I've heard that Q before, except it was a "rich and good looking man" vs. an "ugly poor man."

That is a tough one to answer...so I won't. :p

-oddguy

id be the very sexy man with a 1 inch...
and if anyone asks ill just say i was in a car accident.
buddha or jesus in a gun fight??

Buddha and Jesus! :p Both taught peace, so neither of them would resort to violence. ;)

-oddguy :fuzcool:

Who runs faster?

Voodoo Vince of Scooby Doo?

hmmm....
probably scooby doo
vodoo vince aint that fast
geroge bush or john howard in a gunfight??

Voodoo Vince is actually very fast..

George. Even though I hate him...but he's probly had alot of experience hunting squirrels for his meal, and John Howard looks like a squirrel.

Who's dumber?

Ed or a brick (Ed from Ed Edd n' Eddy)

Brick obviously, they have no brain. Duh!

G. Bush or T. Blair

You obviously don't watch that show, Ed is way dumber than a brick :p

T. Blair I s'pose

Who's uglier?
The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers) or Leather Face (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

Dude. Dubya would win. No contest.

EDIT: Damn you, SS. Leatherface.

Vincent Price vs. Edgar Allen Poe in a heated game of Scrabble in the bowels of Hell... followed by a fist-fight over the origin of the word "quoth."

i dont know who any of those people are, so i'd say Price.

in Rainbow Six 3, whats better:

G3A3 or M16A2?

I can't believe you don't know who Poe and Price are! You're so uneducated! :p

M16A2 because it has more numbers.

Which is sharper? An exacto-knife or a scalpel?

Neither, butter knives are the sharpest. :p

Sonic the hedgehog or Shadow the hedgehog?

Shadow, baby!

Who laughs more evil?

Freddy or John Wayne?

John Wayne. *shudders*

This is a good one:

"Scuba Toads" or Gabbits

I don't know enough about Scuba Toads to tell.

Gabbits.

Who would make a better superhero:

Oprah or Steven Hawking?

Hawky. But personally I think he would make a better supervillain.

I quite agree with you there, Death. But you forgot a question;) Therefore, I am now in command. And gosh darnit people, don't bother responding unless you know what the items listed in the question are. And niethers aren't too cool either. I remember this "You Must Choose" website, which was pretty kick ass, and it had no "niether" option:p

Would you rather be a pirate or a ninja?

Ninja. Shukerin all the way.

Urban Jungle vs. Real Jungle

...Jesus Christ, you have no life, do you?

Urban Jungle, them damn metal horse's always run me feets over.

Moses or 50 Cent (XD.....No but really...ehehee....)

Moses....50 cent should be dead!

In your haste, you forgot to pose a question.

So I will do one for you:

Dads or Moms?

No, I had no intention of posting a question.

Dad or Moms? Hmmm, it depends on who lends you more money.

Squids or Octopi?

Squids.

The theme song from Bonanza or the theme song from Hawaii 5 O?

Hawaii 5 O!

Your Granny or Elton John?

Your Granny.

Atomic Strawberries or Radioactive Mashed Potatoes?

Radioactive Mashed Potatoes because they are on Ed Edd n' Eddy.

Steak Knifes or Skeet shoots?

Steak Knifes...

Stabby Mc Stab Stab or Dr.Dre

Stabby Mc Stab Stab.
Who would win?
Rabid, ferocious, blood-thirsty Froot Loops Vs. Crig the Slig?

I'd have to go with the Froot Loops...

Pen or pencil?