It was a compilation show with three standup comedians who had been reasonably successful at the Edinborough Comedy Festival. I can't remember who the other two were or anything about their acts. I only remembered Dara because he had a bit about how ridiculous the millenium celebrations were and discussed the various other calendars around the world. He asked the audience if there were any Jews in, not expecting that there would be a group of about 20.

British comedians are a bit or hit or miss for me. Noel Fielding, Billy Connelly, Robert Webb and David Mitchell I really like. Graham Norton and Jimmy Carr however, are a bit shit.

I like Jimmy Carr, despite his annoying laugh. Theres no comidians that I really dislike, except maybe Crissy Rock, Purely because I watched last years I'm a Celebrity.

I dislike Dane Cook and Lisa Lampanelli.
I dislike them so very much.

Welcome to the club.

I'm pretty sure Dane Cook has more haters than real fans at this point. If not, I weep.

His Facebook page says differently. He has over 4 million subscribers.

People forget to "unsubscribe", you know? Who am I kidding, the majority is just stupid people and girls that cum when they see him.

How pleasant.

Can girls cum? I knew they orgasmed, but I thought 'cum' was a term specific to guys.

What you on about? Women can't orgasm.

What is their equivalent of it then. You know, when the white stuff comes out the end and you feel really nice.

Getting to feel the white stuff come out and watch you feel really nice.

Eww its all gooey... :(

Lee Evans is my favourite comedian.

Yeah, they cum. Or better, they squirt. If you do that to a woman, that's because of one of two things: Or you really could get her maximum pleasure or she just have orgasm after orgasm, even without you doing shit.

...Its because his style is so original.

Sure...

Are you being sarcastic? When he first started, he was unique.

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THIS DISCUSSION IS SILLY

Nepsotic is a fucking moron. seriously. if you want to talk about how women squirt on your face, make a thread. i'm sure it would explode with activity.

Why's MA being so mean today? :( if you look,.I steered the discussion away from.that before it got out of hand.

E: oh, when.I sId his style is unique, I was talking about Lee Evans. Jesus, I only just realised what that looked like.

As much as I want to go in to my Australian government/censorship/girls squirting rant, that's enough orgasm discussion. Let's keep it about comedians and not Diane's come.

I can't abide when it's spelled that way. Even though it's technically not incorrect, it just feels wrong.

I assuming you're referring to the word 'come'. I totally agree, but I felt that clarity of humorous intent was more important than preferred spelling.

Ok, moving on...

That man is made of rubber I swear.

Who the fuck would invite this thing to a roast apart from to cook it I mean her shtick is literally 'I AM FAT AND PROMISCUOUS' makes me sick to my stomach just want her and cook to shut up so that Falva Flave can die or something but no no no the show keeps going and you can smell her sweaty, crusting hairlip through your TV just god damn it

Yeah I hate that toad. She needs to get her fat, talentless self off of my TV and go home to her lily pad where she can resume eating her weight in flies.

Indeed. His James Dean impression is even better now, with all the natural wrinkles.



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How could we forget this?