It's a cesspit. A pit filled with shit. A ShitPit™.

Also people hate PewDiePie because he makes unfunny, childish jokes and pulls stupid faces in a forced attempt at humour.

it's cess pit. it's a pit full of horrible shit. we had a pool on the farm full of rancid piss-water that would drain in from the main shit hole (where you'd load shit for spreading). we called that pool a cess pool.

shit hole, cess pool and rancid piss-water are all very official agricultural technical terms, of course.

EDIT: fucking Vyrian speedy shit big dawg goddamn motherfucker

Don’t forget the rape jokes!

In that case, cesspit works. Fucking cesspit. Fuck. Shitload of cesspit hate. Does anyone else hate everyone?

Every year a few farm workers drown in slurry pits. I can't imagine many worse ways to die than with a lungful of rotting piss/shit/mud/entrails.

Also, this is by far the weirdest thing we've gone offtopic for.

Rather that than die watching Silent Hill Revelation...

I'm a pillar of the community.

I'm a pillock of the community.

Well I didn't want to say it but-

we need a comedy jingle.

drowning in shit is one way to go on a farm. drowning in grain is another. you can also have a plough reverse over you. my boss had one of his testes gored off by a bull. i myself have been electrocuted and trampled. BUT ITS ALL IN A DAYS WORK

I imagine all farmers to be like Robert Shaw off Jaws.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j9...TopicFairy.jpg

The Off-Topic Fairy wants you all to shut the fuck up about cess and pits.

Shouldn't hate PDP at all...just don't watch his shitty videos if you don't like them. Christ.

e: Jesus christ that's a massive photo, I'll upload another one instead, one sec.

ee: There we go, anything to get my tits out.

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i was hoping to see a bit of butt too... oh well

Stay classy Jordan.

Nice hair. I'm jealous :(

It's not the greatest photo of me, but that's Ron Motherfucking Gilbert!


If you don't know who that is, you're not worth my time explaining it.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1374310175

Way cooler than OANST's photos

Actually, from memory OANST had photos with both Ron Gilbert and Tim Schafer, so he's met two out of my three gaming heroes*. I've also met two out of three, but not the same two.






* 'Heroes' is a stronger word than I really mean. But 'People I admire for that which they have produced without worshipping the person' doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Is Gilbert down here for PAX?

Gilbert is down there for Nate. PAX is just something they will do together. While holding hands.

poor PAX. double-teamed.

I spent most of the afternoon chatting with his girlfriend. She's really nice.

I heard that grain elevators formerly full of hay can explode at any spark because of a buildup of certain chemicals. Poop may also be involved. I always picture someone surviving though. Bunch of good old boys at the club discussing how they lost a finger to frostbite or a limb to horsebite, and then old 'half man' jenkins rolls in and details leaning against a silo and lighting a smoke before losing most of his body. Then everybody buys him a drink but it just drizzles out of the massive torso-sized catheter he's plugged into.

Here's an intimidating photo of me before trimming my beard.


Here I am nowish

I hate people who can grow good beards. Hate.

Don't you hate people who can't as well?

It's true.

Phwoar.

i know old 'half man' Jenkins!

you look really well, man! and i can't believe the thickness of that beard, it has volume i can only dream of.

My beard is almost exactly that colour, including the reddish bits around the chin.