My friends brother got it while playing badminton at school. He says he jumped wrong and collapsed to the floor when he landed. The doctors saved his. Apparently the doctor massaged his bollocks to untwist the tubes. It makes me cringe. :(

I was a lucky duck, and it rests peacefully in my pants to this day. There's a chance it might be infertile (my other one is for sure), but providing a semen sample and having one of your parents drop it off at the doctors office... eh, didn't sound like a good deal.

Glad to know I'm not the only one to suffer, though. And Rich, I was too "tender" for the massaging method. The thought of that was so.... argh.

Can we have a conversation about something else? Like, something that I can read without damaging my appetite?

Well this is a thread about Masturbation... But yeah, Change the subject to something other than twisted testicles! :p

No.

So, do the positives of masturbation outweigh the negatives?

It seems so, but yea. Depends on your relationship. That's a big deal, you know?

No? Why not? Twisted testicals isn't exactly anything to do with masturbation is it?

I can stomach wanking... it's just the thought of balls all gnarled up... ugh. There goes supper. :\

Well, if he fucked up his bollocks while wanking, then I'd say it could possibly be related to the topic, wouldn't you?
It certainly relates to my 'do the positives outweigh the negatives?' question.

What did you expect to see when you clicked on a thread called "Don't lie. You jack off. "? Kittens perhaps?

Actually yeah I was... I was expecting to see Domo-Kun, a kitten prancing around a lawn, and a little footnote that read "Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten".

Instead I got the pope. The pope I tell you!

He twisted his testical while wanking?!?

OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP NOW.

Majic you kinky dirty little boy, what the HECK were you doing? Going for a world record?

You can twist your testikels in other ways, like having... you know what I mean. Most o' the times it depends on the roughness of "the Job".

Kittens an jacking in one sentence? That makes me sick, dude.

You dont need to use ... and words in "s for them to mean words, im sure much more worse actual words have flown around the forums.

Awww come on man don't make it worse! >_<

"The Job"? You make having sex sound like a premeditated heist. Gosh there are some people for whom sex very much is a premeditated heist... urgh.

Well my advice is, don't stick your balls in your woman's vagina...cause they're gunna go wonky if ya do.

http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/art/god-kills-kitten.jpg

Damn, I'm nice!

I can imagine it's possible to get it anytime. Like in bed, if you roll over wrong. Think about it. Ouch.

Anyway, back to wanking... No! I meant the topic of wanking.
As I've never experienced anything that bad whilst wanking, I'll say that the positives outweigh the negatives.

I'm talking about both wanking and ... Jesus, nope Sex. And um, what you mean with "heist"?

As in... eww. Who said I did (or will do) That? I'm 14 godamit! :p

Yeah, huh. The only negatives I ever had to face were just 2 things... never mind those.

Edit: And oh,
I just find that particular word kinda hard to say, dude. I mean typing it.

Oh. Do tell!

Lol. It's funny when you're jacking and the cat comes and sits by you and starts meowing.

Ok, I'm with the people who don't like masturbating.
I've never jacked-off, and never will. Don't even THINK of gettin' in to a relationship with boys for a VERY long time. Being alone/loner has been the greatest job in my life. It's great, AND fun 'cause there-there's no one that can bother you.
And yes, think of the kittens. :fuzsad:

I understand, and yes I do believe that you should only think of your partner. But that is in the ideal world. To be honest, I'd like to only think of my partner. In fact, the imagining of my partner is enough to get me off - but it does get boring. Just as if I were to stroke myself the same way each and everytime. I know that's a horrible comparison, but I think you'll understand.

A bit of healthy imagining shouldn't destroy a relationship unless the person doing it is unstable / unfaithful / etc. I think it is rather -stupid-, and ignorant to think that a person can shut off all attractions to other people while they are in a relationship. Because I'm sure we've all got to know other people who we really like, and could see ourselves with, but are attached to a partner already.

I'd like the ideal world version. But unfortunately I'm stuck with reality...

Lol! That's nothing. Try having sex inbetween furniture, and your partners dog jumping in, squeezing through, and generally just observing. I suggested we charge the mut for the free porno.

Alcar...

I wonder what it's like being discovered by your children. :p

Lol! That's nothing. Try having sex inbetween furniture, and your partners dog jumping in, squeezing through, and generally just observing. I suggested we charge the mut for the free porno.

Alcar...


Mhm....that ain't right. It's just tryin' to learn what humans do fer fun...:dead:

Quite frankly, I think it's sad that you would throw out your beliefs and what you'd like to do just so your masturbation doesn't get boring.

I wouldn't think of anyone else but my girlfriend while jacking off. I can understand jacking off while in a relationship, if they go away on holiday or some such stuff i can understand jacking off while thinking about them.

And Dark_Elite. I think jacking off is a male only term really. Correct me if i'm wrong, but this is what i've been lead to believe.

Didn't you read a little while backwards? Girls also do it as well. It's not only boys. Even some girls said they masturbate, just read a little back away. (not being rude or 'nything)

.... I know women do, i was saying that the term is men only, i can think of a few female only terms too though.

He was talking about jacking off. It's not called jacking off when a girl masturbates.

There's also no one to talk to, play with, hang out with, or get pleasure from. I almost guarentee you're love of being alone will change in a few years.

Jack is a boy's name.

Jill is a girl's name.

Hence; Jacking and Jilling.

So do I. But then none of use are perfect.

To be honest, I always start thinking about my partner. Most of the time that's fine. But then there are times when other people pop in to my head and I let it continue. I'm not making excuses, and I know how much of a pig-headed, egotistical shovenist male I'm sounding like, but I honestly don't see it as a problem - especially when I know I'm not going to cheat on my partner.

These people I also fantasize about, there is no way in hell I'd fool around with them. Not because they're ugly, though some are, but they are mostly previous friends who I may have had some kind of 'encounter' with. Perhaps, perverted reminiscing?

Meh. Perhaps I don't bother sticking to my partner in my thoughts because I know that my partner doesn't only stick to me either, eh?

Alcar...

Ahh...ok then. What should I call it when girls do it? What Dino said?

[Edit]
Ah, well. I'ma be campin' fer the weekend, 'nyways. So you guys don't have put up with me fer 2 1/2 days. ;)

Yes, please, call it what I said. That would make my ego VERY happy. :)

Ok, then.

Girls JILL off. I bet most of you men know women who jill off.
That better? ;)

Oh yes... I can feel it getting hard.

Careful not to twist my bollocks. o_0

Ah. Well as long as neither of you have a problem with it, I guess it's nothing to be concerned about. I just don't understand it really... I mean, I'm human and curious thoughts have accidentally creeped into my mind before (although never during any sort of sexual activity--alone or with Luke), but the thought of anyone other than Luke to me is a turn off. Meh, I'm just the crazy type that believes in being committed in body, heart, and mind in all ways possible, I guess. Everyone's different--nothing wrong with that.

Oh yes... I can feel it getting hard.

Careful not to twist my bollocks. o_0


Ewww....gross....don't say that... >.<

Lol, you've forgot the quote tags. (I started to think... weird...):p

Yeah, honestly. I would never say that. I just need to learn how to put on quote tags. Heh, not a big computer wig...

Wrap the text in quote markings: [*QUOTE=Someone] and [/QUOTE*]

*remove the stars.

I have to say that my attitude may change if I was in a relationship. But since I'm not, I just wank to anyone or anything that takes my fancy at the time.

That would happen to me.

To be honest boys, I've never heard the term 'to Jill' :p However, a girl masturbating is generally called fingering because... Well... You get the idea.

Exactally, with a question about being in a relationship you can only hypothesize[sp]. But then again, you know yourself better than anyone!

- Rexy

On here, In this thread was the first time I had ever heard it :p