AAAARRGH!

You ARE STUPID!

You tell me that I'm too persistent and can't leave it, yet the last post I made in this thread had nothing at all to do with you, and the topic had completely moved on from your sissy argument. You tell me that it's over and I need to move on, but YOU are the one who is still posting. You tell me that I'm not as established as you, and not higher than you, yet I have a higher post count and have been reading the forums since 2002. You tell me that this is where it ends, and that if I carry on it'll be like posting to a brick wall, YET YOU STILL WANT ME TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION! And even the damn question itself is stupid.

What part of this whole thing don't you get? YOU are the one who needs to leave it and go away, so it is absolutely pointless telling me to drop it. And by the way if you respond to ANY of this then you will not only be a hypocrite, but you will be contradicting your own words.

If it will speed up the process of you getting back on topic, then here is your answer: You wanted me to enlighten you on why double posting is pointless, and I did. Therefore you are enlightened, and all those who are enlightened reach nirvana.

Mods, if there's any more bullshit from Soulstice then PLEASE could you close this thread? I'm fed up with him treating this thread like he can use it as his own personal battlefield.

On second thoughts, I'm not even sure if this thread has any further discussion left in it anyway... Feel free to close at will.

We've resorted to blaspheming and impersonating the late Pope for kicks. Yeah, I'd say this thread has lost its steam.

I have 4 words for arses like you-SHUT THE **** UP! And I don't remember saying I'm more established than you, I just said you're not extremely established. Learn to read. Actually, I'm going to leave what I said in my last post. It's not over. It's not over until you learn to shut your idiotic mouth. You need to step off and seek help for that unwelcome aggression. Loser.

closeitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitscloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseit! :banghead:

Hahaha...

"Pope starts riot on Oddworld Forums after demise."

LMAO

From what I've gathered, the recent pope was a great guy. Even if you're not relgious, you should tip your cap to him out of respect. Mind you, I'm a Protestant, so I wasn't quite as connected with this, but still.

Sooo...who's all for titling the next one, "Pope Bob." I think that that would be, like, the best thing ever.

Play nice, folks.

For reals.

Or else.

Yeah, I'm a protestant, but I still respect the pope, though dont really know how the electing a pope works.

A small bud appears on the dead pope's thigh. It slowly grows into a new pope and seperates from the host body quite violently in a bloody mitosis.

It then wriggles (early-stage popes are usually wormlike and referred to as Larvae) until it plops to the floor into the Pope hat (the catalyst).

(the transformation can cease if the pope hat is not on the floor at the time of mitosis, so it is tradition to place it there.)

Its skin bubbles and writhes as it grows into an upright position. it sheds it's hundreds of legs in place of two human legs, and it's jiggly, sectioned body is replaced by a human body. It assumes a normal "human" position and sits in the last pope's chair.

There you go. A full biological study on how a new pope is "elected."

Thats a good theory, or maybe not a theory at all, tomorrow ill probably be told that it is proven. I needed a reason to laugh.

The cardinals (second in command under the pope) vote democratically to decide which cardinal should be promoted to the next Pope.

So the Pope will never be black, female, gay or jewish. So much for democratic, f*cking queer bashing fundamentalists.

But there is a black papal candidate this time around...

I don't think i'd want a Faggot Pope anyway. They'd be going around telling all the Churches to perform Queeri-O marriages, and i loathe it when people are all "Look, you have your views. We have our views. Our views are more acceptable than yours. So you will do as we say."

No, they won't do as you say Mr Queer-rights-campaigner, now p*ss off and go spread some bad AIDS!!

Well, I don't think the Gay Rights campaigners are going to win that war.

The Gay marriage i'm for. Just not making every Church perform them. We already have Gay Churches where we can go to, what's the point in forcing people to change their beliefs?

We're sinners to them. Big deal. Get over it. Go die...of GAIDS.

CNN said it was because he had a good sense of humor, and something about pretending to be Superman.:dodgy:

I like those captions better.

You bastard, I was going to say that!

There was a black presidential candidate too. How'd that go?