Watchmen is really good. Why it gets so much hate on the Internet is beyond me.

Because it isn’t following Alan Moore’s vision you guysssss

I liked it too.

I get your point, but something about superheroes just doesn't do it for me. I could make the same exact arguments about the 80's cheesefest 'Krull', yet I fucking love that movie.

I guess that maybe it's because media culture has been completely saturated with Marvel/DC garbage for decades, so I'm just completely ambivalent (if not a bit contemptuous) about it. Like I can't get excited about a three hour movie featuring characters I've already seen a million times. I already know they're going to win in the end, because as superheroes they have to.

This is why Batman is perhaps the only superhero (but not really) character I still like. Batman doesn't have super powers, he's just a guy with limitless income who may or may not be insane.

The villains are compelling and have vastly differing motives. Some of them are idealistic anti-heroes, some of them are out for revenge, some of them are sympathetic, and some of them are downright monsters. Batman himself is a little bit of all those things, and it's because he's so fallible that the stories still make room for plenty of tension and depth, and don't always amount to just "good versus evil".

I guess what I'm saying is, I think any genre has the potential to be either really stupid or really cool and original. It's just that you often get the former with superhero stories.

But the newest batch of Marvel films have been very well done, and stayed true to the comics, for the most part. Plus a lot of the characters they've been introducing we haven't seen a million times before (Black Widow, Thor, Captain America and Iron Man never really got their own films until the recent stretch of films).

Hulk was boring, though.

Hulk was one of the very few recent-ish marvel films that I enjoyed.

Why? It was boring. The only redeeming quality was Edward Norton, because he is awesome in everything.

Which reminds me, I need to watch Moonrise Kingdom.

I just thought it was executed rather well. better than the 2004 one.

That's true enough. Maybe I should give it a rewatch, I've heard a few people tell me it was good.

It doesn't matter if they actually had movies or not before, because they've already permeated every other media outlet. Even if they hadn't been so prevalent, I'm willing to bet I still wouldn't have been impressed by these characters. Take Iron Man; he's Bruce Wayne, minus the depth and plus a robotic super suit.

Thor; a pagan God conceived before the written word. If I wanted to know about Thor's exploits, I'd rather read a Norse mythology book.

Black Widow? Please, the only reason she was in that movie was because Joss Whedon needed some T&A to offset all the homoerotic tension between the bicep-flexing male heroes, and to provide fap-fuel for all the escapist neckbeards who saw it on opening weekend.

I won't even mention Captain America because nobody gives a fuck about Captain America.

As for Hulk, I actually preferred the 2003 iteration over the new one(s). It tried to go above and beyond the source material and create a conflict that was actually complex and personal. But of course, everyone else hated that one, so they rebooted it and made it as dumb and boring as possible and that was the one that carried over.

I think if you took The Avengers movie and replaced the titular characters with completely original action heroes that didn't already have a huge following, the movie would have flopped and been regarded as just another overlong, noisy, mindless Hollywood cashgrab. It was a completely risk-free affair, and that's part of why it bored me to tears.

Hulk was utter shit.

Captain America is actually quite beloved here in Canada. Ironic, I know. Everyone loves him, myself included.

Also I loved the shit out of Avengers. Maybe I'm just a fanboy (probably) but I just thought it was a very well done Superhero movie. Full of action, witty one-liners and great effects. If you don't like Superhero movies, then obviously you wouldn't like Avengers.

I dislike how you state your opinions as if they are fact.

This is sad but true. It was inevitable, the problem with today's films is lack of imagination, and that's because studios don't care for their films, they only want to smash box-office records, and grab all the moneys. This is why you find some amazing indie work.

Isn't it more to the point that the lack of imagination makes amazing indie work stand out more?

Thing about Avengers is it was probably as good as it could possibly get, and even then I still didn't like it. Like, it could have been far worse, and then I'd be free to hate it without these long-winded explanations.

One question the film community loves to ask you if you have a problem with a film is "How would you make it better?". My response in regards to The Avengers would probably be "I just wouldn't make it".

I'm sorry, do I need to? Is it not obvious enough I'm stating my own opinion?

I didn't enjoy it in the slightest. No character had any depth, pieces of the Hulk mythos (Which I will straight out admit I have no interest in*) were pulled out of nowhere and made the second half of the film feel very forced and disjointed, Liv Tyler's character was MY GOD the blandest most vanilla love interest I've ever seen, Banner's motivations just DIDN'T MAKE SENSE IN THE FINALE and Jesus it was just all so underwhelming.

I loved Hulk in The Avengers and thought he was awesome and hilarious, so there's really no excuse for that movie being so poor.

*I also have no interest in Iron Man or Thor's mythoses (Mythi?) but I enjoyed those movies. So don't go using that against me.

As a side note, my flatmates and I joked going into Avengers that our favourite character was going to be Hawkeye, considering how unnecessary and boring he was in Thor. We were all suitably impressed that the movie actually made him quite cool.

That's another thing I enjoyed about Avengers. All the characters had their own interesting quirks, and they were all just so fun to watch on screen. They did a great job with the characterization of the heroes.

You seem to be forgetting that the movie was built up to over five films. It was only so good (In my opinion) because we got to know those characters throughout the series so far. Making the film with entirely new characters would sort of be missing the point.

And it bored you because it was a risk free affair? Really now? You said yourself that it probably couldn't have been better. If Marvel didn't care and just wanted to churn out money, they wouldn't have made it as good as they did. They obviously care. Whedon obviously cared. They made a damn fine movie.

PS: I don't actually like Marvel. Like, really I don't. At all. I just sort of liked the movies so far and really liked this specific one.

Have I mentioned that Thor was a boring-as-bottled-water movie that pretty much only existed to set the stage for the Avengers movie?

At least I think it does. I haven’t seen Avengers but the main gist I seem to get from it is that Loki is the main villain? If not then that makes Thor double-pointless.

Yeah, I haven't seen Thor. He's a pretty boring characters, to be honest. Whedon did a good job making him interesting though.

I liked Thor. I'm thoroughly prepared to admit it was one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen, but I liked it.

I didn't bother with most of the movies because, again, I don't like superheroes. I didn't even want to see Avengers, it just ended up happening because the movie we originally wanted to see was no longer playing.

No. It bored me because I don't like superheroes.
It being risk-free was only a minor contributing factor to my overall opinion. Yes, it was as good as it could be, but it also could have been utter shit and still broken the box office. Look at the Transformers franchise. The fact that it wasn't utter shit was a bonus but irrelevant to my point. It was a safe movie from the off.

Maybe I'm just a total hipster, but I'm usually not interested in seeing movies that the entire population has already hoisted on a pedestal before it's even been released. Those kind of movies are polarizing for me, because you're almost obligated to be part of the cultural phenomenon, and I don't like feeling like I have to see a movie.

I could actually forgo this argument entirely by using the "It's just a big, dumb, fun popcorn movie. Lighten up" fallback. Yet even when I tried to do this, I still didn't like it.

Thor was fucking terrible, it was a two hour commercial for the Avengers. Cannot believe when it came out people claimed it was one of the better superhero movies.

I get what Sekto is saying when he says it was risk free, I mean, just having Iron Man in it meant it was going to be a financial success already. And I wouldn't call The Avengers a damn fine movie, the movie is the definition of serviceable. It's about an inch deep in all of its plot and emotion, and the action is merely fan service for the most part.

I'm sick of being called "hipster" or "jaded" or the many misused synonyms whenever I don't like something that everyone else likes. Part of why I don't like them is because I'm fucking expected to. That's how it was with The Dark Knight Rises, Inception, Avatar. Guess what? Didn't see TDKR, Inception was meh, and Avatar fucking sucked. Sue me.

Hipster.

Totally the same with me

Being called a contrarian is my favorite, my opinion isn't aligned with others, so I must be purposefully disagreeing for the sake of it!

Most of the people who criticize my tastes aren't smart enough to know words like contrarian. Neither is chrome, apparently *adds to dictionary*.

Avatar did suck. I don't think there are many here who will dispute that.

Inception was kind of boring, yeah, but not too bad. I find most of Christopher Nolan's movies to be very overrated, really.

Well, story-wise yes, but visually?

It was recommended to me so many times by my brother and friends, they say it's amazing. I tried to watch it once but fell asleep, not because it was boring, I was just really tired, maybe I'll give it another shot.

The visuals were pretty, sure, but a movie shouldn't have to rely on 3D and special effects to be good. I watched it on regular DVD and almost fell asleep.

I kind of stopped watching superhero movies a while ago.

Just no interest.