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Nate 03-16-2010 07:03 PM

I've seen bigger. It's a nice colour though.

Wings of Fire 03-16-2010 07:06 PM

How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.

http://www.wired.com/images/slidesho..._pcs/Anime.jpg

This is the best one in my collection. I call her Hime.

Gwan-Thwei 03-16-2010 07:08 PM

Short for Hymen. LOL just kidding.
Umm, about the purple dildo HOLY CRAP THAT'S HUGE!
Another thing i didn't get about sex toys, what's the deal with the ass beads? I mean I know that they're for stimulation and all that but really?

Wings of Fire 03-16-2010 07:10 PM

Actually I've been meaning to get myself some anal beads. I need to be prepared if I want to go both ways with my next sexual partner.

Strike Witch 03-16-2010 07:12 PM

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How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.

http://www.wired.com/images/slidesho..._pcs/Anime.jpg

This is the best one in my collection. I call her Hime.

http://i42.tinypic.com/10zmk37.jpg

Mine's cooler.

Gwan-Thwei 03-16-2010 07:12 PM

Just looked up something really wierd...it's a machine that sucks your dick. WTF is with these things today?

Emesdee 03-16-2010 09:38 PM

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How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.

She looks like she's made of clay.

Sekto Springs 03-17-2010 03:03 AM

Yeah, neither of those are actually blow-up dolls.

AlienMagi 03-17-2010 05:18 AM

I'm still more into dildoes

MeechMunchie 03-17-2010 12:49 PM

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Dil Does

The less successful sequel to Simon Says...

Sekto Springs 03-17-2010 02:40 PM

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The less successful sequel to Simon Says...
Ha!

Pilot 03-18-2010 09:40 AM

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I'm still more into dildoes

No you're not.

AlienMagi 03-18-2010 10:25 AM

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No you're not.

Yes, I am

MA 03-18-2010 10:40 AM

no, you really aren't. you're playing to appeal.

Wings of Fire 03-18-2010 11:35 AM

Dildos are still more into me.

Pilot 03-18-2010 01:26 PM

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Dildos are still more into me.

OH!

Gwan-Thwei 03-18-2010 02:24 PM

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Nemo 03-19-2010 02:01 AM

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2338/0319100259.jpg

The grips are hard as fuck to clean, though.

Alcar 03-19-2010 05:33 AM

Pussy. That's tiny.

Alcar...

Nemo 03-19-2010 05:37 AM

Gets the job done.

Which is more than I can say about you.

Pilot 03-19-2010 07:18 AM

Well now, I don't think they make hairbrushes with horsecock-sized handles... give 'im a break!

Ridg3 03-19-2010 12:32 PM

I think OddJobAbe might like to join in this conversation with what he thinks is the best female stimulator...

OddjobAbe 03-19-2010 12:39 PM

Fuck you, you odious little blighter.

Ridg3 03-19-2010 12:41 PM

:) I knew it would be a matter of time before you ventured in this thread.

Gwan-Thwei 03-20-2010 01:49 PM

I think it was just a joke, I mean, inserting a hairbrush ANYWHERE would be pretty darn painful, I mean, just look at all those bristles!
And also, I can see my icon on the screen. Smiley Face!

I know this has nothing to do with toys, but I just thought that this was really wierd....did you know that some guys are so flexible that they can suck their own dick?

Pilot 03-20-2010 01:54 PM

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did you know that some guys are so flexible that they can suck their own dick?

No, I didn't.

Gwan-Thwei 03-20-2010 02:16 PM

I saw it on some information site (i can't remember what one) but it showed a pic to show they weren't bluffing. Yeah, it's gross, but pleasure is pleasure, right?

enchilado 03-20-2010 03:11 PM

I would not put my mouth anywhere near my own genitalia.

Ridg3 03-20-2010 03:29 PM

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I would not put my mouth anywhere near my own genitalia.

I would. It's still masturbation if you do it to yourself, mind you I'd wash it first, but you still wouldn't be gay for doing it.

Nate 03-20-2010 04:41 PM

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I think it was just a joke, I mean, inserting a hairbrush ANYWHERE would be pretty darn painful, I mean, just look at all those bristles!

Erm... wrong end. And I admit that I may have tried out a hairbrush or two, back in the day.

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I know this has nothing to do with toys, but I just thought that this was really wierd....did you know that some guys are so flexible that they can suck their own dick?

Yes. In fact, I know a guy who claims he can do it.