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OANST 03-28-2015 05:53 AM

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When my sister was pregnant for the first time, 100% of known psychics using various techniques (including crystal swinging pendulum) predicted it was going to be a boy. Nope.

Yeah.... I mean, I know none of that makes a difference. But she's happy thinking she's going to have a girl, and have you ever tried to tell a pregnant woman that something that she wants to be real doesn't actually work? Especially when that something has to do with the baby growing inside of them? Man, I wouldn't get laid for a year. Probably longer if it turned out to be a boy!

Honestly, I'm sure she doesn't really believe in these things. It was just something fun for her to do, and she wants a girl, so she was happy with the results. I want a girl, too. Girls are fun for dads.