Why wait? Lets start now.

I'm looking at you, Max.

My original thoughts were to sacrifice Mat, but sacrificing something without a soul will get you nowhere.

Nate is elder than me. Superstitiously murder him instead! And OddjobAbe. I have more to fall back on if I can't get a plane ticket sorted in time.

oh don't mess with Oddjob, Max. need i remind you of his love for cats?
also his brother roughs people up, so he is pretty much immune.

i seem to remember a member making out he was 60 something. who was that? doctor somebody. i'm pretty sure he liked dogs. quite a lot.

huh, mystery.

Doctor Dogg. Lifelong friend of Snoop Dogg. Yes, that was lame.

Can an admin please fix the poll? it would be nice to have something pure, un-tainted and whole. In other words, 'thou shalt return the poll numbers to thyne original number, post- haste!' (please).

This post is so you can all neg rep me for altering the poll

nooooooooo check the bestiality thread.

if you can stomach it.

Hey. I put some fun stuff in that thread.

oh yeah. i was overwhelmed with the 'dog, meet cock' scenario.

EDIT oh shit yeah, i remember now. the videos.

you definitely need to reuse that 'Get the fuck out' video on someone. we missed our chance on this one, but another will come.

This post is so you can all posrep me for fixing the poll.

Now that have reminded me of his treatment of cats, I would like to place him ahead of Nate on the List of Sacrificial Old Fogeys.

Thank you.

I'm a young fogey.

Instead of dicking around why don't you fix the glaring error of the 'Yes, someone in the far future' option.

Nah, not worth it.

You'll go far here with that attitude. I achieved Supermod status with a similar lack of action.

Yeah, but neither me or OddjobAbe are virgins. Can't sacrifice a non-virgin to the forums gods.

I would like to conduct research on this matter.

What? Check if their hymen is still intact?

Alcar...

I was thinking of comparing the effectiveness of virgin sacrifices with non-virgin sacrifices. Hymens aren't a reliable measure of virginity on these forums. Being a vampire, Pilot's hymen regenerates.

I probably won't leave these forums either. They're fun to talk to all the other oddworld people.

I particularly dislike this talk of sacrificing our forum's virgins.

Treat it as an incentive, BM.

Alcar...

Someone has been watching True Blood.

I can't decide if it's the worst show I've ever seen or the second worst show I've ever seen. Strangely enough, I am still compelled to watch it every week.

It's both!

It's shittiness is that grand? Damn, it seems almost anything both modern and concerning vampires just sucks.

Nurse Jacky? US of Tara?

Modern vampires is one thing. Modern southern vampires is another.

Sookie is mine!

God, his accent is bad. Jason's too. They need to stop hiring British actors to play southerners. They have the absolute strangest ideas of what they are supposed to sound like.

Yes, I have been clinging to True Blood. Once I got over the stereotype folks, anti-charismatic Vampire Bill, and Sookie's absurd bipolar and nonplussed attitude anything that ever happens to her, I found I enjoy it a lot. Can't comment on the accent sitch, except that it's probably revenge for Americans trying to use British accents.

Wil, it can't be as bad as the faux Australian accent of the announcer for this chain of restaurants we have here called the Outback Steakhouse.

Come try our authentic Shrimp on the Barbie!

*shudder* I feel both embarrased and dirtied when I think of the forced Aussie accent on those commercials. I bet gen-yine Aussies would get a kick out of it though. :p

Its not revenge. Like us Americans, you guys just can't capture the accent.
Being a Brit that has lived in the states for most my life, I can do both accents flawlessly - making it fun and easy to mess with all manner of ignorant folk.

This conversation just recalls me to something inadvertently coincidental. In Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula (which is, I'd like to note, the only vampire movie I've seen and liked since the original Nosferatu) they did the same thing.
The main characters, who were supposed to be British, were played by American actors and bad American actors at that (Reeves, Ryder). This is of course with the exception of Gary Oldman who did a smashing job playing that Dracula fellow. All the secondary characters, who were Americans and Germans, were played by Brits - and they did a better job in their petty roles than what little acting talent Coppola could muster out of Keanu and Winona combined!

So I guess Vampire movies run the misplaced acting racket.

Tom Waits played an awesome Renfield though. I can't wait to see his role as Satan in Gilliam's new film.

They should get whoever voiced The Sniper for those commercials.

My best impersonations include; Borat, Mario, Doctor Evil, Forrest Gump, Snake (both MGS and the one from The Simpsons).

I think it's quite possible for people to imitate a british accent. I have a friend from Holland who can do a perfect Sean Bean impression (he can also do Cell from DBZ, whos not british).