I dunno... I accept STM... specially after he's shown signs of being willing to listen to us :)

*pats STM and gives him a treat*

August is STM Condescension Month.

The best kind of month.

I like Movember.

^_^ Naww, this public display of affection....it makes me queasy. Seriously I love you guys. Even Wings.

Am I the only person who actually never minded him?

fuck that cunt.

in the most heart-warming way possible.

I'd rather you didn't MA.

Any way please let's not have a who likes Scrabtrapman thread because I doubt I'll like the outcome, can we get back on topic please?

i dont even know if there is a topic anymore x_x

I would say 'This should have been a blog', but that would be tasteless.

So yeah.

This should have been a blog.

That was my thought from the beginning. I was wondering why nobody said that on the first page.

whoa man, plenty of people enjoy your presence, you're a part of the forums. i just find it difficult to be nice. i either want to kill someone or have sex with them, there's no middle ground.

But I thought your downstairs secreted acidic enzymes? Or did you get that treated?

Also...thanks.

I may not like you very much, but you're definitely a part of this forum and that's more important.

We should change this to the group hug thread or something.

This still could be about suicide...mass suicide for when we all realise the futility of trying to convince ourselves that strangers on the internet value our opinions/actually care.

I vote all jumping off a cliff, thoughts?

You first.

I'll go with you, Laser. On the count of 3.

1

2

3!



...There he goes.

*Infracts*

1

EDIT: goddamn you speedy shits.

Ench you fucking slow-coach, rigamortis would have set in by now.

Aww, MA you're such a sweet cunt.

WHat happened? Did you all pussy out?

Thank God I can still move my fingers at the bottom of this cliff with a broken back and my phone survived the fall (some how). I can now give you all a good telling off!

But but but!! .... I care :3

So, we're not doing it because of the infidel?

Which one?

This is getting morbid.

I think it's time I cracked out some disgusting jokes to lighten the mood.

That one.

I missed a suicide thread, eh?

I really have no advice to give. The level of despair necessary for a person to want to die drowns out all rational thought. It's almost impossible to truly take into account the pain that it would cause other people. Also, it takes a certain level of selfishness to come to that decision in the first place, so that makes it even harder to get through to the person. I don't even know why I'm replying to this, to be honest. I have no idea what anyone could possibly do or say to make someone who truly wants to die change their mind.

I guess I can say this. Time dulls the pain. I won't tell you that life gets better. It may not. Or it may. But the individual pains that you are experiencing will eventually fade.