Why did you get all the same presents that Abbey got?

Seriously.

She got a pillow pet, and insects encased in glass.

Well, I bet it wasn't a cow!

I was joking when I used to talk about wanting one of those. I guess my sarcasm really is hard to get across.

No. She got the ladybug.

To be honest, it's growing on me tremendously. You must know how soft and comfortable it truly is.

My room is going to be bitchin' next year.

It's a pillow.

San Fran isn't that close.


I got the new Discoworld book I shall wear midnight, three different zombie books for some reason, a load of clothes (including several pairs of trousers, so I can start wearing some again), a whoopee cushion for some reason. Oh, and stuff to make a cardboard owl. :confused:

And I spent all day trying not to step on an excitable chihuahua pup.

I think he meant close in a friendly manner, not geographically.

Just wanted to mention a gift my sister got from her nearly-not BF, cos i think it's actually pretty cool.

It's this artificial butterfly in a jar, and when you tap it, the butterfly flutters around in the jar. It's pretty nice. Also really beautiful butterfly.

How sweet of him to get her such a thing I guess.

No.


I got a bunch of new iPod Touch cabley things, there's a house one, a computer one, a car one...

Ah. Well in that case, I have no idea. The cost of those goggles probably matched that of all my other gifts put together.

I got a kickass pair of shoes that I shall wear forever. Other stuff coming when Amazon gets around to it.

Okay, I'll bite: BM, you haven't been wearing trousers lately?

My Christmas results
 

Super Mario Bros!

I've been wearing a complex of holes and patches, held together by rough cotton thread stitching and the theoretical remnants of palaeolithic denim.

the girl to the left doesn't look too happy with what you've got.

so in other words, you're wearing shitty jeans?

goddamn, BM. keep it simple.

If I have made one person imagine me without trousers, it has been a good day.

is that official or has it been sewn?

its bronze.

I got money and a book about tramways.

Hello molluck's assistant XD

I think the difficult thing is making certain people imagine you with trousers.

lol it was my patch before I opened it... But she always looks that way.

I'm pretty sure it's sewn, at the top there is a gap in the purple that I don't think is supposed to be there. My brother got it off eBay, so it's probably not official. I really like it though. Now I have to decide what to put it on!

I have one of those that I got in an ebay auction with a bunch of other merch. I'm pretty sure they're official.

Well then cool. I didn't think official merch would have a gap in the stitching.

its probably just beause its second hand, also, STM wanted me to tell you he thinks your fit in those photos, he probably didnt want me to tell you. sorry STM.

Oh my jesus fucking christ.

Go away.

so you guys are good chums now, huh? good chums.

are you, like, fucking each other yet?

Imagine the children.

First of all going back a few posts, holy crap your a girl?

Ok, right I got a large old school space hopper from my Uncle, you know, the ones that are orange with the funny face, I bounced almost 1m yesterday I gotta break a record!

EDIT: OitB...wait...no...I, you bastard you made me speechless, Nate would be proud. I'm going to find you you 13 yr old cock. Oh and just so y'all know...he's keeding.

EDIT EDIT: MA, as jealous as the news might make you, I want him so baaad!

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why is your Christmas tree grey MC?

i am totally kidding, but wait, you told me you wanted me to tell everyone! make your mind up!

What the fuck are you guys meddling about?