Nate's not here yet. So, who's 'Ms1029' Meech?

And shut up WoF. That's old news.

How gay was that?

Who are you? I didn't see you back in the days.

I tend to avoid gay people...

God I never reslized how retarded I was back before my own son smothered me a pillow and threw me in a cryostasis chaber for 300 years. At 89 years plus the 300 in a tube has seriously wisened me up some.

Yeah, thats right, I'm you.


And I say:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/words_that_end_in_gry.png

Are you another future me or a future Ridgie?

BACK IN THE DAYS?

Please.

Your welcome. More stupidity coming soon.

So, you left as a child and are now returning as a teenager? Damn it's worse then I thought

It's as if the transformation happened overnight.

Welcome back. We changed the rules while you were gone, please direct your attention to this chart:

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...sheader_wm.jpg

Nice to see you too Seckto. I'll keep the rules in mind.

The terrible thing is that my university has just put up signs which are not significantly different to this.

You scare me sometimes. You also annoy me. Heeey, it's 12:37! Not my birthday anymore. Phooey.

Well, I've announced my return. Unintentionally, this thread may last longer. I'll just stay here then...

Well I'm gonna say happy birthday and now I am gonna say, off you tot little one, time for you to leave.

Ah, thank you sekto. The old man will never forget that...especially the swastika.
And yes I'm you, MM. 386 years later.

Edit:
Was that guy sshooting a spiderman-style shit-ball out of his wrist

Hadouken.

Don't people normally get scragged for posting xkcd comics without Alt-text?

Quit trying to get me in trouble.

Happy birthday, you moronic queen.

Stop trying to think you're a memorable person on this site. You need to realise the fact you're making yourself look fucking stupid, which is why no one likes you at all.

And making your own birthday thread is also pitiful. You haven't even been here a year and you're already acting like you're top dog. Just get the fuck out.

And it's Dicks And A Doo. But then again, only OANST is permitted to call me that. You can just not talk to me at all.

Ick, you even have STM telling you to leave.

Fuck off.

Happy Birthday!

I sense that that post was dripping with sarcasm because no-one would wish you a happy birthday with the fact that you don't deserve well wishes for being such a spamming cunt...

ib4 Nate

http://www.apostropher.com/blog/img/pot-kettle.jpg

I actually thought the same thing, tbh...

Whut?

You heard!

There is a difference between hearing and comprehending.

He is saying that he will post in the thread before you.

Fuck, that scared me. I forgot I didn't have my headphones plugged-in, and they were lying idly on my desk...

Also, now I have to close plugin-container again. Thanks, Mozilla...

gah. my ears are bleeding.