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Phylum 01-30-2010 09:31 PM

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Since when can you punish person a for the thoughts of person b?

Since whenever they feel like, sadly.

Welcome to the future, now with mind control!

T-nex 01-31-2010 08:23 AM

This is turning more and more into 1984 :D

MA 01-31-2010 09:07 AM

that was a magnificent rhyme right there.

T-nex 01-31-2010 10:38 AM

Omg you're right... Shit. i hate when my posts rhyme unintentionally.

OddjobAbe 01-31-2010 10:39 AM

I love it. It makes it sound very catchy, thus puts me in a better mood. Thank you.

enchilado 01-31-2010 11:27 AM

Swine Flu is no worse than ordinary 'flu anyway.

MA 01-31-2010 11:55 AM

get back on topic, Ench.

OddjobAbe 01-31-2010 11:57 AM

Small tits can be good. Especially if the owner of them has bird flu and speaks in rhyme.

enchilado 01-31-2010 12:01 PM

I prefer moderately small tits to huge ones anyway. Not that I've had m/any close encounters.

MA 01-31-2010 12:34 PM

my ex didn't have particularly large tits, so i prefer that size to anything that may be deemed 'huge'.

by the way i was joking earlier, Ench. don't think i was being uppity.

EDIT: this really was a poor excuse for a post. i just wanted to make sure i hadn't offended anyone. BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT

enchilado 01-31-2010 12:38 PM

I didn't think you were being uppity. I don't even know what uppity means.

Wil 01-31-2010 01:01 PM

Somebody hasn't been reading their Roger Hargreaves novels.

enchilado 02-01-2010 12:28 AM

Eh, stop being so uppity.

Sekto Springs 02-01-2010 04:14 AM

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I mean, paedophiles with nothing to get off to would just be more compelled to start looking for little girls which causes even more damage. It seems like such an absolute waste of time.
This is the argument I tried to bring up before.
It's a very controversial issue right now. Does providing pedos with pornography that mimics their fetish (ie younger looking girls/small breasted girls/artwork) alleviate their desires or exacerbate them?

Based on this, I'd say Australia's legislation subscribes to the latter. Even I don't know exactly where I stand on this. Based on personal experience, the effect of pornography on my sex drive varies greatly. Sometimes a quick wank is all I need, other times porn makes me pine for the real thing all the more.

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like looking at a picture of a pizza, is likely to lead to wanting a pizza, but pizzaphiles aren't in the news as much
Bear in mind that it's much easier to give yourself the illusion of sex than the illusion of eating a pizza ;)

Grieva 02-01-2010 04:21 AM

Technically, pizzaphiles woudn't eat the pizza ;), but thats a different topic

OddjobAbe 02-01-2010 06:44 AM

If Abe619 was a pizzaphile, he'd eat it.

Zukan 02-01-2010 07:12 AM

Did they also ban men with small penises? It is really important that I know this.

abe619 02-01-2010 10:06 AM

no need to worry no pizzaphilia on me although pizza is my favorite food , my only fetish is vorarephilia (and i notice alot of u think i like to eat ppl , but i actually like to be swallowed whole and alive by hot girls (yeah like the one i posted earlier , come'on ain't she cute?))

OddjobAbe 02-01-2010 10:46 AM

I'm similar, only instead of my whole body travelling down the woman's oesophagus, I like my penis to be travelling up the woman's vagina.

Nate 02-01-2010 04:37 PM

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Did they also ban men with small penises? It is really important that I know this.

I suspect that men with small penises rarely apply for a role in porn.

Nate 02-01-2010 11:11 PM

Modness Announcement: 38 and a half posts from this thread have been moved to this thread, where they're slightly less offtopic.

enchilado 02-01-2010 11:31 PM

My boobs are too small for porn.

Nate 02-02-2010 12:53 AM

That's funny. Mine are too big for gay porn.



Smaller than Ron Jeremy's though.

abe619 02-02-2010 02:02 AM

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That's funny. Mine are too big for gay porn.



Smaller than Ron Jeremy's though.

me too , i am a little over weight.

Grieva 02-02-2010 02:54 AM

I think you just need a better agent, Nate ;)

shaman 02-02-2010 02:38 PM

Mine are positively intimidating.

Sekto Springs 02-02-2010 07:39 PM

This calls for a moobs thread.

Dilldough 02-02-2010 09:35 PM

the fat guy's moobs are bad enough..

the question im thinking is, what cup size clarifies the age? like (American standard sizes) like a C+ makes the cut but like a B doesnt?

the government truely has nothing better to do

Sekto Springs 02-02-2010 09:37 PM

I too am interested in how they go about classifying this.

Pilot 02-02-2010 09:38 PM

Where is that picture of the big boobed guy?