Jobe: I do! They're safe to handle!
*Jobe gives phill the scizzors*
Jobe:Don't know how that would help but whatever.
*JObe then goes to the garbage hall for a bite to eat*

Crigg walked into the restroom, but nobody was there.
He sat down, looked around, and started to think about his long gone childhood, his years at Rupture farms, and the Boneworkz....
.......z.....Zz....ZZZzZzzzzzzZzZzzzzzZz.
Crigg fell asleep, and dreamed of himself setting traps for everything in the whole of Oddworld. (including his old bosses...)

OOC: Crigg will sleep hard until next weekend, so don´t mess to hard with him. (Beerbottles and cream-spray is ok though...) 8)

Fizzix:'this is stupid...quite stupid...'
*he walks in circles aimlessly*
Fizzix:'i am seriously getting fed up with this..cant find Crigg anywhere,Phill has gone from half-blind to fully blind and i cant find the rest....'
'Gues i'll get myself a cold one to think on...'
*he walks down the stairs and tripp's on a blown off arm of a mudokon Phill blasted earlyer*
Fizzix:'ho...hohohohohooly SHIIIIIIIIIIII-'
*is interupted when he lands on his head down the stairs,fizzix saids(completely duffed,lying on the floor,completely duffed and confused):
Fizzix:'hehehe...I fEel PrEtTy!!!....OoOoOohHhHh So PrEtTy!!!!'
*he stands up drooling and nearly fals over again becouse he stands rather crooked on his feet*

Jobe:Okay okay what do we have here...Ooh paramite pie that will do!
*Jobe takes a slice and sits down.*
Jobe: Well *chomp* this is getting boring nothing to do but-
*Jobe sees Fizzix*
Jobe:What...The....****?

*Fizzix Jobe and walks towards him*
Fizzix:'TiE hIe!!!!!!JoBe EaT pIe!!!!!
JoBe Is My BuDdy!!!!!!'
*at the ddy part his face was so smilling that his face almost broke in half*
*he runs at Jobe and starts hugging his head*
Fizzix:'Jjahjwduhjiuwiuaoshurmkvjhkspffft!!!(dont bother translating this)'
*after his hugg and useless banter,fizzix trips over his own feet and just starts giggeling when hes on the ground*

*Jobe kicks fizzix*
Jobe: You sir have the most messed up mind a slig can have. Oh and for staining my pie....
*Jobe shoots fizzix in the head*
Jobe:That should teach ya.

they are quite good but how do you get into the game

OOC:just say you want to be part of it and if the guy who runs this rpg sayds its oke you can.Dont forget ta read the rpg rules :)
(ohh and bythe way jobe:fizzix is a vyker :D)
*Fizzix stands up and looks at Jobe*
Fizzix:'...why are you looking at me like that?get to work dirty slacker!!!'
(by the way:his superior feeling inst shot to the head indused.He always thinks hes beter than others while he isnt even a high class-man)
*Fizzix puts his hand to his fore-head*
'AAAAAHHHH MAN!!!!i got a head like a badgers arse!!!'

OOC: Oh...K

*Jobe rolls his eyes*
Jobe: Meh screw you. I HAVE a life at least.
*Jobe continues eating.*

Crigg wakes up and sais to himself:
"I woke up, and yet another day was wasted..."
*looks around*
Crigg: "Hey, guys, what are you doing?"
*turns to fizzix*
Crigg: "Nice tatoo! Is it meant to be an asshole? I like it, by the way. I think I´m gonn´a get one myself!"
Crigg walkes towards the hallway and turns around.
Crigg: I´m going back down to inspect my trapps. Does anyone wanná
follow?"

*fizzix wailks after Crigg*
Fizzix:'you know its not an asshole...'
*and muters under his voice:and its no tatoo either..stupid #$&!head*

Crigg walked into to the elevator and pushed the bottommost button.
Crigg:"You know, I met a mudokkon down there when i went down in the first place, Crigg said, He didn´t say much, but he looked quite happy. His face was just a big smile and two big, dark eyes. i kind´a liked ´im."
Crigg:"I can introduce you to eachother when we meet."
*The elevator stalled a little, and then continiued down.*
"So what´s your story,then? how did you end up in this dump?"
*Crigg looked at fizzix and put some chewing-tobacco into his mouth*

Jobe: Good Lord now what? My grinder gun is gone, no more good things to grind. Do I actually have to work now?
*Jobe sighs and went to see how the slaves in zulag 1 are doing*
Jobe:Ya just keep scrubbing...and....stuff....yawn.

*fizzix massivly starts gnwaing on his chunk o' tabacco*
Fizzix:'Lemme tell you something crigg,i kinda thought it was ganna be beter if i were to get a job here'
'i used ta work as a vykher scientist,stabbing fuzzle's,testing for useless
$%#@ like shampoo and tabacco'
'but sales were going down,our main lab was blown-up and i got enoth of those moron's breathing in my neck.I used to be a nicely paid vyhk,but with sales going down and losing alot of research data since our main lab was blown-up,my big money job had turned into a joke'
Fizzix:'when i heard about the meat plant,i smelled posibilitie,and with all those glukkon's and slig's i thought they could use a highly respected vyhker.
*he sighs and looks up to crigg*
When i got here,it was a dump,a bunch of moron's schooting eachother,and now i cant leave.Stuck to a crappy job with low payment and with little repect.I usualy try my best not to make my job be so crappy by inspecting and torturing the mudokon's while that has nothing to do with my actual job'
*he spits out the tabacoo and looks at a dorment mudokon skeleton and suddenly remembers criggs desription of his new friend*
Fizzix:'is...is...that by..any uhhh...'
*fizzix's entire body gets all white but soon gets back to normal*
'nevermind crigg...'

Crigg walked out of the elevator and looked around.
Crigg:"This place hasn´t chanched much."
*loks at the skelletton*
Crigg:"MAN, Hes DEAD! Ho could this bee? He was alive only some hours ago!"
"It must be fleeches, or something else that got ´im..."
Grigg walked towards his trapps, waiving Fizzix to folow.
"HA!, Crigg said, I got some ratz, and some fuzzles too! Bet you can have some use of them."
*Gives the small round cages to Fizzix.*
Crigg:"No fleeches though...... Whait!"
*Crigg walks away*
"Whe got a Paramite!!!, in a fleechtrapp! Didn´t know there were any of those down here. C´mon, lets carry it back up and cook it!"
*Crigg shoots the paramite with his gun and opens the trapp.*
Crigg:"I´l just place some gas-bombs to clear the slurgs first."

Jobe:Why me?
*Jobe lies down and looks at the ceiling.*
Jobe:I knew not going to college would send me here I just did!
*Jobe hears an alarm*
Jobe: Wha??
Computer: Warning....25 scrabs escaping. Warning.... 25 scrabs escaping.
Jobe: Finnaly something happens!
*Jobe starts looking for the escaped scrabs until he heard*
Computer: Warning scrabs are horribly mutated. One is known as a shrykkul. Destroy shrykkul and other scrabs or evacuate emmidiatly.*
Jobe: O-Ozzies in a pickle! I-I mean Jobe is in a pickle! (Stolen from Chrono Trigger)

* phill goes to the loudspeaker and yells*
phill: everybody listen up. 25 mutated scrabs are on the loose who ever gets rid of them gets a 25$ raise. after you kill the the mutated scrabs kill all of the scrabs in the pen they escaped from then we will serch the pen for any type of mutating geens.
phill: whoever can get rid of all of the fleeches and paramites on the botom floor gets a 25$ raise also. put all of the dead fleeches and paramites in a sanitary box so we can make some new food product of them. we also need to speed up on cacthing creatures. you gys dont get paid for nothing.
phill: one more thing i got surgury and i got both of my eyes back so im watching you!!!