Goddamnittohellandback.

Where's Sekto when you need a good Abe Babe Rant?

EDIT: Changed to protect the guilty.

Wait, isn't sekto fat?

I'm fat.

Fuck your edit. If Sekto of all people has anything to say about Abe Babe's weight, I'd love to read it.

My user name was the only thing i could come up with at the time. If i could change it, all i would do is capitalize the M and O.

You know, I tried to find a clip from the 1990's Family Feud game show with Louie Anderson where he says, "GETTIN ALL RILED UP!" but it doesn't seem to exist.

Instead, enjoy these messages, and we'll be right back!

Fucking louie anderson. God damn.

There's so many posts on these last two pages that I would like to quote that I won't quote any of them.

About the same time I was getting the internet I was also playing through AE (my first OW game) and liked it so much that I started writing an awful fanfic called 'Splat' (we all have to start somewhere) after its main character. Then I joined my first website (here) and since Splat was my first original character, I used his name as my username.

Since then I've discovered that every website in the universe has someone called 'Splat' and now more commonly use 'Talps'. However, I wouldn't consider changing it here because it is who I am here.

Thus successfully frustrating me for the foreseeable future and forcing me to learn the [noparse] vBulletin tag.

Capitalisations don't really count as name changes. Send me a PM if you really want that fixed. Also if you want the space added between the '.' and the 'o'. Mein gott, that's been shitting me up the wall.

awww u remembered

<3

It's my gmail (google Email) address which is the frist letter from my first name and my full last name, I added the 2 for fun.

my friend got the exact same name when we were in Japan a few months ago. (still, its better than lulu)

GOD KASTERE I WAS BEING SARCASTIC

It's stands for Old And Not So Tasty, which was my original name before I rubbed the admins in the right way and they gave me a few wishes.

He has AIDS.

Only through thinking about the penii for so long.

They were just...so big.

When I was in the sixth form at school, someone managed to put Unreal Tournament onto the school computers. You had to be given a special shortcut to access it. The Head of IT let us keep it because he had bet us that if we managed to get a game onto the new network we could keep it, so long as we only played for half and hour at lunchtime before the room opened up for study.

I cycled through a number of self-depreciating nicknames before settling on Bullet Magnet. It stuck ever since.

I am considering getting a new handle for any potentially professional endeavours, but I don't think I would change it here. The initials are too familiar now.

Did you suckle on them a little bit?

He's straight, not dead.

Am I though, am I?

Are you?

First off, your Head of IT sounds positively unemployed compared to the scrupulousness of mine. Though we never had anything as fancy as UT.

I can remember some of the names I chose for school gaming. Patulous Pax and Squarical Padouk.

I can't imagine anybody here with a different username.

I thought somebody would already have MeechMunchie, and I was surprised that no-one did, so I took it. Also I always liked Meeches and the 'Extinct' poster. I suppose if it had been taken I would have been FlamingCarrot, which I use for most stuff. Looking far into the mists of the potential futures, I see RideTheWalrus or Infected. Though I probably would have come up with something on the spot.

I like MA's acronym because it sounds a bit like Murray (which oddly enough lead me to compose a new lyrics to the first verse of 'Cheer up Murray' while I was scanning the forums one day. I have sworn only to reveal these at a time of direst need).

Also, Used:) makes me think of Acid. Probably the smiley. 'I got totally used last night' and so on.

You know that's privileged information.

This is actually really weird, i can't believe it took this long for somone to take that name.

it should be proud.

We've had Scrab Cake, scrabcakes, scrabcakesmmm, Paramite Pie, MyParamitePie and ParaimitePie 1029.

And Paramite supprise, i remember him when i was a lurker in 2007.

There's also

• Meech munchi
• MeechMuncher
• Meech Munchies
• Mmmm Paramite Pies
• paramitepies
• paramite_pie
• PillsburyParamitePie
• toxicparamitepie
• scrab cake
• scrab cake 101
• Scrab-Cakes
• ScrabCake
• Mudokon-pops

MeechMuncher sounds naughty. I like it.

Excellent use of list tags, there, Max.
How many of those are multis of MS1029?