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Dixanadu 06-12-2011 08:21 AM
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No, you're thinking of wasps
Wasps are parasitic harbingers of misery and depression. Some of them lay eggs on tarantulas and they hatch, and eat it's fucking brains.

Dynamithix 06-12-2011 10:13 AM
Yum!

STM 06-12-2011 10:38 AM
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Wasps are parasitic harbingers of misery and depression. Some of them lay eggs on tarantulas and they hatch, and eat it's fucking brains.
Pure wasps are far from parasitic, while I'm sure you wrote it because you like big words, they are a fully functioning colonial species and as such are reasonably self sufficient.

Dixanadu 06-12-2011 12:14 PM
You mean common yellow jackets? Yes, they're not parasitic.

But they're invasive as fuck, getting in your face for no reason. I'll smash their fucking mandibles in.

STM 06-12-2011 12:17 PM
Ehem...we don't get yellow jackets in the UK, that is a North American term...

I do hate wasps as well Dixy, they attack my bees.

Dixanadu 06-12-2011 12:26 PM
Do you own them?

As in, thousands of little flies with venom-filled daggers for arseholes?

Dynamithix 06-12-2011 12:47 PM
What's with the bees, STM? In a week, you've turned into some crazy bee guy.

STM 06-12-2011 01:52 PM
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What's with the bees, STM? In a week, you've turned into some crazy bee guy.
I've kept bees for two years now and I am celebrating the fact that they survived the winter so remarkably when they nearly died out in February. Also Dixy, yes I own bees, 120,000 at the moment.

Wings of Fire 06-12-2011 04:13 PM
We should have a bee thread, then I could never look in it.

Like the drug thread.

Dynamithix 06-12-2011 04:37 PM
So true.

Nate 06-12-2011 06:18 PM
And I'm sure all the bee discussion would remain neatly within that thread. Just like with the Anime thread, right?

Wings of Fire 06-12-2011 06:26 PM
Yes, I for one can't think of any anime discussion outside of an anime thread.

Strike Witch 06-12-2011 08:57 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/5pn2jc.jpg

"Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, nobody salvage! Why universe hate Waspinator?"

moxco 06-12-2011 09:10 PM
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I do wear an apiarist suit yes, and sometimes I wear washing up gloves, more to stop the feel of the bees running over my fingers than anything else, because I'm not so worried about being stung, more to the point that bees crawling around the inside of your clothes is psychologically quite worrying.

Bees cannot be 'tamed' their mentality does not allow for it however, they can be 'domesticated' in the sense that bees can bred to become calmer and have the ability to recognise faces, for example, if I took you to my apiary, they would be more worried of you than I because they are used to my visiting.
How often do you visit your bees? And more importantly how often are you stung?

Strike Witch 06-12-2011 09:28 PM
STM gets off on Bees stinging his cock.

Nate 06-12-2011 09:46 PM
Such a classy lady you are, Strike Witch.

DarkHoodness 06-12-2011 10:26 PM
While reading this, it's interesting to see how some people seem not to know how important bees are. Love 'em or hate 'em, we need them to pollinate our food-producing plants, and to want to kill them means that you must love having a food shortage or love paying extortionate prices for your food. And this is why the declining bee population has people worried.

Hats off to STM - What he and other beekeepers are doing is incredibly important.

moxco 06-12-2011 11:32 PM
Of course I realise the importance of bees, that they are a necessary part most ecosystems in the world. Their significance, though, doesn't make getting stung by them any less painful.

Those little fuckers also give Elum a lot of shit.

Strike Witch 06-12-2011 11:36 PM
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Such a classy lady you are, Strike Witch.
Can you honestly tell me you didn't think the same thing as soon as the combination of this forum and bees came up?

Time to get the google zoophilia results up again!

moxco 06-12-2011 11:45 PM
You're right! I just Google searched this fine website and my favourite result was missing. :(

Dixanadu 06-13-2011 04:53 AM
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Time to get the google zoophilia results up again!
Do bees even fall under the category of zoophilia if one wants to copulate with them?

I for one prefer scorpions.

MOD EDIT: Ewww.

Strike Witch 06-13-2011 04:55 AM
The term is entofuckomology.

Nate 06-13-2011 05:24 AM
Whilst I personally don't mind naked male bums whilst browsing the internet, I suspect that some of our members aren't in to that. I have taken the liberty of removing the picture from your post, Dix.

Dixanadu 06-13-2011 05:35 AM
I suspect people wouldn't have minded the image if the scorpion was on top.

MarsMudoken 06-13-2011 05:40 AM
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Of course I realise the importance of bees, that they are a necessary part most ecosystems in the world. Their significance, though, doesn't make getting stung by them any less painful.

Those little fuckers also give Elum a lot of shit.
Someone made an oddworld reference instead of me! Are pigs flying!? Hell frozen over!?


...in all seriousness, ya, go bees.

Dipstikk 06-13-2011 06:41 AM
Wasps. Are you kidding? Fuckin' love wasps. Or I hate them. Whichever way the discussion's going. Just... wasps, man. What else can I say about wasps... they're wasps.

Had an infestation of hornets in my backyard a few years ago. Whenever I'd go out to mow the lawn, they'd sting the living hell out of my legs. I know hornets aren't the same thing as wasps, but still.

Wasps are like the best/worst thing ever.

Dixanadu 06-13-2011 10:52 AM
Hornets as far as I'm aware, are like fat wasps.

I heard Japanese hornets raid the hives of other bees and massacre them. Their little bee heads were laying everywhere.

STM 06-13-2011 02:34 PM
I remove wasps from peoples houses and study their entrails for signs of ytterbium. And I'll leave you lot to decide if I'm bull shitting you or not.

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How often do you visit your bees? And more importantly how often are you stung?
Actually, I like to visit then at least once a week and have been stung thrice in 2.5 years.

Also bees to want to sting you bastards, they do it if they feel suitably threatened...who wants to die in self defence? You are probably mistaking bees for wasps.

Anyone who does should burn in my bee smoker.

mr.odd 06-13-2011 05:54 PM
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I remove wasps from peoples houses and study their entrails for signs of ytterbium. And I'll leave you lot to decide if I'm bull shitting you or not.
What the fuck? I call bull shit.

Also, why do you keep bees? Sorry if you already answered that before.

enchilado 06-13-2011 05:59 PM
Beecause he's perverted.


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