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Nate 08-16-2010 06:12 AM

It's when you cut the hair too short and the tip is left underneath the level of the skin. If it can't find it's way out of a pore (for which being clean and using various ointments helps), it pushes up against the skin from underneath, gets infected and leaves a blotch that looks rather like a pimple.

Using anti-ingrown cream helps, as does a mild abrasive to wear away the top layer of the skin.

used:) 08-16-2010 10:23 AM

So that's what those are.

OANST 08-16-2010 10:31 AM

I occasionally get boils from ingrown hairs.

Nemo 08-16-2010 10:50 AM

I need to find my shaver. I'm starting to get a neckbeard.

Josh 08-16-2010 12:09 PM

Nemo's post has reminded me of this:
http://plasticbrickautomaton.com/comics/64.jpg

Nemo 08-16-2010 12:24 PM

What about Alpheus Felch, the original Neckbeard? He was a governor.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...heus_Felch.jpg

MeechMunchie 08-17-2010 04:44 AM

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NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THE BODY HAIR OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD.

Says Mr. 14-year-old.

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What about Alpheus Felch, the original Neckbeard? He was a governor.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...heus_Felch.jpg

DEAR GOD IT BURNS

Nate 08-17-2010 05:13 AM

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Says Mr. 14-year-old.

That was my initial reaction but, to be fair, Josh hasn't yet informed us of his own facial hair status.

Ridg3 08-17-2010 05:21 AM

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That was my initial reaction but, to be fair, Josh hasn't yet informed us of his own facial hair status.

Or his not-so-facial hair

Josh 08-17-2010 06:20 AM

To be fair, I have only mentioned my lack of facial hair once. I'm not telling you about all the places where strage hairs are growing, how my voice is getting deeper and that I suddenly have the urge to make the sex with ladyfolk.

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What about Alpheus Felch, the original Neckbeard? He was a governor.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...heus_Felch.jpg

He looks like a cunt.

Nate 08-17-2010 06:23 AM

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To be fair, I have only mentioned my lack of facial hair once. I'm not telling you about all the places where strage hairs are growing, how my voice is getting deeper and that I suddenly have the urge to make the sex with ladyfolk.

Wait... since when were you in to girls?

Or is the implication that you're not telling us about that stuff because none of the above is actually happening?

Josh 08-17-2010 06:27 AM

I was saying that because thats what teenage boys are supposed to do. Well, some of the ones down here anyway.

Wil 08-17-2010 08:20 AM

What a pathetic attempt to mask your obvious latent heterosexuality. GTFO.

OANST 08-17-2010 08:38 AM

I think Nate is crying.

The Crappin' Elum 08-18-2010 10:21 AM

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Does it hurt to pluck your eyebrows?

I hate beards btw, I tried out so many different types of beards in high school but now I can't stand the sight of them on me. I don't shave as much when class is out though, I have a five o' clock shadow...and it's only three.

I quite like plucking my eyebrows it's a cool feeling.....and yes i'm 13 proof on WDYLL, it's that "transformation" i'm going thru....sweating,hair growth,lotsa boners(quite frustrating when in public zones..that's why i wear baggy jeans),the only hair i don't pluck or shave is my legs hair(i quite like how it looks)


shaving,cutting,plucking ure hair is good for some reasons:
1.Reduce sweating
2.Hair keeps germs and bacterias(especially pubic hair)
3.Women hate arm pit hair

STM 08-18-2010 12:15 PM

UUUUUUUrgh boner

Wil 08-18-2010 02:02 PM

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3.Women hate [men's] arm pit hair

And thus gender roles became another level of weird.

OANST 08-18-2010 02:10 PM

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3.Women hate arm pit hair

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you, sir, are probably not a good authority on what women do or do not like.

Havoc 08-18-2010 06:07 PM

I dunno if they hate it, but I can't imagine they find a bush of armpit hair sticking out from underneath your t-shirt sleeves sexy. I sure don't, which is why I keep it trimmed.

Nate 08-18-2010 07:13 PM

I'm going to channel Josh for a moment and exclaim:
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THE BONERS OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD.



Ironically, the one person who might actually want to know about them (given age proximity and whatnot) is Josh, but that's neither here nor there.

Ridg3 08-19-2010 01:25 AM

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3.Women hate arm pit hair

I think the women like the pit hair, 'specially when you rub it in their faces.

GABBITS OWN 08-19-2010 01:37 AM

Even when its wet?

Ridg3 08-19-2010 01:42 AM

How else are they meant to feel the moist hair glide across their upper lip?

GABBITS OWN 08-19-2010 01:44 AM

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How else are they meant to feel the moist hair glide across their upper lip?

They make it wet stupid.

The Crappin' Elum 08-19-2010 02:06 AM

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I'm going to channel Josh for a moment and exclaim:
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THE BONERS OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD.



Ironically, the one person who might actually want to know about them (given age proximity and whatnot) is Josh, but that's neither here nor there.

You were once like me, don't forget that!

Ridg3 08-19-2010 02:10 AM

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You were once like me, don't forget that!

Even then people didn't want to hear about his thirteen year old boner.

GABBITS OWN 08-19-2010 02:30 AM

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Even then people didn't want to hear about his thirteen year old boner.

No one wants to hear about any boners!

Josh 08-19-2010 03:18 AM

Aside from most of the members here.

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You were once like me
I never described my body hair to strangers on the internet.

GABBITS OWN 08-19-2010 03:21 AM

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Aside from most of the members here.


I never described my body hair to strangers on the internet.

It would be just a bit freaky.

Josh 08-19-2010 03:23 AM

Me describing my body hair or gays?