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Al the Glukkon 03-11-2005 02:58 PM

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That's my dream! Dammit, Neely. Get outta me head.

1. Discover something to give us immortality
2. Actually FINISH a comic series
3. Become really good at art
4. Go through art collage
5. Lose this spare tire on my abdomen
6. Not die a virgin. ANYONE HERE WANT A SLICE OF THE STIKK?! :p

Hey, I want to do all that stuff too!

Also,
-Somehow get a cure for Autism
-Get a job that has to do with art and OWI
-Buy Half-Life 2
-Become a werewolf

Leto 03-12-2005 08:24 PM

One new one!

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-Buy Half-Life 2
- Buy a good enough graphics card to play Half Life 2 and ANYTHING... (Then, I'll have to buy another wehn TES:IV comes out. Fark!).

That is really, really preferable.

The Marching Mudokon 03-12-2005 08:29 PM

Not in any particular order:
1. Join the Australian SAS or some other counter-terrorism unit.
2. Finish High school
3. Got to university
4. Write a bestseller novel
5. Settle down with a family
6. And finally: something to help out the world (I know it's kind of naive but I need to do something with my life).

Note: No.6 might tie in with no.1, I don't know yet.

Leeum 03-13-2005 02:29 AM

I can't die, too many things i've got left to do :p You don't have HL2 yet? It's not that great, i only got mine for CS: Source.

Al the Glukkon 03-13-2005 12:35 PM

I have enough money, my parents might not let me buy it though since I had 2 missing assignments in Biology.

Agent-Sarah 03-15-2005 04:46 AM

1. Have my art and stories pubished
2. Find a boyfriend
3. Kill Michael Jackson
4. Breast reduction
5. Punch Bill 'O Raily in the face

Biggy Bro Slig 03-15-2005 05:12 AM

1. Win the lottery
2.Become a real Author!
3.Be able to not break my leg, cutting my self for at least 10 seconds.
4.Become the ruler of the world! Mwa ha ha ha!
5.See an elephant in the wild.

Dino 03-15-2005 06:52 AM

I've got one:

Hold down a boyfriend/girlfriend for more than 5 weeks.

Commitment scares me.

Shinjara 03-15-2005 11:35 AM

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1. Have my art and stories pubished
2. Find a boyfriend
3. Kill Michael Jackson
4. Breast reduction
5. Punch Bill 'O Raily in the face

Breast reduction? I'd love one (FF cup :\) but they scare me, I saw a program on TV which showed what happens in one, nasty stuff :S I think I'll stick with the back pain.

I've got another few for my list:

-Maintain my relationship with my boyfriend for more years to come, we've been together 1 year now :happy:

-Stop smoking, this is very important as I need to start looking after my health.

MojoMan220 03-15-2005 12:58 PM

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Buh-duhm-chhhh! Seriously folks, he's got a million of 'em. :D

You're a big sarcastic poo!
It took me 366 days to think up a good comeback, but I finally did it.

Reptile 03-16-2005 01:01 PM

-Kill Bush and Blair
-Stare at the floor
-Have sex with hobo
-Drink coke with cheese, maple syrup, tomato ketchup and mustard. With a sausage.
-Dye my hair pink and run up and down the street naked.


And if any boy or girl wants to lose their virginity....






Don't come crying to me.

Statikk HDM 03-17-2005 09:29 AM

I know this is a bit of a cliche, but who hasn't wanted to learn how to play the guitar? And I mean PLAY like the greats: Vaughn, Satch, Hendrix, et. al. Totally effing shred.
I've also always wanted to be a pastor.
A few other stock ones apply like travel the world.

The Red Muse 03-20-2005 11:48 AM

Note to self;
Remember to murder Lauri from The Rasmus, for he is a little bitch.
I mean, *tch* if anyone of you listens to Apocalyptica and have heard the new "hit" Bittersweet with Ville Valo (from HIM) and Lauri Ylönen (read above you twit); I mean you can hardly hear Ville's prettyful voice behind all that croaking mr. Ylönen calls 'singing'.

Pisses me off...
It pisses me off real bad.




The song is good though :p

Jacob 03-20-2005 02:23 PM

'-Kill Bush and Blair'

Why exactly?

Facsimile 03-21-2005 01:34 AM

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Note to self;
Remember to murder Lauri from The Rasmus, for he is a little bitch.
I mean, *tch* if anyone of you listens to Apocalyptica and have heard the new "hit" Bittersweet with Ville Valo (from HIM) and Lauri Ylönen (read above you twit); I mean you can hardly hear Ville's prettyful voice behind all that croaking mr. Ylönen calls 'singing'.

Pisses me off...
It pisses me off real bad.




The song is good though :p

Huh? Apocalyptica? Vocals? Wha?
Inform me!

Fuzzleman54321 03-23-2005 11:54 PM

I would like
1.Make my own oddworld game
2.Try to post over 10,000 in the oddworld forums.
But really none of us want to die...
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Fuzzle Guy 03-24-2005 11:05 AM

1. Go to Greenland
2. Make the Worlds Most sucsesful film
3. make an Oddworld film

MojoMan220 03-24-2005 11:48 AM

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'-Kill Bush and Blair'

Why exactly?

I think I can answer that one, Jacob. Because murdering bastards deserve to die.

Jacob 03-24-2005 12:21 PM

'I think I can answer that one, Jacob. Because murdering bastards deserve to die.'

But...they've made Iraq a better place. So...the ends justify the means.

It's like if we started experimenting on Retarded people to figure out a way to cure them and stop the Retardedness. The ends would justify the means. Because although we're going to be causing pain to a couple of hundred Retards...we would be improving life for millions of others.

Huzzah!

MojoMan220 03-24-2005 02:25 PM

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'I think I can answer that one, Jacob. Because murdering bastards deserve to die.'

But...they've made Iraq a better place. So...the ends justify the means.

It's like if we started experimenting on Retarded people to figure out a way to cure them and stop the Retardedness. The ends would justify the means. Because although we're going to be causing pain to a couple of hundred Retards...we would be improving life for millions of others.

Huzzah!

Oh yeah, of course, what was I thinking? Shame on me...

Jacob 03-24-2005 03:25 PM

Yeh, precisely, what are you? A Muslim extremist or something? Eh? Bloody Pakis!!