: so get out now!!!!!!!!! :fuzmad: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :lol:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha now whith one sholed i kill first hmmmmmm i know cool paremite yes tata (cool paremite said eeeeh :eek: )he is now deid ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i'll be thinking whodies nexed to die ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: director phleg ]

Cool Paramite 10-06-2001 04:53 AM

*Mudokon shaman appears and resurrects Cool Paramite, then creates a lightning bolt and kills Director Plegh with it.*

mad bull 10-06-2001 05:11 AM

**** you cool paramite he is not ded he has a resistent over lazers so i grabed the gun and blasted cool paramite to smithererins ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p

Cool Paramite 10-06-2001 05:39 AM

*Mudokon shaman resurrects Cool Paramite again, then kills Director Plegh and Vice President Aslik with ten fireballs!!!!*

Joe the Intern 10-06-2001 03:40 PM

why is it that people keep coming back to life? oh well. lets give this a try! *replaces paramite moon with original moon* HAHAHAHAHA!!! *sets magic spell from book* no one can be ressurected anymore! haha! *sets another magic spell* and i cannot be killed ! hahahaaaahaaaaaa!!! mortals! HAHAHA!

Danny 10-06-2001 04:05 PM

where did all of these new scary people come from? i'm too scared, they all have the names of characters from... that computer game. what hsould i do? oh well, i will just have to spray them all with Fatbegone or something...

General Drippik 10-06-2001 10:35 PM

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In a foreign language, that says, Hi everyone.

Xavier 10-07-2001 09:47 AM

What is a foreign language ??? They is a complicate language a guess...

Teal 10-08-2001 09:22 AM

Um, d'yer think we could have some more spaces next time to prevent such excessive scrolling? Else I'll just be forced to sic Renetheska on you... hang on. He's dead. Scratch that.

Cool Paramite 10-08-2001 02:24 PM

Drippik put spaces in!!!

Elum 10-09-2001 01:15 AM

NO ELUM MEAT EITHER! :p

Cool Paramite 10-09-2001 04:57 AM

*Throws Drippik in an acid pool, then pulls him in a meat saw.*

But you can prevent that by taking those $&&( _%_()_&)(_ TO&_$&%#')_&!c spaces out!

mad bull 10-09-2001 07:26 AM

then we shoot cool paramite in the heid and geta bucit of asid and pores it all over his heid and dose wreseling moves on him untill he dies :fuzmad: :fuzmad: :fuzmad: :mad: :mad: :flames:

[ October 09, 2001: Message edited by: vice president aslik ]

mad bull 10-09-2001 08:16 AM

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hi general dripik (thats what it says in foreign laungage)

General Drippik 11-06-2001 02:43 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Edit: Edited to prevent excessive scrollage. Have a nice day.

[ November 13, 2001: Message edited by: Dragadon ]

Cool Paramite 11-12-2001 09:16 AM

*Blasts Drippik in pieces. resurrects him, kills him again, resurrects him, tortures him, blasts him, resurrects him, throws him down a cliff, saves him, kills him, resurrects him, tortures him.*

For typing that freaking NOOOOOOOOOO stuff!

General Drippik 11-13-2001 03:04 AM

You missed C.P. Suck crap!! :p

Cool Paramite 11-13-2001 02:06 PM

[Concentrated]*Aims, shoots, hits!*[/Concentrated]

Drippik, where did your head go to?