Ya got both of them right Splat. What about this one?

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Its Silence!!! Omg i'm on fire:flames: :flames: :flames:

C'mon guess mine!

Your one is too hard...

Cant believe you guys havent gotten that one yet. Should I give the answer?

I think that the man was shot in the eye and then the bullet went through one part of the skull and then went right out the back of the head and then out the glass and well yeah or the man had his head on the wall by frustration of work and then a man got a bat with a nail on the end and then WHAM into his head creating the puncture


and i'm only 12!! :D

:D ethan :D <--My cool sygnature YAY

1. The letter M
2. Your name.

Try this, what have I written below:

yyru4me
ur
uryy4me

Ethan your wrong.
Ok heres the awnser:
He was show by an ice bullet and it melted in his head

Ice bullet?, is it possible????

Ice bullet? Never heard that one before!

With thie-v-es I consort.
With the v-ilest, in short.
I'm quite at my ease in depra-v-ity.
Yet all de-v-ines see me.
And sa-v-ants can't loose me.
For I am the centre of gra-v-ity.
What am I?

Got it now? Man, you guys are slow (no offence!)

Here's one,
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
What is it?
(and it isn't a letter)

An answer? Ack! I'm gettn' rusty at this.. What about this one?

We are tiny creatures,
Each having unique features,
One of us set in glass,
One more you'll find in jet,
another of us you will see in tin,
And a another still set in perfect stone,
The fith of us is the one you should pursue,
it can never fly away from you...
...What are we?

Splat, is ur second one a coffin. Probably not because i think that might be a similar riddle

This is a retarded Riddle!hehehe:lol::lol:


Whats Big and round and red all over?

NP and Hobo, you're both wrong, it's less obvious than that, and Paramiteabe, I don't even wanna know!

A tomato on Steroids! Tada!:lol:


That was retarded!

Oh. :D

Nice one!

Does thinking that one was good make me officially wierd?

Nah we are all oddballs here after all this is the Oddworld forums:D

Answers
 

two y's r u four me
you're
you are too wise for me!

Haha, no one tries my riddles anymore unless I deliberately make them easy. So, heres an easy one I guess...

I am only useful
When I am full,
Yet I am always
Full of holes...

urrr...

Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
What is it?

Is counterfiet money!


Is NP's a sieve or a tea strainer?
Your only useful when you are full (of holes)
But you are always full of holes.

Nah, mine wasn't sieve or a tea strainer--good guess though!

A sponge?

Yes, it was a sponge. Heres another fairly easy one:

You heard me before,
Yet you hear me again,
Then I die,
'Till you call me again.

Urrr... I guess I lost my touch :(

The person who makes it doesn't want it.
The person who buys it doesn't use it.
The person who uses it doesn't sees it.
The person who sees it used should never see it again.
What is it?

Oh, and,

if it takes 8 men 12 days to dig a whole with a spade each, each taking 12 hours resting time each day, how long will it take 2 men to dig half a hole each resting 9 hours each day?

A coffin

Riddles
 

1. It lives on land, eats meat and leaves it is an animal it has technoligy.

2. It is a number, it is between 1-10, it is a quarter of 10 doubled and halved twice.

Yup Hobo, that's a coffin alright!

A farmer sells peaches to a shop. he has 2 peach trees, each with 6 branches. Each branch has 8 sticks, each stick has 3 twigs, and each twig produces 2 pieces of fruit every month from June to September. The farmer keeps 3 tenths of the fruit he produces, and the rest he gives to the shop. How many pears does the shop recieve from the farmer each year?

Mr. X,
your first is a human,
your second is 2.5
Maybe I haven't lost my touch after all!

"A farmer sells peaches to a shop. he has 2 peach trees, each with 6 branches. Each branch has 8 sticks, each stick has 3 twigs, and each twig produces 2 pieces of fruit every month from June to September. The farmer keeps 3 tenths of the fruit he produces, and the rest he gives to the shop. How many pears does the shop recieve from the farmer each year?"

-None...

"2. It is a number, it is between 1-10, it is a quarter of 10 doubled and halved twice."

quarter of 10 = 2.5

doubled = 5

halved twice = 5/2 = 2.5, 2.5/2 = 1.25...

Well done alpha. A plum tree doesn't grow pears. Goin out in 1/4 of an hour and i still have loads to do so I can't post any more yet.

a nother one
 

ive got another riddle

as i was going to stIves
i met a man with 7 wives
every wife had 7 sacks
ever sack had 7 cats
every cat had a kit

wives sacks cats and kits how many where going to st.ives