I don't so much mock the pronunciation, more the stereotypical portrayal of a middle/upper class person.

Rape/brutal rape.

Bear in mind learning your first language is more about learning the actual concept and rules of universal language more than it is about what language you learn.

Though apparently being bilingual from before the critical period is always good.

Get out of here with your philosophy or I'll go Solipsistic on you!

It is better to begin teaching them from when they're little. 1) I've often heard they learn faster. 2) It's better early than when they're in high school stressed enough as it is and could give less than a damn. Not that I'm recommending anything about it to you, OANST.

That was psychology, and you're completely right on both points.