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Pwned. XD

Well, it can somehow. There are things it has proven without questioning, like, why do we get sunburnt. That's something. =P

The phrase you're looking for is 'Proven beyond reasonable doubt', but other than that I kind of agree with your post.

Bingo, that's it. =P Also, I've read yours back in Page one and two, and can't refute them at all as well. Let the...

... continue. =P

Its an alright movie, the CG is pretty good.

The problem with that theory is that those super-geniuses tend to be ostracised and probably don't end up breeding. Certainly not at any higher rate than the general population.

Evolution is a conspiracy, God just buried dinosaur bones to test you and you all failed.

Well fuck.

Then the enxt generation of what-so-ever creatures that will inhabit Earth will think that God just buried our bones. In that case, we all fail.

At which point God may well have seven eyes and tentacles.

Shut your head-cunt.

No >8(.

I feel sad for you that your God doesn't have them now.

Apparently when He 'made us in His image' he made a few errors with you, Nate. Not in an insulting way. I'm sure your seven eyes are very pretty, and your tentacles... *Runs to have a cold shower*

Ooh, a fan of Chomsky and Pinker I see. I'm torn here. While no studies have ever truly shown animals capable of language (the closest being the Gardners' case study) I'm of the view that animal language is unlikely yet possible- just as they cannot understand or interpret OUR language, we cannot understand or interpret theirs as the 2 are too inherently different.

Anyway on evolution. The whole "Apes became man" thing is bollocks and anyone who thinks its true needs their head examining. However, I believe its possible and based on DNA evidence likely that man and ape shared a common genetic ancestor that may well have been the middle-ground in terms of intelligence as well as structure, and the 2 branched off for whatever reason. Also it infuriates me when people think evolution and creationism are exclusive of one another- they arent, its entirely possible that a God/very smart alien/flying spaghetti monster/whatever engineered/created life, but allowed it to adapt or simply forgot to turn the metaphorical cruise control on. That said I'm neither believing in or disbelieving in intelligent design- we just dont fucking know enough to say either way.

Yay, more middle ground for me!

Basically, if we evolved from monkeys why can't we get them pragnent. It's hard enough trying to instain babby with humans, let alone those of the more apely persuasion.

You're not trying hard enough, dick.

I am very sorry for your lots.

an apeman would be fucking awesome

The sex cells are too different, so they won't bond. We may be 98% chimp, but sperm and eggs are part of the 2% that mutated. Chickens and turkeys have the same ancestry, but they can't mate... I think.

You've never had Churkey? Fucking delicious.

Also bear in mind according to just genetic code you are all 57% cabbage.

That's the only reason that I can't go cannibal. I despise cabbage.

See MeechMunchie, you're wrong because I had something called Tofurkey which is when a Tofu has sex with a Turkey. Gotta check up your sciences mate.

Sooooo... No one here is religous?

Kastere and Splat are.

Kastere just hasn't realized that he is an atheist.

I just... feel... so very, very tired.

How can you be tired? You haven't even wrote an essay for us yet. Which I am eagerly anticipating, by the way.

You hear that, BM? Now, whip out that big scientific dick of yours and spray us with some jizz of clairvoyance.