A: she's fine....
Q: if i had a monkey, what color is your peach? |
A: The Gorbasplat color for megobs!
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw people? |
A. Only 1, they just have to do the job right!
Q. Why does Samara live in the village of black? |
A.Down the road from my house.
Q1.If you could be any fruit what would you be!!!! Q2.What is your favourite flavour of dog food!!!!! Q3.What would you do with a million dollars!!!!!!! |
A1: Well, space monkeys are a very dangerous species. They are known to have big pink teeth and a horrible breath. I suggest you use a wetsuit when approaching a wild space monkey.
A2: You idiot! Don't you know you can't eat dogfood! It's poisonous for people! Sheesh... A3: I'd buy you a dog so that you could feed it some juicy human-killing-poison-dogfood-stuff... yeah! Q: What if I get kissed by a rat-faced-butt-ugly-brat, will I be able to kill Bill Gates and steal his money and then rule the world with the helpof the space monkeys? Q2: Hello. |
Answer 1:
Well, you have to kiss G.W. Bush (not sure if he comes under a 'rat-faced-butt-ugly-brat'), then you can kill Mr. Gates physically but he might return in the form of an xbox, you might only get to steal half his money unless you get Bush to donate to moi- LuLu_Fund. Though be wary of the possibility of a very Odd war, you will (like Abe and Munch) be world's number 1 most wanted. In order to rule the world with the help of space monkeys, you need to kiss their ass first... might not be pleasant; they're outta this world. However, you could avoid that all together using only one other way..... Always say no. (Hope your mom told you that.) Answer 2: Hello 2 U and not to me. Question 1: Will you marry me? Question 2: Why? Question 3: What were you doing with that spoon the other day? |
A1.Of course I will ya hunka hunka burnin luv!!!!
A2.Because A3.It's a conspiracy!!!! Q1.How many finger am I holding up? Q2.What am I thinking of doing? Q3.What is Darth Vader's name? |
A1. 77
A2. I cant say, were on the forum ya know! :rant: A3. Britteny Sarcossis Q. Why can't I stick this pair of scissors in my eye??? :fuzconf: |
A. You have to get an eye first. And that's not a scissor, THIS is a scissor.
Q. Do you want to see my recreation of Hamlet?! |
A: no
Q: I wonder: is there beer on the sun? |
Answer:
No, but there's beer IN the sun, that's how it burns. Question? |
Q: Which food would desribe your personality best?
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A: Blitzpacker.
Q: How comes birds that can't fly have wings? |
A: evolution (not stupid, but true)
Q: Where have all the cowboys gone? |
A:
They ran away in their vans because they did the worst plumbing job ever. They're replaced by the indians. Q: Knock knock (?) |
A: Sorry I'm not indoors.
Q: ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, GOD MADE ALL PEEP'S PRETTY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? |
nothing i'm perfect.
if the world stopped spinning would we all be dizzy? |
Of course we would.
but if it keps onspinning fatser and faster would we fly away? |
A: Either that, or we bounce back into time.
Q: Do you think the color green you see is the same color green I see? |
no im colour blind
am I colour blind? |
A: No, because you can see black and white... unless you can't.... in which case you are blind altogether.... though you would see just black....
Q: Half-empty or half-full?? |
A: I can't tell...*looks at glass*...there's nothing in my glass! :fuzconf:
Q: Wassupwhichoo Man? (not talking to anyone in particular) |
A. My cousin is retarded, so it must run in the family!
Q. Is A1 steak sause really made by grinding cow bones into powder and stirring it into ketsup? |
A. Pineapples frequent the pacific ocean as it's taperecorder.
Q. Why do you say I am what I am not when all I said was why did the frog want a typewriter...I mean seriously? Get it out of my bathroom... |
A. Ummmm......2!
Q. If I was bacteria, and I was chaseing my tale which was knocking on door bell, next to pickle, would I find a pretzel on top of the Universe?:lol: :lol: |
no, you'd find a vegetable.....probably an artichoke.
Q: What do you do? |
A. I sleep!
Q.Why is the world round? |
A.Nope, it's square you humans are just to stupid to see that
Q1.Wut is your favourite flavour of dog food? Q2.If you could be any type of food what would you be? |
A1: Kibbles and...wait! I don't like dogfood!
A2: I'd be a taco! That's just what I'm craving right now! :D Q: What will you find at the edge of the universe? |
A: The edge of the universe.
Q: Answer this question. |