My soundbite makes me sound like a child. Enjoy.

When are we going to get the "What Do You Smell Like" thread?

As soon as you start it. Then you'll have a page of posts saying: [Like my house.] [Me too.] ['Like my house' This.] [^I second that.] [This.] [This.] [Magic.]

Who smells like Magic?

Also, does magic really have a certain smell? I always imagined High Karate being the scent of most magicians.

Pixie dust. We all know it.

You're right, it smells like kind of a mixture between High Karate and Afro Sheen.

You sound like Dylan Moran, in a mumbly sort of way.

The intonation's weird, since the instinctive thing to do when talking to a dozen people you've never met is to talk like you're on the radio.

I'm waiting for the "What do you taste like?" thread.

I'm waiting for the What Do Your Genitals Look Like thread.

Isn't that just MSN to you?

Also: I'm proud of you for letting your 9000-postiversary go past without feeling the need for a W&B thread or even a blog to mark the occassion. Good on you!

Holy shit, I didn't notice! I've gotta go make a thread!
I did notice. I was aiming to get the 9000th on my birthday. But it turned out to be such a banal, boring post that I decided not to draw attention to it.

Say it with me, "Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!"

Over nine thousand posts.

And one World Cup.

Doo-dah. Doo-dah.

I sound pubescent and occasionally croaky.

I smell musky and delicous.