I hope Varrok gets overruled and the mountain lips are made red.

Draw green lips on the ground. Please.

I’d like to see an improbably-balanced cork hat on top of those bananas.

Let the cork have green lips!

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Make some eyes violet and some eyes orange.

I made some eyes orange and some eyes violet.

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Make some of your forum presence scarlet red.

Make the cork look more like a crown (you decide how), to commemorate the despotic nature of the show.

Make it glow.

Its tentacle feet are gonna get cold, give it some wool hats on the ends of them.

This is fantastic.

The cacti should be wearing hats. Trucker hats.

Your Supreme Leader and Eternal Despot has been busy spending taxpayer money on scientific studies to determine the correct shade to be described as Scarlett Red, results so far have been inconcclusive and I have extended this project indefinitely. To aid this effort don't forget to pay your taxes. Unless you're me.

Drawing updates will follow soon.

Draw the taxes in scarlet red.

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Roger's nose kinda looks like a face with eyes and stuff. Draw a smaller mouth between the nose and the mouth

Add a road, plox.
And a shield with "OWF 25miles".

Add a small portrait in the bottom left hand corner of the photo that contains the drawing itself thus far.

I'm gonna assume that by "shield" you meant "sign." Because I've drawn a sign.

Make the hats on the tentacles red. Scarlet red, if you prefer.

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Draw arms for the orange, beardy tentacle in a way so it's spinning the OWF sign above its head.

Check "Sign spinners" in google images (or similar) if you're unsure of what I mean.

Make it scarlet red.

Make the path into the yellow brick road from The Wizard of Oz

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Draw giant MeechMunchie behind the mountains looking at your creation in great disturbance.

Give the creature affluent eyelashes. Sexy and cat-like, but not too over the top. Also, a little beauty spot above it's lip.