I got socks! I was aghast, needless to say.

Like... in a box?

Yup.

Was it once connected to your body?

Yup.

No money/ass too sore.

Stop sticking pine cones in it.

I see we both share a fetish. How do you feel about that?

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ps385d4719.jpg

probably one of the best sweaters i've ever owned, is it sad that it was one of my favourite presents?

bollocks, i meant to put this in the WDYLL thread :( ah well, at least it's relevant

Hey, it's your dad again.

You know, I remembered that comment, but I didn't actually expect anyone to bring it up.

YOU CUNT

IT'S YOUR DAD! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE!

I shit you not I was about to say that again, having completely gotten I said it before. Then I realised and shut my mouth...but then everyone else said it so it's alllll goooood.

You're on thin ice aiden...

That would have sounded more sinister if you had spelt my name properly. ;)

Still...

I did have to google it actually, I still failed :(

Well, I am the no.3 result for...my name...on Google.

That's quite unpopular name

And you're quite an unpopular person so I suppose we're two of a kind.

I didn't really mean that as a bad thing. My name was quite unpopular in the times when I was born, but now it's totally opposite - just take a look how many Chrises there are at OWF

And look how many Gianni's there are on OWF, too.

I know, I was only kidding. I love you really. In the butt!

what he's trying to say is that he'd like to ram his cock up your lower intestine.

Or further if I can manage.

too far.

literally

STM has a 30 foot cock, apparently.

Yeah...apparently.

Nepsotic has a 30 foot large intestine, apparently.

I'm sorry but I'm only interested in Varrok right now.