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STM 06-19-2011 07:07 AM

Try being bitten by a horse fly.

MA 06-19-2011 07:17 AM

try being bitten by a horse.

STM 06-19-2011 08:32 AM

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i love moths. i love garden spiders. i dislike harvester spiders and crane flies. i can't touch them because i worry too much about accidentally breaking one of their legs, and if i do i feel instantly sick. poor, miserable, fucked-up things.

I hate them, harvestmen and crane flies terrify me so much, I don't like to kill them but if I see one flying towards me I won't hesitate to kill them. It's the long legs that just dangle around. Ugh. I can't stand the disgusting wretches that pull their legs off though it sickens me.

Manco 06-19-2011 02:14 PM

Harvestmen? Seriously? They're like, the least threatening arachnid.

STM 06-19-2011 02:37 PM

tiny head and enormous legs...yuck. It is an irrational fear though so what can I do. I only have irrational fears which is stupid.

Dixanadu 06-19-2011 02:50 PM

Harvestmen aren't at all threatening or scary looking.

Maybe it's their tiny body.

STM 06-19-2011 02:55 PM

As I just said, it's an irrational fear, I can't help not liking them.

MA 06-19-2011 03:03 PM

same goes for cave centipedes with me. never come across one, obviously, but i think i'd freak out if i was in the same room as one. daft, really.

mr.odd 06-19-2011 03:10 PM

I have a phobia with spiders sadly. I don't freak out, it's more like i freeze up like a deer in head lights. Bad childhood experience.

STM 06-19-2011 03:15 PM

I have the worst phobia here but I don't know if I want to say because even my brother gives me trouble about it, every time I've told someone, (and that's only three people) two of them have mocked me for it.

mr.odd 06-19-2011 03:18 PM

Come on tell. Or it least give us a hint. Or PM it to me, i promise i won't tell.

STM 06-19-2011 03:19 PM

I have kompounophobia I don't like to write the word of what it is I have a phobia of but if you type that in you'll get it. I can't breath when I say it it's that bad. =(

mr.odd 06-19-2011 03:21 PM

I don't dare google it...

STM 06-19-2011 03:23 PM

It's not disgusting for you don't worry but it is to me for some reason. Trust me it won't affect you at all.

mr.odd 06-19-2011 03:28 PM

i was expecting a bug.

STM 06-19-2011 03:29 PM

=*( in my opinion there isn't anything worse to have a phobia of because whether I like it or not I have to wear them for the rest of my life.

Dixanadu 06-19-2011 03:50 PM

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=*( in my opinion there isn't anything worse to have a phobia of because whether I like it or not I have to wear them for the rest of my life.

What's wrong with buttons?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...p9UKog6u20rnoF

I have a sudden urge for vagina.

enchilado 06-19-2011 03:55 PM

Same, and I don't even find her attractive.

It's probably because I'm a teenage virgin.

STM 06-19-2011 03:57 PM

What the fucking hell Dixanadu, if I specifically say I can't even type the fucking word why the fuck would you think that posting a fucking picture of them is a fucking good idea? Please I actually want an answer, fucking seriously.

OddjobAbe 06-19-2011 04:17 PM

I'm more repulsed by that big gap in her ear than the offending clothing devices.

STM 06-19-2011 04:20 PM

It's all bad, I need to wash my hands...fuck.

T-nex 06-19-2011 04:28 PM

STM i guessed your phobia before you even wrote about it... It probably IS the worst phobia i can think of... or anything similar, as it's an every day item.

I really don't understand phobias though... like does anything cross your mind when you see one? Do you think they are evil and will take over your brain?


Also Dixy, that's extremely rude. A phobia is probably one of the few things I find a 'sacred' sanctum. You shouldn't fuck with people like that. Phobias are a mental issue, and making fun of people with such problems is a real dick-move.

Dixanadu 06-19-2011 04:34 PM

He didn't need to be a drama queen about it.

It's only a picture, geez.

He just said he wears them, I somehow figure that's worse than a picture.

I wouldn't go apeshit if someone posted a picture of deep water I couldn't see the bottom of.

BECAUSE IT'S A PICTURE.

Chill.

enchilado 06-19-2011 04:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hcVZo8jP6A

MA 06-19-2011 05:19 PM

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I'm more repulsed by that big gap in her ear than the offending clothing devices.

holy shit, i didn't even notice that.

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He didn't need to be a drama queen about it.

It's only a picture, geez.

He just said he wears them, I somehow figure that's worse than a picture.

I wouldn't go apeshit if someone posted a picture of deep water I couldn't see the bottom of.

BECAUSE IT'S A PICTURE.

Chill.

not the same. i've only done a quick search on Koumpounophobia and i read that some sufferers are so bad they can't even say, write or read the 'b' word without at least feeling uncomfortable. you don't like very deep water, but i would assume that's more to do with the feeling, the sensation. you know you're in deep water, you can't see the bottom, it scares the shit out of you. a picture? no problem. but that's a totally different kettle of fish ('SCUSE THE PUN).

now i don't need to white knight for another six months.

Dixanadu 06-19-2011 05:28 PM

I doubt the severity of STM's condition goes that far, though.

Gwan-Thwei 06-19-2011 05:41 PM

Speaking of Phobias (and also bugs), I am afraid of dead spiders. No idea why. The twitching disembodied legs might have something to do with it.

I've always had a facination with Mantids. They're like aliens or something. The way their eyes seem to move on their own, how deadly they are, and those odd pincer things...Man. I've seen videos of mantids catching and killing birds, mice, and snakes. The snake was the coolest one though. He grabbed it, and it started wrapping around him, so the mantis started eating it alive. Sooner or later he ended up chewing theough it's spine, but the whole ordeal was amazing.

mr.odd 06-19-2011 07:31 PM

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I doubt the severity of STM's condition goes that far, though.

Yeah but you need to remember that a phobia is the extreme irrational fear of something. It may seem strange and hard to believe, but he has it and you don't.

CrissCross 06-19-2011 08:19 PM

I remember when i used to hold giant spiders in my hand...

Now i cant hold jumping spiders -__-

enchilado 06-19-2011 08:25 PM

They just seemed giant because you were so small.