Because being a sub in a physical sense bores me? Although I admit I have quite a submissive personality.

No, I mean, how does being selfless in bed qualify you as a dom?
You just said you have a submissive personality too. I'm really confused.

Clearly WoF is ignorant in terminology. The phrase he's looking for is 'power bottom'.

Yeah, I didn't want to be the one to clear this up. Joe hates me enough already. :p

Without the bottoming part, though.

I think he means he receives more pleasure from pleasuring others. I'm the same. Although I also bottom :p

Alcar...

Bottoming is a state of mind, not just a specific action. And do you really think that if his *ahem* experiences had continued for longer that WoF would have avoided said 'specific action'?

That's just because you're lazy. So much easier to make the other guy do all the work...

I'm a virgin, so of course it's too early to say yet, but I'm fairly sure I would do oral. In fact, I'm almost certain.

You're a virgin. You would do just about anything.

On the contrary... I ain't no starfish.

Alcar...

Maybe you would've when you were a virgin. Just because I've never had sex doesn't mean I'm an uber-horny pervert.

calm down. we got plenty of cattle for you to practice on, here.

I have had sex and I am an uber horny pervert. I like boys who dress like girls and women who cry.

What the hell is Seme and Uke?

It's the Japanese gay equiv of dom and sub, although in Japan it's the seme that performs oral on the uke.

Because the Japanese know the score.

which is 1-0 to us, right?

You could even say we were, dare I say it, winning.

Or at least you could if you understood the joke.

Japanese men just rely heavily on oral because their members are small and useless. ;)

This is a real uke.

I may be going to Japan for a year after I graduate to teach English as a foreign language, I'll get back to you on that one after.

oh fuck you and your double whammy reference joke post.

but yeah. i got it.

i did. i got the fucking joke you imbecile.

I can't wait that long. :(

Then go down yourself and uh... find out :D

No. Joe has to do it.

Happily.

Incorrect! Seme and Uke roughly translate to pitcher and catcher respectively (think Baseball). They refer to topping and bottoming, with Seme = top/pitcher, and Uke = bottom/catcher.

Nothing to do with the BDSM sub-culture of Dominant or Submissive.

However, I agree with the whole Seme oral thing :tard:

Alcar...

There's no shame in being schooled on sex by Peter.

I knew that, I was dumbing it down for the non-Japanophiles amongst us.

I like how the term 'Japanophiles' can be used so casually, while using the term 'Chinaphiles' would result in a whole new thread.

Is this about T-Seks again?