Yeah, but an iPad will never get Period Blood on it.

Never say never...

Buy me one and I will solve that.

That's hot.

Hey! if you've got time to fuck around, fuck around with ms. Eva!

A little after the fact, and I don't know how many of you actually watched The Sopranos, but it tickled me:

Uh.

Bless you.

LOL RELIGION

im so cool

Did someone order a new Havoc? They still haven't finished paying us for the first one.

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/atheism.jpg

Has about the same substance as yours.

But it does make me smarter than you. It does.

Jesus Christ.

[See what I did there? SEE?]

You'll all be screaming my name when the christians in America and the muslims in Iran start burning the world down to eradicate the heathens and infidels with all the nuclear weapons we have.

You'll be all like:

"OMG! FIRE! FIRE!! Face is melting! Dick is shrinking! If only we had listened to Havoc when he said religion was bad for the world! Oh the irony!!"

And I'll be sitting in my underground bunker watching this forum and making the very last post in human history after everyone is dead, maybe for some aliens to find 1000 years from now.

And it will read:

"Told ya..."

i like the bit where he mocks himself.

And I'll die happy knowing that he'll be alone for the rest of his natural born life.

Yeah, and even the aliens will think you were a total fucking jerk-off.

They will find his body slumped over a baby tiger, whom he had hoped to mate with and create a race of tiger people he would fuck. Little did Havoc know that the seed wouldn't take, and that the tiger couldn't get pregnant, since it had a penis.

Also:

I thought they were funny when they were talking about killing people, but that's funnier somehow.

1:28 in is maybe the greatest thing that I've ever seen.

I have watched that video twice before.

FUCKIN' MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH

Havoc may like to jump in the sack with a tiger...but I would like to have my naughty way with this aquarius creature.

http://www.ucalgary.ca/news/files/ne...s/blobfish.jpg

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...pwi0o1_500.jpg

He's comin for you...

Dress up your own Pokemon trainer. I'm looking at you, WoF. You creepy fuck.

Found that hours ago, but thanks for finding a link that hasn't turned into a bad hentai game in the last few hours.