Is it weird I just say "I got laid" or "I had sex", plain and simple?

no, you must explain which base it was, what colour the flag was, if there was any alliances during the taking over of the 'base' and whether or not the ceasefire will continue.

For me, snogging = making out

I have no idea about all this base stuff and it flies straight over my head, I prefer had sex/no sex or shag.

Goddamn it. Why can't the world just be simple now a days...

Just to get things clear here, I don't personally use the base system, at all. But I have my own notion of each 'base' means if someone were to describe a sexual experience using that system

Anodosing?? That sounds like it involves the use of electrodes...

E-STIM.

Does anyone with a brain use the base system?
I mean, any reasonably intelligent person should be able to tell when it's appropriate to pursue sexual relations without adhering to some kind of complicated multi-step process.

In my opinion, I think everyone should have sex on their first date, because in reality that's probably the simplest aspect to any functional relationship...

Do I make you horny?
Sure.
Okay let's fuck.
*POW POW POW*
That was decent, now let's create an unbreakable bond of trust and mutual respect.
*Rolls over and goes to sleep*

That's really terrible advice.. Having sex too early is usually what kills the relationship ...

Having sex on the first date only works if they already friggin love each other.

Almost Done that twice, I wouldn't recommend it to others.

Yes, but I'm not talking about the people who are promoting sexual abstinence. I'm talking about the horny teenagers who are trying to trick their girlfriends in to sex and know they're not exactly going to call the local priest to ask.

You're probably right. Alot of couples still think of sex as some sacred act that should only be shared between two lovers. I don't fully agree with this however, and if your partner shares the same view, then I don't see how sex early in the relationship would be a problem. It is true that sex is greatly enhanced when you love your partner though.

Also, you really shouldn't take my advice. Any of you. For srs. ;)

GO BACK TO YOUR LARPING.

That tactic may work, but generally those who abide by the rules of sexual abstinence, as described by the various Christian "purity ring" groups and the like, have also been familiarized with other sexual sins, anal included. They make a point to bring it up when spreading their message now because, yes, many people did go in the backdoor to avoid being caught by Jesus. ;)
Now, that isn't to say there aren't girls out there that aren't easily-manipulated and secretly (or not-so-secretly) want an excuse to have sex of some kind.

Seven bases in two first dates aint bad at all.

FUCK OFF WITH THE BASES

Fine I won't use the base system, I'll try to express how it happened some other way.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I touched another man's penis?

No. Please explain.

Just one?
Pffft... light-weight.

We use a word that letterally means to do in English: it stands for snogging and sometimes having sex. And I think we use it too much XD

Elaborate on this interesting experience.

Joe, perhaps you should post this penis-related anecdote of yours and then put it as a link in your signature posing the question.

You can't go five inches without finding a post about it.

Apparently.

Oh, so you actually told the story somewhere?
Aw, I thought it was like your catchphrase or something. A question you never actually answered.

That would have been cooler :(

Did I ever tell you guys about that time I touched a guy's penis?

Better?

Absolutely not.

i still don't get the '5 1/2 inch' one. were they really that small? i honestly thought it was a joke.

tsk. kids.

I don't even get my own reference to y=x+2 . Any ideas WoF?

Probably were at that size.

I know exactly what me and you both were talking about.

I'm not saying here though, innuendo was enough.

Pilot probably doesn't care anymore, but you can link to blog comments.

Is it weird that in a thread about kissing and sex, I was most interested in solving that equation?

Incidentally, I think it's as solved as it's ever going to be.

But only I remember what y refers to.