Find a bike.
Take your pants and underwear off. Take the bike out, without pants or underwear on. Masturbate while riding the bike. Problem solved, |
Go to an abortion clinic. Wait for the post-ops to come out, and then chase after them while masturbating.
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You guys don't even make sense anymore.
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Did they ever?
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I sometimes convince myself they do, just so I can sleep at night.
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my mama always said, I bring out the best in people!
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I bet she's a nice lady.
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Bungle fancies his mother.
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Who don't?
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i'd tap that.
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I'd play G&B Showers for her.
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i'd jiggle around in front of her.
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My mama said to get back on topic or else :D ... but then I spammed :(
But seriously, I think this topic should either become something or it gets closed. I'm sure it'll end up closed anyway. *sad* |
The best ones always do.
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If by on-topic you mean 'sexually aggressive things to do to scrabface's room-mate', then yes. My boner dissolved once everyone started talking about mothers.
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oh, fuck off. you'd do that shit, too.
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*kicks Joes balls*
Anyway I think we should close this. Next time you should probably make a blog, scrabface. Closed... :( Bye bye loyal thread. |