Yes.

I'd be either a random slig, or an outlaw.. Probly Joe Mama, since we look so
much alike.. o_o..

I'd just be myself. As in Mars Mudoken (purposely spelt wrong). I run fast and am completely reckless. The perfect combo. Except I have a brother. The perfect enemy.

Ah, yes, as Mars said.. i'd be Ackro, or Joe momma. xD

DAMN RIGHT DRUNKEY :D!!!

HEY, REMEMBER THAT THREAD WHERE WE POSTED STUFF WE WOULD BE IN ODDWORLD?

I WONDER WHERE ITS GONE.
yes. i'm actually trying to steer a thread back on topic.

EDIT: also, i was joking with Shaman. its a running joke we have. but SOMEONE thought i was being nasty.

You would be a glukkon in Oddworld wouldn't you? You're good at yelling at people.

I think I'd be a Hint Fly.

glukkons can sod off.

Fine, be that way. Also what's with the rambo santa? Honestly...

I would be a Glukkon

Phone: Hey
Glukkon: Hey
Phone: WHAAT!
Glukkon: Do it

Slig *Reloading his gun*

Haha, I always loved the dialogue of the glukkon voice phones.

I never entirely understood why Glukkons would have their own machine programmed to be rude to them.

... Attention customers, testicals.

Um, what?

I always figured there was some Glukkon loser sat being an operator on those fones. Thinking about it now, that's probably not all that feasible. But it would explain why the fones always sound so bad-tempered.

And why the person sounds like a Glukkon.

I never thought about it.



I'd be a Sex Rex. Fucking hell I only just realised how cool they are.



EDIT: Used:) posted. It sounds like a Glukkon because it's the same voice as for a Glukkon Voice Lock, which sounds like a Glukkon because Slig Voice Locks sound like Sligs, which do so because Sligs have to mimic them.

Why isn't it feasible? There are Glukkons at all levels of society. Let's not forget Gas Station Attendant Glukkon after all.

A Glukkon voice lock is a fone. They're the same thing.

How many such operators would you need for a factory containing dozens of fones?

I always thought the Voice Locks were automated, whereas with the Fone he's actually speaking to someone.

Well, seeing as it looks like the same slig is operating all the security gates, my presumption is 'not many'. The operators probably sit at a screen, accepting short orders and performing them quickly. I'm guessing long, chatty conversations don't happen all too often.

Besides, there aren't that many Glukkons in each factory, so far as we've seen. Off the top of my head, the Brewery is the only one we've seen to have multiple Gluks onsite.

It looks like the same Slig? Pardon what?

Are you telling me you can tell Sligs apart?

He's a racist!

Yes, Ench, are you saying you can't?

:p

I think Nate is right. In real Life we have lots of phones at workplaces and whatnot... But there's still a small team of dedicated to take calls and perform tasks.
It's probably not so different on oddworld.

what about in the board room at RuptureFarms?

a Fart

Er what?

He would be a fart. Clearly he like the thought of being squeezed out from between Abe's arse cheeks.

I'm really scared now.