Alright, Fuckrien.

Don't take anything that anyone has said in this thread (or anywhere on the forums) seriously. People on here tend to be sarcastic and joke a lot.

Take a look at the Forum Awards thread. Lots of people were nominated for that award, but Kapteeni is the only person getting annoyed by it.

I see, okay, that opens a new perspective...
He deleted his post unfortunately...

Let's not stand on ceremony, call me Fuck.

Okay! :D

Now you're getting it.

Well. I'm glad this all worked out. Welcome to the forums.

I like to imagine there's a distinction between acting like a douche in your free time and using douchebaggery as a form of publicity (of which Phil Fish has been accused).

That was me. In the politest possible way... come at me bro. I did take the time to explain myself on his Facebook before he deleted the post, but I'm sticking to my guns on this one.

If that was the case it would make zero sense to cancel FEZ2 and completely stop being active on web. So, not really.

Welcome Pfffrbrbrssshhhhfff.

Also, we hate Lorne? I thought we just kinda perceived him as a hilarious but loveable hippy? You fucking cunts.

Don't vote in the awards thread by the way, more work for yours truly.

Hello Scrrabtptrtpmn, nice to meet you! :)

i don't hate Lorne. i don't know enough about him to consider hating him, nor do i particularly care.

hello Pirf. anyone pisses you off just post "FUCK YOU" and you'll be fine.

honestly. and remember the capitals. capital letters mean everything.

OWF members are like cougars, you make yourself look as big as possible and they’ll keep their distance.

if they get too close start banging a pot with a stick, it should startle them.

Pro tip: Don't actually go looking for cougars armed with pots and pans, that's not a good thing to do. (Dress up in a suit of meat instead).

drench yourself in lion piss.

That's a great tip. Thanks! :)

Every time someone new joins, I wonder how long it will be before we find out that they are here because Kapteeni is a whiny little girl. It's kind of like the new MS1029. Just less interesting.

FUCK YOU, OANST! =D

Did I do it right?

<3

You did it right.

Well, if it helps, I didn't even know who Kapteeni was before I joined.

There's always the rare person who joins simply because they don't know any better. Gives it a little bit of mystery.

But now it's too late to leave. You're one of us now. You're Varrok.

Varrok is Varrok? Well, Varrok isn't the worst Varrok.

Right. Varrok is the worst Varrok.

Dammit.

Varrok won't even win best Varrok.

VARROK DIDN'T EVEN PUT IT AS A CATEGORY!

...Varrok would do it. But nooooo. Varrok had to do it.

We're still rioting against non-Varrok for making Varrok do it instead of Varrok.

True Varrok riots just for the sake of rioting. Man, what a fellow.

Causes riot for Varrok.