...TESIV was delayed, making this monkey a 'Very saaaaaad panda'. The UFO's wrote a thank you message in the sky, which was read...
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...upside down, making half the people on the planet break their necks trying to read what was in the sky when...
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.......a giant UFO came and let out a nasty nasty gas causing everyone who didnt die by snapping their necks die. "O-no" said the aliens....
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...who were busy defecating in everyones mouths. After their sphintors gave a final tremor and dropped one last squirt of dirty juice into the expecting mouths of the humans they....
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(DUDE! O.O; )
...killed Old and not so Tasty becouse of his disgusting nature. After which they fed his body to the... |
...angels who purified his spirit while it passed through their bowels. Once he was shat out he became more powerfull than ever! Which still isn't very powerfull but he felt like...
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... a dancing clown. This way and that he pranced, dancing to the tune of his joyful heart. But, all at once, his magical dancing flute stood to attention and...
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Someone else is going to have to take this one. I am just far too tempted.
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yea I'm skipping a turn as well... *sits next to OANST waiting* Your still disgusting tho...
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The problem is that she has a boyfriend. Otherwise I'd be more than happy to tell her what she can do with my magical flute that is standing to attention.
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...Got it chopped in three pieces by the not so stupid Dark Mudokon,because...
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... He wanted to have a flute but was given a stupid clarinet instead! "Damn those pesky... - Rexy |
...little assholes who ate my...
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... ass. "Yes, you heard me right", Havoc cried, "I was raped in this very thread...", he broke off into...
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...an irish jig that scared all the birds across the earth. As the sky became blackened out...
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...as a blue unicorn named Hinderscripe shat all over the...
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.....japanees king, Hung- Chung- Bob- Man. Wow this meant bad news.....
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...after all, you just generilized another culture which you probably know zip about. Due to my hypocrasy...
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....a flock of jibbering geese came and ate your head. Nobody really was bothered because.....
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...they thought we were a bunch of nutcases anyway, so off to the funny farm we were carted, but...
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... AFOS became enraged at the obvious copyright infringement used in this thread. He came to shut it down but...
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...president Bush didn't listnen so...
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bombed and polluted the world u american idiot
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... then he went to japan and....
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...ate fried fetus. After a good solid nap he slapped Laura on the ass and...
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...****ed her silly before going back to Korea to...
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...drink crushed maggot juice. Being the antichrist, he was weaned on the stuff and just plain loves it. After sacrificing a virgin he...
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......Jumped into the ocean and emerged as.............
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...a supersaiyin 4 and...
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...instantly died because dragonball sucks so very much. All the children then rejoiced. 2000 years later we find some guy named Jim staring into the sun and contemplating...
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...then a meteor opened a time portal sending us back to near 2006 while a group of ass raping octupi decided to destroy Abe 01 and AFOS for their aura of stupidity. Meanwhile, back on Derka Derka Island...
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...I was ignoring this thread for a while but then came back and ate my own legs because i'm mentally pshycotic (retarted is such a stong word :p). Therefore....
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...we will see what is going on at derka Derka Island...
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...and you have a missle aimed at your helicopter which is homing. My heart somehow comes out of my body with me still alive and....
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...manages to enslave all of the natives on the island and sell them, to Japan for 1.6 for their evil plan to...
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...Attack the rest if america and blame it on the russians wuth fake proof. So the U.S.A and russia dook out until the germans try and stop it. They fail and die and even their people get enslaved. Meanwhile the japanese tke captive all the neutral countries and when the time is right they send the slaves to war. What happened was....
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...all the tacos had been eaten. Seeing as how the Japanese love tacos this caused...
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...Godzilla to rise up and smite the kerrack. And thus began the tale of the 500 foot Jesus, or Big J.C. as his friends called him....
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...when he was in the ghetto. Godzilla then gave him a titty twister and...
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...The Morbid Slayer shot thecrap out of them with a handcannon and...
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