We take great pleasure in annoying Nate with yet another tedious job to do.

You must beg Nate each time.

Over and over again.

I'm a grenadier. I couldn't be more happy with my title.

He shoots all night and he sleeps on hay.

As I recall, the Noble and Most Ancient Rule of Custom Titles was that you get one when the mods and/or admins think you deserve one, and if you ask for one you are ruled out from ever getting one. Back in the day it was a grand prize that was eternally just out of reach, until you got one and it turned out to be a string of letters next to your name with absolutely no consequence. Like a PhD!

As for my CT, I asked for it.

I think they only count useful posts when calculating your title. I consistently shitpost so I've never progressed beyond zappfly.

Wait, how does that work?

Posts in "Forum Suggestions & Help" and "Necrum Burial Grounds" are not counted.

Hmm, this is harder than I thought. Everything I've done so far is either lame or doesn't make any hierarchical sense. Imma keep going anyway but still...

Does it really matter if we're about to change them? You could just PM me or something.

Change does not necessarily mean the old ones will be removed. Just expanded.

Whatever. I'm trying to build up a full set of replacements here, so feel free to PM me with suggestions guys.

What a rebel.

I don't remember the exact circumstances surrounding me getting mine, but I'm sure I did my utmost to deserve it.

I believe you were Mr. Nice Guy at the beginning, then somebody labeled you as "the worst" and all you did was trying to live up to your title.

I've been discovered.

someone cover him up again quick

won't somebody think of the children