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-   -   Most epic way to die (http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=18497)

shaman 09-22-2009 10:12 AM
Come over.

MA 09-22-2009 11:28 AM
excuse me?

Leto 09-22-2009 08:18 PM
getting raped by a whale (huge phalli)

Dixanadu 10-01-2009 07:53 AM
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Well I would have to go by someone tuning their bass guitar to tight and striking one of the string which hits me in the eye, although that in itself won't do anything but blind me I will then go outside where I will get hit by a wrecking ball because I couldn't see it in my periphial vison.
You should see it now, it's falling apart.

PalezQkkeli 10-05-2009 01:50 AM
How about falling in a slowly working industrial meat grinder. Then get someone to make a steak of yourself and make your family eat you.

Ridg3 10-05-2009 10:52 AM
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You should see it now, it's falling apart.
Ahhh, Bassy seen some rough times, R.I.P.

mitsur 10-05-2009 09:31 PM
Martyr'd

PalezQkkeli 10-06-2009 04:47 AM
Would it be possible to implant a C4 in a person? Then remotely detonate him via gsm network when the person's walking down some nice street :D

MA 10-06-2009 04:49 AM
are you a terrorist?

PalezQkkeli 10-06-2009 04:58 AM
No but I'm just sharing my fantasies. You should too. I'd like dying in some crazy way when I'm tired of my life

MeechMunchie 10-06-2009 07:59 AM
I'd like to make some kind of murder mystery-type chain of puzzles and clues to my death, then leave out the last clue before I shoot myself. Just totally screw with Sherlock.

shaman 10-06-2009 09:55 AM
Kneeling on the ground facing skywards with your arms outstretched as countless Persian arrows obliterate you.

EDIT: The above comment is far less jizzy than it sounds.

OANST 10-06-2009 10:09 AM
I want to die from ecstasy while sucking off Voldemort as Harry Potter gently plunges his cock into my rectum.


Alright. I've destroyed the thread now. It's fucking done.

shaman 10-06-2009 10:48 AM
What, you think we can't pulverise it more?

you of all people should know this of OWF.

Nate 10-06-2009 07:33 PM
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I want to die from ecstasy while sucking off Voldemort as Harry Potter gently plunges his cock into my rectum.


Alright. I've destroyed the thread now. It's fucking done.
It's not done until you're sucking off Hitler.

MA 10-07-2009 02:42 AM
okay then, lets all spam, flame and majorly go off topic. that'll do the trick.

jwanbfjasbf

fuck you everyone

i'm painting a fence later!

PalezQkkeli 10-07-2009 03:41 AM
Standing in the middle of the road while two huge trucks, both with big loads of stuff, drive towards you. The trucks hit you at the same time so that you get crushed and your brain flies to the moon.

MA 10-07-2009 04:44 AM

MeechMunchie 10-08-2009 10:06 AM

mitsur 10-08-2009 08:54 PM
Are you guys even fucking listening?

Martyr'd

Nate 10-08-2009 08:55 PM
For what cause?

Bullet Magnet 10-09-2009 10:53 AM
Few martyrs have died for unambiguously good causes.

Nate 10-09-2009 09:03 PM
I made no comment on relative morality of causes, merely that you need to have a cause to be a martyr. You can't just call yourself a martyr on general principles.

PalezQkkeli 10-12-2009 11:29 AM
Ok sticking to the topic.

One epic way to die would be:

Wearing a spacesuit and dropping from orbit. The suit and your clothes burn on entering atmosphere and you hit the pacific ocean naked! Your body is then being splattered all across the sea.

MA 10-12-2009 11:31 AM
pretty sure there wouldn't be anything left once you reached the sea after entering the atmosphere.

PalezQkkeli 10-12-2009 11:35 AM
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pretty sure there wouldn't be anything left once you reached the sea after entering the atmosphere.
That's what my friend said, but then I figured you guys just made a quote-pyramid so you propably wouldn't care. You proved me wrong. Prove me right next time... :C

MA 10-12-2009 11:44 AM
what are you talking about?

i'm sorry, i genuinely didn't understand that post. the last quote pyramid i saw was in FS&H.

Boooiler 10-19-2009 10:42 AM
"YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!"
Remind you of anything? :P

Wings of Fire 10-19-2009 10:44 AM
You intend to let your situation dependent stupidity get the better of you and perform a really cheesy and over the top heroic sacrifice?

PalezQkkeli 10-20-2009 11:13 AM
One way I wouldn't like to die is pissing of the admins here and they'd cut your nuts and feed them to dogs.


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