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sheridanm962 02-22-2012 03:30 PM

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I'm not helping one bit by falsely inforcing the rules to be a total fucktard

Get out of the conversation you have no right to partake in the game.

Nepsotic 02-22-2012 03:33 PM

Don't give up Cocoa! Youre so close!


ADHD version: i'm calling you a chimp, now fuck off.

OANST 02-22-2012 03:33 PM

I posrepped him again.

sheridanm962 02-22-2012 03:33 PM

why thank you Nepsotic, and OANST.

I want to be the most hated.

Then I can be a demon, that's my plan you see.

Good plan? shall we continue?

Manco 02-22-2012 03:36 PM

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Get out of the conversation you have no right to partake in the game.

And you have no right to have such an ego problem on a forum you have no presence, influence or friends on.

You realise nobody is impressed by your antics, right? None of us care that you feel offended because someone made a remark you took personally, and none of us are particularly inconvenienced by your wasted excuses of posts.

Just, go away and come back when you’ve had a sense of humor transplant. Or alternatively a shovel to the jaw.

sheridanm962 02-22-2012 03:38 PM

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Just, go away and come back when you’ve had a sense of humor transplant. Or alternatively a shovel to the jaw.

Someone didn't read the part where I explained I'm not trying to be funny.

And I tried going away for a while and you know what, can you fucking guess what???

Nothing changed...

AWWWwwwww bad plan isn't yours

do u's lyk it bettr if I r right lyk dis?

Nepsotic 02-22-2012 03:41 PM

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And you have no right to have such an ego problem on a forum you have no presence, influence or friends on.

You realise nobody is impressed by your antics, right? None of us care that you feel offended because someone made a remark you took personally, and none of us are particularly inconvenienced by your wasted excuses of posts.

Just, go away and come back when you’ve had a sense of humor transplant. Or alternatively a shovel to the jaw.

Unfortunatley i hve to spread some rep around before giving it to you again.

And oanst, stop it!!

Manco 02-22-2012 03:47 PM

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Someone didn't read the part where I explained I'm not trying to be funny.

It’s funny again.


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And I tried going away for a while and you know what, can you fucking guess what???

Nothing changed...


Nepsotic 02-22-2012 03:50 PM

That just made my day

sheridanm962 02-22-2012 03:51 PM

I'm glad I'm the worst member :')

Manco 02-22-2012 03:53 PM

I’ve seen worse.

Nepsotic 02-22-2012 03:54 PM

No, your the stupidest member, now fuck off, you floogle

MeechMunchie 02-22-2012 03:58 PM

Okay, I am calling MS on this one actually. He attempts to act more destructively, and fails more pathetically, every time.

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I'm not trying to be funny.
Well that's helpful.

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And I tried going away for a while and you know what, can you fucking guess what???

Nothing changed...
If you left, how would you know nothing changed? We could have all had sex changes in your absence.

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AWWWwwwww bad plan isn't yours
What?

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do u's lyk it bettr if I r right lyk dis?
A little. Then I can pretend you're mentally disabled and not just an unpleasant person.

Dynamithix 02-22-2012 03:58 PM

Just fuck, man, do you realize how stupid you seem when all your posts consist of memes and shit from 4chan? It's like you visited the site for the first time in your life and now think you belong to a super secret club and can spout memes and oh so funny insults at everyone and think they won't get it? Grow up, fuckhead.

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Whatever happened to MarsMudoken, by the way? He was more of a lovable buffoon.

He was an annoying piece of shit.

Wings of Fire 02-22-2012 04:03 PM

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If you left, how would you know nothing changed? We could have all had sex changes in your absence.

You and JennyGenesis didn't?!

Nepsotic 02-22-2012 04:04 PM

And then dyna comes, and puts everything into perspective, but that turds still not budging...

Manco 02-22-2012 04:06 PM

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You and JennyGenesis didn't?!

I’m of the opinion they’re the same person.

Pre-op and post-op.

Dynamithix 02-22-2012 04:08 PM

@Nepsotic

WoF and OddHunter said the same things as I did just a while ago actually, I just wanted to bring it up again just so maybe, maybe he would understand that constantly posting 4chan memes isn't funny.

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I’m of the opinion they’re the same person.

Pre-op and post-op.

I'm going to refer to them as 'The Thing' from now on.

MeechMunchie 02-22-2012 04:14 PM

Fact: Oestrogen causes sideburns to recede back into your face.

MA 02-22-2012 04:34 PM

i like how that sheridan pipsqueak is having the biggest strop ever just because someone hurt his poorly little feelings. grow some balls, flower. it really does make me sad that today's youth are so fucking weak and sensitive. we need another Vietnam.

enchilado 02-22-2012 04:49 PM

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I want to be the most hated.

Then I can be a demon, that's my plan you see.

Good plan? shall we continue?

Christ, you remind me so much of MarsMudoken. It was painful the way he used to pretend that he wanted people to hate him and that he liked being negrepped.

Nate 02-22-2012 04:55 PM

Woah... three pages overnight. Sorry for the quote-fest, but this is a catch-up post.

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What? Do you guys have the forum set up to send you a notification every time I beat him?

Yes. That notification system is called 'Wings of Fire', who pointed it out to me yesterday. Possibly because he thought I already knew.

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I didn't even get to see it. That's how fast and anal someone is about it.

There was no 'it' to see. You were never in excess of Chuck's rep. Nor can you; such a thing is utterly unfeasible and the universe would explode should it happen.

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Also, you haven't been touched inappropriately by a mod yet, you don't got the rights son.

Does touching myself count?

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This is the worst trickle-down society ever, that’s why.

There is actually a certain amount of trickle-down in the rep system, given that gaining large amounts of rep increases ones' rep power, which is then (in theory) passed onwards and downwards, but never to one-self.

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The best thing about MS is where he loses his nerve, throws off his little fake mustache and goes 'AVAST YE, I BE MS! DOST YE FAGS NE'ER REALIZE MINE IDENTITY TRUE?!'

This kind of sucks in comparison.

If it makes you feel better, MS actually registered a new account a week ago. I approved it, just to have some fun, but he hasn't posted yet. :(

Mac Sirloin 02-22-2012 05:49 PM

Just here to point out that in real life Chuck Norris is a racist, infirm little wiener.

Also, OANST, dude, man, guy, friend, man--you earned it.

Mr. Bungle 02-22-2012 07:07 PM

I'm just pissed Dyna made it to 6 Mud-heads before I did. Was hoping to beat him. Ah, well. You earned 'em.

sheridanm962 02-22-2012 07:09 PM

I wouldn't say that outloud, Chuck can smell you from where he is sitting right now.

Expect a round of a house for Mac.

But seriously though: Racism? I'm sorry but racism is a crime and crime is for....

ummm, I can't finish that sentence but crying over racism is just stupid, get over it.

In the end it's what you believe in, they have beliefs and so do you. A racist has the right to be racist as well as the fact that other races are racist as well, it's stupid to think that white people can only be racist.

Get what I'm saying yo?

enchilado 02-22-2012 07:19 PM

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In the end it's what you believe in, they have beliefs and so do you. A racist has the right to be racist as well as the fact that other races are racist as well, it's stupid to think that white people can only be racist.

Get what I'm saying yo?

Sure it's stupid to think only white people can be racist! Gee, it's a good thing no one said that.


As for 'a racist has the right to be racist'... I wish I could think of some clever retort to this disgusting piece of bullshit, but since I can't you'll have to settle for this: go fuck a sheep, moron.

Mr. Bungle 02-22-2012 07:29 PM

Oh, didn't realize this turned into a sheridanm962 hate thread.

Um... you suck. Go back to 4chan, and stuff.

enchilado 02-22-2012 07:54 PM

I don't hate anybody, I'm just angry at everyone because I'm sick and in pain and feel like I'm dying.

MA 02-22-2012 07:58 PM

fuck you Bungle. i love hate.

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In the end it's what you believe in, they have beliefs and so do you. A racist has the right to be racist as well as the fact that other races are racist as well, it's stupid to think that white people can only be racist.

Get what I'm saying yo?

well that depends. i mean, do you have to be some sort of brain dead degenerate to get what you're saying? you know, like one of those dribbling wrecks you see sitting in the corner of a padded room, smearing their own shit all over their face? is that what you have to be to comprehend the insipid 4chan LOL meme-machine bullshit you're wanking out? because i think that's why we have a problem in communication. we don't have our Retard to English dictionaries.

we don't give a flying fuck how butt-hurt you are. oh, boohoo. look at us not caring. man the fuck up, dry your pretty little eyes and stop sniveling, your whining is embarrassing. you get me, bro?

Mr. Bungle 02-22-2012 08:26 PM

Fuck me? I support your idiot-hate, I was merely pointing out the purpose of this thread.