Anyone who takes the King James Bible literally is an extremist. So, yes.

Do you accept my apologies?

Yeah, alright.

thankee kindly =)

Don't talk like Roland from The Dark Tower. Those books suck.

YAY for Babbies! :)

Sorry to offend, but I couldn't resist. Even those of you who are on Scraptrap's "side" have to admit he provides excellent fodder for those of us who disagree with him.

And what is this freakin "babbies" thing?

No you're not.

SHUT UP that's what's freakin with it.

You know me too well, Justin.

;)

That was well worth me opening the thread again. Thanks.

It's okay I'm...... not a Christian.

Just for shits and giggles, I have been leaving messages on my old church's website. They usually take them down pretty quickly.

http://www.antiochbaptistministry.co...FTOKEN=6988770

This looks like it could be fun.

OANST, are you suggesting I go on there and write about the little bit of funness I had the other night being sucked off and fingerfucked by a 6'7" roofer?

Sounds like a plan to me. I just found out from further reading of the site that the pastor of the church is being forced into retirement. That's awesome.

He was not Christian, BTW. Not only did he make it up front and clear but no Christian would have kept repeating the Lord's name in vain as he did repeatedly- and such poor manners he had; I was always taught not to speak with my mouth full.

May he Rest in Peace.

I just called and asked if they have Battletoads. Apparently they don't.

Edit: Anyone going on there can see that I am leaving my real name and email. I WANT them to know who I am.

No you didn't.

You should post the link to that site on 4chan, OANST...

I have. No one took the bait.

Too bad.. Anyway it looks like messages have been deleted.

And apparently I said "Praise the Lord". Sounds just like me, right?

I was thinking that was a little tame, i was expecting a detailed report involving ritual satanism at the very least. what was the real message?

I have left them dozens of messages. That was just one.

Try again.

^This.

Seriously? 4chan miss a chance to troll? pffff

I'm Mac Sirloin for anyone interested in whether those comments are real or not.

I'm highly tempted to comment on there about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. That or their views on Tim the Enchanter.