Shaun of The Dead, I see...Great reference.

The Chinese.

Big-ass, pissed off Chinese people. With a lot of speedboats.

If this comes to pass I will find you in the afterlife and be really awkward about it.

I think you mean, tiny, pissed of Chinese people.

I'm Racist and I found that Chinese.

I don't get it.

I'll just shrug and start into a coughing fit so I won't have to explain my prediction.

I believe the world will end when someone divides by zero.

I wonder who actually understands what that means or where the apocalyptic associations come from?

The something calendar, I can't remember what it's called.

In the Swartzchild solution, which describes the spacetime outside of a sphere of matter and also a black hold in a matter-free universe, r is the distance from the center of the sphere/black hole.

ds² = −(1 − 2M/r) dt² + 1/(1 − 2M/r) dr² + r² dΩ2.

As r gets smaller the equation gets closer to infinity. At r=0 it reaches it. Or not, since it's usually considered to be undefined. But in a black hole, r=0 is the singularity. That is where the laws of physics as we understand them break down, because our only way of describing it returns as a divide by zero error.

You know the theory, that the universe is still growing and that one day it'll pull itself back in and cause the big crunch?

That ain't gonna happen. Behold, DARK MATTER!

This has something to do with it, right?

Ah, the MAYAN calendar, that's it.

Big Crunch seems very unlikely at this juncture. Not enough gravity.

No, it's proven to be impossible. Behold, DARK MATTER!

Like I said, unlikely. The might have missed a vital clue that reveals the truth of it, but I don't expect so.

Sorry, I can't hear you because of all the DARK MATTER

Stop saying dark matter.

You know what dark matter is, right, BM?

Isn't that stuff that supposedly makes up the unaccounted mass in the universe? ._.

DARK ENERGY, actually. If it was just DARK MATTER, there'd be plenty enough gravity to draw all of the DARK and light MATTER to collapse back in to itself. It's DARK ENERGY that is pushing all the matter in the universe apart and causing it to accelerate.

Yeah... that's what I meant.

Behold, DARK ENERGY!

Me and STM have plans for a zombie apocolypse. DARK ENERGY be damned.

I wouldn't like a zombie apocalypse, but maybe if a zombie outbreak did happen...and lasted for about a week or two, I might actually like it.

I read the Zombie Survival Guide in vain hope that such a scenario would happen.

Fingers crossed.

Hm, I was thinking that, maybe, if a virus similar to T was engineered, would it be possible to create something that reanimates DNA and can create zombies? I don't think anybody's researching it...

Hah... I remember the original Night of the Living dead centered around a crashed radioactive meteor raising the dead back to life.

Also, said zombies shouldn't run, just stumble. I can't run for shit, and need to stop after thirty seconds to rest.

Organisms are very complex and need a lot of components working smoothly to function at all. Death occurs because some of those things are not working. Zombies as deceased entities would not work for the very same reason that deceased entities don't.

Just like that, preferred apocalypse ruined.

Come on alien invasion, let's be having ye.

So, what do you guys think will go down on December 21st? Mostl likely nothing, but it's fun to hear ridiculous theories of our demise.

A load of disillusioned Mayans will go on a murderous rampage.

I believe the Chicken-Squirrel will devour the earths core and replace it with an engine, so it can be piloted across the universe as a huge space-mall, where aliens can buy it's resources.

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