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MA 07-08-2009 02:58 PM

i've only just noticed that.

Munch's Master 07-08-2009 04:16 PM

I've been trying to grow a beard but I basically can't grow facial hair. I just have light fuzz that I need to shave like, once every month or 2 or it gets irritating. Also, it's blonde. Which would mean I'd have brown hair yet a blonde beard. Not the best look.

Nemo 07-08-2009 04:35 PM

Pilot.

Fuzzle Guy 07-08-2009 05:22 PM

I'm the complete opposite of Munch's Master. Mine seems to grow back incredibly quickly. I need to shave every day and always end up with a five o clock shadow :(

It lead to me being teased by some of my other 16 year old classmates, who thought they were awesome because they were completely clean shaven, when they just haven't hit puberty yet.

joshkrz 07-08-2009 05:27 PM

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I'm the complete opposite of Munch's Master. Mine seems to grow back incredibly quickly.

This.

I have to shave every day.

Pilot 07-08-2009 05:30 PM

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Pilot.

Hey, quiet, I'm trying to sleep.

Mmmmmmmmhmmhmmmmhmmm........mmmmcockmunch.....hmmmyesssss

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Dixanadu 07-08-2009 08:16 PM

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Hey, quiet, I'm trying to sleep.

Mmmmmmmmhmmhmmmmhmmm........mmmmcockmunch.....hmmmyesssss

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

After that display, I want to sleep next to you now.

Leto 07-08-2009 08:21 PM

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It lead to me being teased by some of my other 16 year old classmates, who thought they were awesome because they were completely clean shaven, when they just haven't hit puberty yet.

wtf, in my experience it's the total opposite in schools

grow a tramp beard man

Anonyman! 07-08-2009 09:43 PM

I had a fucking pubestach at 12.

I could be moses by now if I wanted to.

MA 07-09-2009 04:31 AM

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Hey, quiet, I'm trying to sleep.

Mmmmmmmmhmmhmmmmhmmm........mmmmcockmunch.....hmmmyesssss

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

what...the fuck.

when i started getting a furry top lip it seemed to grow only on the sides, sort of in the style of an old fashioned chinese emperor.

of course you get all the jokes from blokes when your younger, like 'the cat could lick it off' and so on.

NelspikeTX 07-09-2009 05:30 AM

I know how's it like to have a beard, and I must say it's comfy. Ah, yeah, women usually like it. And yes, I'm Straight. <_<

Fuzzle Guy 07-09-2009 05:32 AM

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I'm Straight. <_<

gtfo

NelspikeTX 07-09-2009 05:41 AM

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gtfo

Sorry, hun. <3

joshkrz 07-09-2009 05:42 AM

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'm Straight. <_<

OMFG! You are? :P

Munch's Master 07-09-2009 06:51 AM

I agree with Leto. In my experience, particularly at college, beard = respect. Lack of hair = skitting. Not lack of facial hair so much, but more body hair.

Yes people at my college display their stomachs to each other. No I don't know why.

NelspikeTX 07-09-2009 06:52 AM

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Yes people at my college display their stomachs to each other. No I don't know why.

That's showing how man they can be. Invite them to post in this threadm we might read some funny stuff.

OANST 07-09-2009 07:41 AM

I wish I could grow a beard. The goatee is all that I can do, though. When I try to grow a mustache it comes in really thick under my nose, but thinner on the sides. From a distance I look like fucking Hitler.

MeechMunchie 07-09-2009 09:01 AM

My personal challenge is to grow a 'Jesus' beard and mustache before I'm 21. I'm getting there. As for MA's cat avatar, I thought the similarity of position to the cow was deliberate.

joshkrz 07-09-2009 09:01 AM

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Lack of hair = skitting.

Ha, skit, I love that. Hardly anyone knows what that means surprisingly.

And same up our end.

MA 07-09-2009 10:20 AM

it wasn't deliberate, i just picked the first smoking cat picture i found on google.

joshkrz 07-09-2009 10:31 AM

It's wearing eye makeup.

MA 07-09-2009 12:10 PM

don't make me change it.

OddjobAbe 07-09-2009 12:11 PM

That reminds me, I said I'd change mine back to normal after the whole joke was over. I still have the original. I can, you know, but I'm not sure I want to right now.

Wings of Fire 07-09-2009 12:50 PM

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Yes people at my college display their stomachs to each other. No I don't know why.

I do that and I still don't know why.

Fuzzle Guy 07-09-2009 12:54 PM

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I do that and I still don't know why.

You've gained weight and your tops don't fit like they used to?

Edit: I think I've just missed yet another one of Joe's implied punch lines

MA 07-09-2009 01:48 PM

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That reminds me, I said I'd change mine back to normal after the whole joke was over. I still have the original. I can, you know, but I'm not sure I want to right now.

i'm waiting for a few members to change back first. then its back to calfy.

joshkrz will ALWAYS be smoking.

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-09-2009 04:40 PM

I hugged a female.

Alcar 07-09-2009 05:25 PM

But that's considered straight.

You man.

Alcar...

Pilot 07-09-2009 07:54 PM

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I hugged a female.

Where? On the Labia?

Dixanadu 07-09-2009 08:16 PM

It would be homosexual if both the females looked like men.