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metroixer 11-10-2005 05:12 PM

*Max gets hit but doesen't fall down*
Max: You call that a gun!? Back then I was shot by armored big bro's with marks left behind! That was nothing more than a ratz bite!
*MAx reaches the door and it starts closing very slowly *hint* *hint**
Max: Come on Odd let the factory dispense of these 2 guys!

The Dark Mudokon 11-11-2005 10:24 AM

"Damn it!",Jaran said.He turned toward Kyle:"I'll get you next time,Slig!"

The dark mudokon stopped attacking and ran to the closing door,picking up his broken spear on the way.

Daxter King 11-11-2005 02:44 PM

*kyle runs to the nearest exit*
Kyle: I'll kill you!!*picks up spooce bow and shoots jaran while running*

metroixer 11-11-2005 04:35 PM

Max: Crap it looks like they are gonna get out!
*Max thinks off all the things that could happen to him if both fo. He shrugs and then goes to the nearest computer.*
Max: Okay lets see here if I don't want them to live they're must be some other way. Luckily hacking skills do wonders......Okay and Enter.
*Max pushes the enter button after typing down something. Amediatly all doors close besides one which is a little jammed and can't close.*
Max: Crap *Looks at timer which is only 10 seconds* crap, *runs to the door and tries to close it but it's stuck.* CRAP! If this door remains open the whole factory will go in meltdown stage!

sligco 11-12-2005 11:53 AM

genral z-3 got up and ran towaRDS THE SLIG BARRACKS

metroixer 11-12-2005 01:05 PM

ooc: How can someone survive some shots in the head?

sligco 11-12-2005 02:27 PM

(i dunno lucky some one i real life got a nail through his head and lived

metroixer 11-12-2005 03:03 PM

ooc: Ahh I see....Damn that glukkon is lucky...

sligger 11-14-2005 03:13 PM

jak: son of a munkey.
* jak slips and falls into the door breaking both hinges.*
jak: owww that hurt * he rubbs his head in pain.*
* jak gets up and pushes on the door helping max.*
jak: i got it. max pull the stick out from the door.

metroixer 11-14-2005 03:37 PM

max: Okay jak
*Max pulls at the stick and gets it out. The door slams shut and it seem as though everything went fine. Max gave Jak a high-five.*
Max:Phew that was a sticky situation(sp?)
*Max and Jak then heard the explosion*
Max: I wonder if they're dead?

Daxter King 11-14-2005 05:01 PM

*kyle jumps out window*
Kyle:got out just in time,*kyle looks around* great I got an angry slig,mud, and glukkon after and all I got is a spooce bow*looks around* The armery it still standing! *runs to it puts on two pairs of armor loads, up 2 blits blasters, and gets a belt of grenades, and attaches spooce bow to right arm* now who to kill first?

The Dark Mudokon 11-15-2005 04:44 AM

While Kyle jumped out of the window,Jaran slid on the ground,under the closing door.When he got on the other side,an horrible pain stroke him.His left arm was stuck under the door.He tried to get out,but he just made the pain worse.After hesitating,he took the bladed side of his spear and started chopping his arm.Blood spilled everywhere and the dark mudokon was screaming in pain.He finally got himself out,at the cost of his arm.He tore a part of his cloth to make a bandage and started pursuing Max.

metroixer 11-15-2005 11:51 AM

*Max sees Jaran running to him*
Max: Oh ****.
*Max knowing that he threw away his own gun a long time ago since he did not think he need it was defenseless. He then found some courage in him.*
Max: You want some motha****er? Come and get it! (MAx has great arm strenght)
*Max then starts running to Jaran*

The Dark Mudokon 11-15-2005 12:07 PM

Without a word,Jaran watched Max running toward him.His bloody nub was hurting and it would be hard to fight with a missing arm.He took the blade of his spear and threw it like a boomerang.He had to get Max with this attack or he would surely get killed.

metroixer 11-15-2005 12:25 PM

*Max saw the spear coming torward him and swore. The boomerang went and sliced his pants apart. Now he is a crawling slig....Or is he?*
Max: Haha you think ya got me?Do you!!? Well I got something to tell you!
*Max gets out some needle and injects himself. All of a sudden his arms grew all huge and strong and his pants grew back somehow.*
Max:I'm gonna tell you about kick@$$ 101!

The Dark Mudokon 11-15-2005 12:30 PM

Jaran saw Max injecting himself.The only chance he had of eliminating Max was destroyed.Determined to die while fighting,he let out his rage:"Dark Rage!".
He then threw it all.He charged toward Max and attacked with his right arm.

metroixer 11-15-2005 12:50 PM

Max: Oh ***k.
*Jarans attack hits Max at the stomach and it would seem as though life has ended for him. Yet after 5 minutes Max finds himself opening his eyes looking at the roof. Next to him was Jaran who was barely alive. Max sighed he picked up the unconcious Jaran with discomfort and carried him to the forrest. He then laid Jaran down near a lake and went back to the factorry...*
Max: Heh...I'm such a nice guy.

The Dark Mudokon 11-15-2005 12:54 PM

Jaran woke up near a lake.He didn't remember exactly what had happened,but one thing was still in his mind:Kyle and Max had to die!He rested for a couple of minutes and returned to the factory.There,he wlked from shadow to shadow to avoid alerting anyone.

metroixer 11-22-2005 08:29 AM

Occ:Kyle we're kinda waiting for ya.

Daxter King 11-22-2005 05:31 PM

occ: right
*kyle walked around looking for the two8
Kyle: If I can make peace with max then jaran will go down easy*kyle sees jaran lurking in the shadows* Kyle: time to die!!! * kyle shoots his blits blasters at jaran*

metroixer 11-22-2005 05:35 PM

Max: Good lord what a first day.
*MAx goes to bed*
Max: Nighty night chaos. See ya tomorrow.

The Dark Mudokon 11-23-2005 06:22 AM

Jaran started dodging Kyle's bullets,taking two shots in his arm and his left leg.The pain made him fall on the ground.His nub was still hurting.His will to survive faded.Jaran knew he couldn't win without his left arm and his spear.

"You have won,he said,you'd better finish me off.You won't get another chance,scum!"

sligger 12-31-2005 02:13 PM

jak: max wake up wake up.
*jake shakes max violently.*
jak: wake up D****t i think jaren is dead.