well I don't spoil never, but you should give it a try ;)

Just tell me...

Used them once. Fucked my boyfriend. It was horrible. He said he felt no difference but it made my cock extremly sore. Never using them when being top again. A few days ago when being bottom my boyfriend didn't want to use them because of my bad experience. I spoke to a friend who said he had the same bad experience as me when wearing one. Anybody else had this problem?

Yes, although it's never caused me pain in the past. I gave up on them, I just use the numbing ones instead. Inside out. So she doesn't wake up.

I want to try a Viagra fueled sex rampage sometime, it might be fun.

Is there anyone on this forum not turned by the forum staff? I can't have a decent conversation about boobs and pussy around here.

I don't really ever have a strong desire to have sex, personally. Seems messy. Sure, I've been attracted to people and I think about it sometimes, but I've never really pursued it with anyone, and no one's ever offered.

Besides, sex leads to relationships, and let's be honest: no one wants to put up with me.



but no I am a sexual superstar online and people cannot keep their hands off of me

You guys are so odd that you make me look normal in comparison, and that's saying something. Not that there's anything wrong with that, though...

Yeah - But they actually did for my first ex what they were supposed to do, although it apparently didn't feel that much more exciting than it normally did. Condoms suck at the best of times anyway - Lubricant exists for a reason.

Not if things work out right. I've only ever had a couple relationships, and both started before the sex.

I've managed to end up in a relationship during sex :D

I got into this relationship right after sex. Can't say I regret it either.

AH EM TODALLY STRAIGHT

But I'm also a virgin, so it's not doing me any good.

this one time i totally had my arm elbow-deep in vagina. there was lube and ropes involved and she was on drugs.

I love sex.
The freakier the better.

Thats all I'm willing to say right now until the conversation takes a more interesting turn.

Talk to Strike Witch.

This thread's scope is far too wide. I think that a more specific topic would have resulted in more interesting discussion.

Nate's right, we need to take this in one direction. I'll start...


Anal sex.


Discuss!

I've never been comfortable with the terms 'giver' and 'reciver'. I mean, on the one hand you could say that one guy is the giver of wang and the other is the receiver of wang. But on the other hand, you could say that one guy is the giver of anal-based pleasure and the other guy is the receiver thereof. Both of those definitions conflict with each other.

I've done one but not the other.

I grope myself all over when I feel horny.

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I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH MYSELF. EVERY BLESSED INCH AND POUND.

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VISUAL DEPICTION OF ME HAVING SEX.

DAMMIT THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE M-- okay you win.

MATTROULETTE

PRESS SCAN FOR PENIS

'Giver' I'm fine with, but I have a niggling annoyance regarding 'reciver'.

It good, no matter which way you do it. Not really sure which I prefer though. Both ways are good.

Hurr hurr tits r gud fr feelin up yall

Anal sex? Never tried it, I want to but the bitch doesn't want to delve into the unknown. She must have heard stories that it hurts or something. I might have to make a list.

1. Procure alcohol and lube.
2. *blank*
3. Stick it in her rear.

How does one pre-ready a virgin arsehole for a pounding? Any advice is welcome. How does one get another in the mood for it and hows do you go about it without causing a lot of pain.

Lube, alcohol and lube respectively.

On both occasions I experienced it, these were involved.

The first I received, I can safely say it did not hurt. It was like taking a very satisfying shit repeatedly. I was sore as fuck the next day.

Second time I gave, twas to an ex-girlfriend after much weeks of begging and threats of abstinence. She said it felt weird and asked me during, 'Hurry up!', which put me off a bit.

I prefer vaginal sex, I quite like the moaning that is given.

Speaking of condoms, never use Performa. It put me off even having intercourse the rest of the night.

Reallly? Because the first time for me it fucking hurt like a bitch, still hurts a little bit now when it's going in but only a tiny bit and nowhere near as much as it hurt the first time.

Well generally you get performance issues when trying to use incompatible software ports.

Isn't incompatible hardware ports a more appropriate metaphor?