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Dynamithix 10-02-2010 12:25 AM

http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-conte...sus_Condom.jpg

used:) 10-02-2010 05:14 AM

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What the hell does that have to do with Chris?

Also, what do you mean I'm Connie?

Connie from King of the Hill.

Dixanadu 10-02-2010 01:44 PM

Yuss, in Brazil and the like. I mean in an English speaking country, it's bound to raise some eyebrows. Not to mention when the child becomes aware of the Bible, he'll praise himself on being named after a deity.

Wings of Fire 10-02-2010 02:25 PM

For a girl: Alexandra or Diana
For a boy: Alexandra or Diana

Strike Witch 10-02-2010 04:56 PM

Telemetry for artillery batteries recieved

Wings of Fire 10-02-2010 05:13 PM

You can tell when a girl secretly likes you if they're sharp with you for liking their name.

Dixanadu 10-02-2010 06:24 PM

You can tell if a girl likes you if she stares at you with her mouth open.

Wings of Fire 10-02-2010 06:40 PM

Then you whip it out and stick it in.

Dixanadu 10-02-2010 09:44 PM

Well, I was going to say that's when you talk to her. But your idea is better.

Mac Sirloin 10-03-2010 09:03 AM

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Then you whip it out and stick it in.

No that's when you get saliva samples and threaten with cloning if she doesn't sex you up.

Bullet Magnet 10-03-2010 03:49 PM

You threaten her with cloning in which she is the surrogate to bring the clone to term.

Wings of Fire 10-03-2010 03:53 PM

And this begins my sex slave lineage.

Bullet Magnet 10-03-2010 03:54 PM

That's like sleeping with your adopted children once they grow up.

Wings of Fire 10-03-2010 04:11 PM

I know right? Hot.

Dixanadu 10-04-2010 01:08 AM

I could think of several other uses besides sex slavery. It would be nice for my clones to view me as some kind of living deity incarnated into human form.

Wings of Fire 10-04-2010 01:26 AM

Sicko!

Dixanadu 10-04-2010 01:50 AM

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I know right? Hot.

Aye.

OANST 10-04-2010 06:22 AM

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That's like sleeping with your adopted children once they grow up.

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Nate 10-05-2010 03:07 AM

If you look closer, that's not a stamp in his hand...

Dixanadu 10-05-2010 10:10 AM

I hope it's a penis.

Bullet Magnet 10-05-2010 11:05 AM

Whose hand?

OANST 10-05-2010 01:14 PM

Crossing streams in 3...2...1....

Awwwww, yeah.

Anonyman! 10-12-2010 06:59 PM

Something Greek. Greek names are objectively best.


Andronikos. Fuck yes.

just_an_(ODD)alisque 10-12-2010 10:21 PM

my daughters' names are Gergana and Miglena

Bullet Magnet 10-13-2010 03:19 AM

Gork and Mork?

MeechMunchie 10-13-2010 09:21 AM

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Gork and Mork?

I approve of this post.

Strike Witch 10-14-2010 01:25 AM

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Gork and Mork?

Oi wot

Is Mork 'n' Gork

not da utha way, grot.

Nate 10-14-2010 02:47 AM

Or Mork 'n' Mindy.

OANST 10-14-2010 07:16 AM

Shazbot!

MeechMunchie 10-14-2010 09:53 AM

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Oi wot
Is Mork 'n' Gork
not da utha way, grot.

Itz iz Gork 'n' Mork, yuh ded-hed snotling. Goo-gul it, squig'ead.