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STM 10-06-2010 07:46 AM

It's not cool to be catholic there either but that doesn't stop people! I don't think CP is not cool because he hasn't yet fucked. It barely makes a difference. (Does it sound like I'm ranting at you? I'm not.)

OANST 10-06-2010 07:49 AM

I don't think it was meant as an accusation.

Wings of Fire 10-06-2010 07:53 AM

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catholic... ...I don't think CP is not cool... ...It barely makes a difference.

What I saw.

Dynamithix 10-06-2010 08:33 AM

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I don't think CP is not cool because he hasn't yet fucked.

CP as in Crashpunk or something which I don't want to say?

OANST 10-06-2010 08:43 AM

Shit, CP meaning Crashpunk didn't even occur to me.

STM 10-06-2010 09:12 AM

Dirtee bois

Dixanadu 10-06-2010 10:56 AM

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It's not cool to be catholic there either but that doesn't stop people! I don't think CP is not cool because he hasn't yet fucked. It barely makes a difference. (Does it sound like I'm ranting at you? I'm not.)

Both me and Ridg3 are Catholic, and things have improved over the years though there is still sectarian tension here and there. People here use Catholic or Protestant as identity, religious or not.

We're only united in our hatred of job-stealing Poles and Chinese.

OANST 10-06-2010 11:03 AM

What about fake Jews? How do you feel about them?

Dixanadu 10-06-2010 11:09 AM

I think they should be let out of their cages for at least an hour.

OANST 10-06-2010 11:18 AM

Too generous.

Hazel-Rah 10-06-2010 11:21 AM


Dixanadu 10-06-2010 11:22 AM

Well, we kind of need them so our economy doesn't fall to shit since we can't do anything but start bar fights and rape women in dark alleys.

OANST 10-06-2010 11:23 AM

Both of those being admirable qualities, though.

Dixanadu 10-06-2010 11:28 AM

Unfortunately, they don't line my pockets with coin. Such things are encouraged on weekends to blow off steam, though.

OANST 10-06-2010 11:37 AM

Do you not remove the wallets from those you beat and rape?

Who trained you?

Dixanadu 10-06-2010 11:48 AM

My father trained me, then I came of age and challenged him to a duel to take leadership of the pack. I defeated him, and am now permitted to fuck my mother. Such practices are common in these lands.

When touched by someone who isn't the owner, the wallet self-destructs causing a dust-cloud, which when the contents are inhaled, causes the victim to have an unchallenged appreciation for human rights. Since in Northern Ireland no one is equal, wallets are no longer made. Why our wallets are like this is one of our country's biggest mysteries.

Dipstikk 10-07-2010 07:58 AM

I'm still waiting for the right OANST to come along and sweep me off of my cankles.

Or break his back trying.

AND THEN HE'LL BE HELPLESS.

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the wallet self-destructs causing a dust-cloud

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/7...01007at120.png
I'M... ENGULFED IN A... DUST CLOUD

STM 10-07-2010 08:05 AM

Dix, where I come from being Irish is cool, and so is being a good pikey! Thankfully I'm half the first and am the second!!!

Dixanadu 10-07-2010 09:52 AM

I'm not Irish. I just live here.

Mr. Bungle 10-07-2010 01:01 PM

I gave mine to a friend for Christmas a couple years back. Not sure what he did with it, he said he'd give it back, too.

MA 10-07-2010 02:30 PM

I GET IT!

Mr. Bungle 10-07-2010 02:34 PM

Really? That's funny, 'cause I had no idea what I was saying.

Ridg3 10-07-2010 03:06 PM

You said that he raped you.

abe is now! 10-08-2010 01:28 AM

I lost mine at 14 with a girl who had blu hair. Fuck.

Phylum 10-08-2010 02:04 AM

That's generally what happens when someone loses their virginity.

Dixanadu 10-08-2010 07:29 AM

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That's generally what happens when someone loses their virginity...in Italy.

Italy kicks ass.

abe is now! 10-08-2010 09:55 AM

I was an exalted punk boy and she was a punk girl.. come on

Shut up Dixanadu.

Dixanadu 10-09-2010 04:57 AM

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Shut up Dixanadu.

Grumpy guts.

STM 10-09-2010 08:16 AM

Qualm down dear

Crashpunk 10-09-2010 12:56 PM

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I lost mine at 14 with a girl who had blu hair. Fuck.

http://cdn.sheknows.com/celebritypho...tt-pilgrim.jpg