I am the new Aussie Abe GD, I'll do the commentry if you want
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I'd like to announce the new owner of this organisation ozzie abe central gluk 69 yay yay you can dothe commontating if you like cause i dont want to yay.
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scuse me but can we please start the next match????
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oh, So I am the new owner, WOW.
Oh Well let's get the main event started on Saturday night Smackdown. Coming up next is a number one contendership match for the heavyweight title between Alex and Sal Ding Ding ding, the bell sounds and they start off by brawling, Sal gets the upper hand by irish whipping Alex into the ropes, and clotheslines him. Sal starts stomping away at Alex and Sal runs into the ropes and bulldogs Alex. The pin 1,2,.. Kickout, So close too. Sal is going for the mexican ass samsher, his is raming his ass. But wait a minute, Alex is getting up, Alex is pissed off and Sal is coming in to finish him off by running into the ropes for catapult and Alex boots him in the chin. Sal falls to the floor and , oh no, Alex is going for the swift strike. He is running into the ropes to gain speed, He lines him up and Sal slings him down thunderously onto the mat and is going for the chinese burn submission, Will Alex tap out. Remeber, all is on the line here, a shot at the Heavyweight title. The crowd claps and Alex is getting to his feet, he is elbowing Sal, the brawl is happening, But Sal is fighting back again. He is going for the Five Star Frog Splash, and he hits it. the pin 1,2,.. Kickout, Alex ain't giving up. Sal stomps away and goes for the rollup 1,2, wait Alex has reversed the rollup 1,2,..3 ding ding ding. Alex wins this historic fight and goes to Winterslam to fight the heavyweight title holder Sergio Antonis Meanwhile Sal faces Lucifier for the interworld Championship belt. And other macthes Tomorrow night on Raw Oh I can't wait. ****Raw theme plays**** Welcome, we are here in Woop Woop Australia, here to bring you this live broadcast. "If ya smell, What CG, Is cooking" Oh my god, It is the new owner Central Gluk 27, I wonder what he has to say. "Well, tonight is the new beggining, Tonight we introduce new titles. The InterWorld title(similar to the intercontinentle), The Hardcore Title, The Tag Team Titles are going to be on the line, and Back From injury, Sergio Antonis. Welcome back Sergio ***FFX Plays*** Wait, It is Alex, The number one contender for the title at winterslam. "You Know, I want that heavyweight title, To show that I am the best. I am going to take you apart, Like when I beat Sal, I waited till he was weak then I hit him hard and took him apart becaus Who Says slow and steady, wins the race ***My generation plays*** It's Sergio, back from injury. "That is a lie because I don't get weak, I stay strong and the only thing that is going to be weak is you at Winterslam when I give you the 2 handed Chokeslam So I were you, I'd Pump Up" wait Alex is brawling with Sergio, "woah woah woah woah WOAH, Wait till Winterslam. To welcome you back from injury, I am putting you Sergio, in the main event tonight in a triple threat match against Kevin Trash and the veteran Odd Rancor, But since you're not a cruiser weight, Only if Kevin Trash wins, he gets the cruiser weight title, otherwise it does not change hands IF YA SMELL WHAT CG IS COOKING,". Woah, A huge main event here tonight. I will post more when I am on next, Which is now since nobody posted so I am going to have to edit. The Hardcore title between Umbra and Mexola is underway and Mexola immediatly picks up the trash can and thumps Umbra with it. Mexola with the singapore can and whacks Umbra in the head with it. Mexola rolls Umbra up 1,2,3. Mexola is the hardcore champion. ***BACKSTAGE*** Mexola is walking around and wait a minute, that's flaming ray, the ex cruiserweight title holder has hit Mexola with a cricket bat. He pins and a ref comes and slaps 1,2,3. Flaming ray is the new hardcore champion. (boy this is going to be one big post so someone please, post. oh wait, someone did, oh well, lets continue). Next is the interworld championship match between Sal and Lucifier. Next post |
Cough... cough... just one more thing...
Lucifer ain't gonna know what hit him!!! And if I win that... there's always those little birds flying back...:D Boooya!! *dies* |
O yeah!Alex shall be the champ!*the blitz ball music in the begging starts*
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Umm.....booya?
Oddling l:c l |
*cough* ...yes... boooya... *cough*
*dies again* |
We are back here on Raw and Sal will be taking on Lucifier to see who will be crowned the first ever interworld champion.
***the baywatch theme hits*** it's sal, who is pumped up and ready to take this title. Oh wait, with no music, down comes lucifier and hits sal from behind.Lucifier, outside the ring is taking it to Sal. Reminding you that the hasn't started yet cause they haven't been in the ring yet so they can do what they want. And Lucifier with the chair now and BAM, right on the back of Sal, and again, and again. Oh no, he is reaching for the sledgehammer now. Sal is slowly getting up and wait, Sal has flying dropkicked the sledgehammer into Lucifiers face. They both are struggling to get up and get to the ring and Sal does so. DING DING DING the match has started. The ref begins the count on Lucifier 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.. and Lucifier gets into the ring and as he is crawling into the ring, Sal massively kicks Lucifier in the head. I don't think Lucifier is concious. Sal drags him into the middle of the ring and pins him 1,2,.. Shoulder Up. Sal is going for, oh no, the Five Star Frog Splash. And he rolls out of the way leaving Sal to be massively hurt. The ref begins the count as the are both lying on the floor 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and both get up and Lucifier does the spear on Sal. Lucifier Going for the Fire and Ice, and he hits it. the rollup 1,2,.. It has been reversed 1,2,.. kick out. Man this is a good match. As lucifier gets up and puts him in a figure 4 leg lock. Will Sal tap. He Has...... got to the ropes. Lucifier is stomping away on his back. Sal, grabs his foot as He is coming down to stomp, and puts him in an Ankle Lock. Will Lucifier tap this time. He has..... TAPPED OUT SAL WINS. "HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND FIRST EVER INTERWORLD CHAMPION, SAL THE MUDOKON, and I'd have to say he earned that and ***IF YA SMELL, WHAT CG, IS COOKING PLAYS*** and it is the boss. "Since you guys had such a good and entertaining match, I have decided at WinterSlam, Lucifier gets a rematch,". Sal agrees and they all walk off. ***BACKSTAGE IN ALEX'S LOCKER ROOM, SEGIO AND CG WALK IN*** "YOU RUINED MY BIG RETURN, YOU BASTARD" segio says. "And if you ruin tonights main event by even getting in the ring, you will re put your shot at the title on the line against Sal and the Bigface next week on SMACKDOWN," CG says. "Don't worry, I won't be in the ring," Alex says and Segio says as he is walking out "maybe I might have a big return in my main event by winning it,". ***My generation Plays and the crowd cheers*** It's Segio ***Kevin and Mud, sitting in the tree plays*** and it is Kevin and Rancor just runs to the ring with his two titles(one cruiser weight and half Tag) and him and Kevin turn to each other and they gang up on Sergio and THAT has backfired because Sergio has put them in a chockslam position and they both kick him in the nuts as Segio lays there squarming. Kevin starts brawling with Odd Rancor now and kevin has the upper hand as he slings him over the ropes and Segio is up and puts him in a two handed chokeslam position and he is ready to do it and ***Blitz Ball music Plays*** Oh no, It's Alex. He is coming down and he is SITTING AT RINGSIDE. That has distracted Sergio as he leans his face over the ropes to trash talk to him and Wait, Alex has smashed him with a chair, right on the nogin and Kevin goes for the rollup 1,2,3, DING DING DING DING "HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, KEVIN" and Alex has the microphone looking down at Sergio and says "I kept my promise, I never went INTO the ring" as Raw closes. What did ya think. I'll begin with Smackdown Tomorrow. |
Good job Kevin:)
Remember,its the blitz ball music from the begging like with the zanerkand abes in the FMV movie |
Well, if you carefully look, I am giving everyone the attitude of a WWE superstar, and with some of the moves. For instance I'll name 2 I've already done. Sal I have given him some of the moves from R.V.D (he has the five star frog splash) and Alex is been given the characteristics of Brock Lesner (by that he has the F5). Now....
Welcome to Smackdown, coming to you live from Perth in Western Australia and it is a capacity crowd of 68,964 people. ***IF YA SMELL, WHAT CG, IS COOKING plays*** It is the boss, Central Gluk 27. "I know Alex, that you kept your promise but since you ruined a return and a very good main event, So here is the catch, If you win the title at WinterSlam, You will be putting that title on the line on the Raw and the Smackdown after WinterSlam, let alone you putting the title on the line at the Royal Rumble, But if you lose, You will be suspended for 3 pay-per-views, meaning you will miss out on the Gran Daddy of all pay-per-views, WRESTLING MANIACS, So, there is more on the line at WinterSlam than just the title and the 3 times within a month you have to defend that title. And on a lighter note, Tonights main event is Sergio vs Sal and the second main event is Alex vs Lucifier,". ***BACKSTAGE, CG RUNS INTO KEVIN*** "congratlulations on winnig the title last week Kevin,"CG says. "thanks," Replies Kevin. "But to prove your victory wasn't just the fluke that ALEX!!! hit Sergio in the head, you have to put that title on the line against Odd Rancor AND Bigface AND to unite the titles, Flaming Ray will also be in the match to put his hardcore title on the line, so GOOD LUCK, oh and the match is elimination," CG says and Walks off, leaving Kevin angry yet happy that he might be the first to unite the titles. ***Kevin's Music Hits*** And coming up is the Hardcore Cruiserweight Championship elimination match ***Rancor's Music hits*** and it is between 4 of the great superstars of this business ***Bigface's music hits*** and this shall be a great match. And The match has begun as Flaming Ray Runs down to the ring and Rancor goes for Flaming Ray and Kevin immediatly goes and drops Bigface with a big punch in the guts. Rancor and Flaming Ray are brawling and Kevin is climing to the top of the turnbuckle and has jumped into the brawling Duo. He is hitting Flaming ray a he puts him on the ropes and he looks to be signaling to do something. Oh my god. He is running in and hits the 619. He pins the hardcore champion 1,2,3 and Flaming Ray has been eliminated and Bigface with a boot to the chin to Kevin. Bigface turns around and is beating the crap out of Rancor. Kevin lying on the ground not moving. Bigface is taking Rancor to the cleaners and wait, Rancor is getting up, He obviously wants that title badly. Rancor is going to fight back and, Ouch, Kicks Bigface in the nadiculars. the rollup 1,2,3 and Bigface has been eliminated and is crawling around on the mat. Rancor has turned his attention to Kevin (who is back up). Rancor goes to punch, but gets his punch blocked, and Kevin hits him a beauty and has put him on the ropes. HE is going for the 619 and HITS it. 1,2,.. Kickout, Rancor is fighting on. Kevin is getting a chair. But Racor kick it out of his hand. Rancor just fighting back and he gets dropped with a great punch to the gut. the pin 1,2,3 WINNER AND STILL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, KEVIN. ***BACKSTAGE IN SERGIO IS TALKING WITH HIS FIONSE*** "baby, you are the love of my life and at WinterSlam, I am going to dedicate my win to you," Sergio says. "Oh Sergio," Mudline says. "Now, I am going to go out there and spread our love out around the world," Sergio says and walks out with his fionse (I honestly don't know how to spell it). ***SERGIO'S MUSIC HITS*** Sergio is coming out with Mudline to "Spread their love around the world". "Now, I know I have a match against Sal tonight, But, At WinterSlam, I am going to put Alex out of this business for 3 months (month's travel quickly). But first, Mudline, I love you with everything I have and I would be crushed if I ever lost you," Sergio says. "Oh Sergio, you make me fe... ***ALEX APPEARS ON TITANTRON*** "Hey, Sergio, You fionse is a slut, She bonked me earlier Today," Alex says. "That can't be you a** lickin maniac," Sergio says. (Mudline has a scared look on her face and Sergio is bright red with anger). "Oh it's true, Heck I even took the privilage of videoing it," Alex says. ***VIDEO SHOWS OF ALEX AND MUDLINE HAVING ER HEM ER HEM*** What a sick freak. (Crowd starts vomiting). Oh bugger, I thought that this was a family show, get the camera off it dammit, get the camera off. "As you can see, you fionse, or should I say Ex- fionse is a SLUT," Alex says. "YOU SICK FREAK, WHEN I GET UP THERE I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR A** DAMMIT AND Mudline, the wedding's off," Sergio says in a mad rage and sprints up after Alex. ***IN CG's OFFICE*** "Oh dear God," Alex, next time you do something like that you are FIRED," ***SAL'S LOCKER ROOM*** "Well, I finally get a big break, if I can beat the heavyweight champion of Oddworld, I will prove that I can be the champion and I get to be, a big shot," Sal says to Sally, his gorgeous (supermodel) girlfriend. "Oh Sal, just come back in one piece and at WinterSlam, keep this title because it looks so sexy around your waist," Sally says. ***Lucifier's music hits*** This is going to be one action packed WinterSlam. ***Alex's music hits and Alex entres through the crowd***. Alex not wasting any time and starts kicking the crap out of Lucifier. Alex is throwing Lucifier into the turnbuckle and has ran like a steam train into him as he falls to the ground and Wait a minute, It's Sergio with a chair and he cracks Alex right in the head with it, and he keeps on hitting him with it. He won't stop. DING DING DING DING. Winner due to disqualification via interference, Alex. Sergio with the microphone "And I still haven't finshed with you Alex,". ***Sal's music hits*** And it's Sal. He has his interworld title around his waist proudly and gets to the ring with Sergio, ready to start the main event. But wait, Sal is shaking Sergio's hand. DING DING DING DING. The match starts and Sal immediatly starts punching, he has to look up to this big beast. Sal backs Sergio to a corner and starts kicking. Sergio grabs Sal and tosses him to the ground. Sergio going to the top rope. He jumps and misses Sal. Sal goes for the pin .. Kickout before 1. Sal starts kicking. He is going for the top rope and hits Sergio. He is going for the Mexican ass basher. He is raming ass. He is taking forever to wind up this move. Wait here he goes to the ropes to catapult at Sergio and Wait, Lucifier (from outside the ring) trips Sal. Sal is distracted by lucifier and goes to hit him but Sergio gets up and goes for the 2 handed chokslam and hits it. He goes for the pin but Alex has a chair and is in the ring. Sergio sees him and goes to hit him but Alex slides out of the ring. Sergio leans over the side to trash talk to him and Bam Alex hit him with the chair, outside the ring so it is legal. Sergio is staggering around, bewilderd and Sal is hitting the bigger version of the ass basher. He goes for the pin 1,2,.. Shoulder up. Sergio is not giving up. Lucifier is distracting the ref while Alex hits Sergio with a chair several times while Sal is thumping around in dis-belief. But wait a minute, Sal has grabbed Alex and starts hitting him and topples him over the top rope. the ref gets back as Sal goes for the pin 1,2,3. Sal wins, but wait a minute, after the match Lucifier and Alex get in the ring (with the chair) and knock Sal out of the ring and with severe pain. While Alex starts wacking Sergio with the chair. Wait, it's CG, the owner. "Woah, easy big fellar, Save it for WinterSlam, Where your match against Sergio has been upgraded from a normal match for the title, has been changed to a HELL IN A CELL. No way out of the cage, just you, him and whole heap of chairs," says CG. ***AFTER SMACKDOWN FINISHES, SERGIO GETS UP RED AND FIRED UP TO BASICALLY KILL ALEX, SO ALEX, WATCH OUT ON RAW***. What do you guys think. WinterSlam is after the next Smackdown |
Odd Lucifer sucks, whta the hell was I thinking when I made him? What was I thinking when I replied to this topic? I hate wrestling! Oh well, might as well sit back and watch my ass get kicked! : D
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Oh bugger. You don't like it. I won't be updating for awhile. Maybe in a couple of days, but on Saturday, I am going to Japan for 2 weeks so I probably won't be giving you WinterSlam until after that 2 weeks.
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Kewl lil thing you got here. *Coughs-check out my fic-Coughs*
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no I like it, it's funny as hell, it's just that I made a cheesy character. His moves, name, everything is corny. hehe, corny*starts laughing like nuts* hahahaha!Corny, hehehe gravy hehehehe corny wrestling! hehehehehehe *slaps herself* ahem..um...what the hell did I do that for? Oh my, I do belive I need my medication.
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***BEFORE RAW,WE SEE ALEX'S LIMO PARKING IN THE CARPARK*** "yeh thank's driver, I will take *** LOOKS AT SERGIO'S CAR THAT IS HEADING RIGHT FOR HIM*** "SH**, I better get back in the car. Sergio starts ramming Alex's limo. "I said I'd get you back you bastard"Sergio says. Alex's limo is nearly all dent and crumpled as we head onto Raw.
Raw and WinterSlam will be up in two weeks so if someone would keep posting on this topic until I get back that would be good. There will be NO Smackdown to make up for the time we lost. If you don't know what to post then Tell us your views on how you think your wrestler is doing and how you think it will fare at WinterSlam |