Everyone feels a little guilty afterwards, surely?

No, I escaped from that after primary school; I just have low self-esteem.

I'm sad now. I'm gonna go masturbate some more.

I feel about as guilty masturbating as I do about masturbating to ten year old boys.

... That could go either way, and I wish not to know which way it hath gone.

Now if you'll excuse me, my pornography is buffering.

That tells us absolutely nothing and makes me decide against my retort to Meechmunchie.

EDIT: Speedy shit etc

Oh you; you say such nice things.

It's the flowery prose, I think.

IDK I guess anthros but mostly just Carmelita Fox

And MAYBE inflation but that's because willy wonka and the chocolate factory fucked me up as a kid

fuck yeah, inflation. the price on beer and fags gives me such a fucking boner.

Shit, I know. My wallet has never been so clean. The anally retentives must love it.

that's why i'm voting for obama

increased the national debt more than every previous president combined...oh baby