ALCAR YOU ARE FUCKING EVIL I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT I HOPE YOU GET YOUR ASS THROWN IN JAIL YOU SICK FUCK
ha

Huh?

B&H Blues? Here there is Silver, Gold and there used to be black but there were too strong, I am still annoyed to this day that they took B&H Blacks of the shelves.

I have a cat and its annoying. Sweet as hell, even takes perceived 'abuse' by coming back and licking you.

I can't stand inanely barking dogs. I HATE that. Really, I don't like either, and wouldn't even have this cat if she wasn't given to me.

Sick Fuck? You better not be implying that he has some kind of disease. Sickfucks are what two HIV+ people have.

Sounds like you'd be great for the part of Darth Vader, considering that when he breathes, he sounds like he's been smoking.

Lol, my breathing is fine surprisingly. It was only the nicotine that was the highest I've seen. It was 1mg.

I can't stand the smell of cigarettes, I dare not even imagine what they must taste like.

My mum, dad, both aunties and my grandad have all been smoking since I can remember so I guess I'm used to it. I'm not too happy I smoke though, it cost way too much in the UK.

I know. I live there. I'd recommend trying to give it up, if not for health, then to save money. I know it's easier said than done, but you may as well try.

I like how Joshie's changed his avatar to an angry Mud; seemingly while talking about smoking. :fuzgrin:

Catsndogsnfags.

You know my first Roger avatar had him with a glass of wine and a cigarette.

LOL, just the thought of quitting smoking :D

i know you know i'm joking Pilot, but for the gullible: i was taking the piss out of myself (regarding previous posts).

Alcar is class A.

Too soon?

No, I'll accept 'Dark Humor.'

Jokes about AIDS should be on there. I remember reading this in one of the Sandman books:

Oh get over it. If a man with aids can laugh about their affliction, which I've encountered a few, I'd say they have a pretty strong sense of humility, which I admire. Making something the subject of humor doesn't mean disrespecting it.

*Edited for clarification. Those who read pre-edit know what I'm talking about* :p

Oh I laughed, I just felt like a dick after.

Cats?
 

I once saw a 1950ies movie that involved a load of dudes called "Cool Cats",
they all smoked. Does that count ? :D

Hah, I LOL'd. Yes, it certainly does count.

I've just noticed this post.

How am I supposed to know if your messing about or not? The tone in your post? :D

Anyway, done and finished with that whole smoking cat thing.

Can you please start with capital letters. Please.

That was so priceless.

I have a dog, well I've actually had him for a very long time. He's proof dogs can grow grey hairs when they age, (he was originally black with patches of white, but grey hair is beginning to form around his mouth.)

I used to have a cat, quite a strange story considering it turned up on our doorstep exactly ten years after my mother died, same date and everything. And she was a cat lover. Unfortunately, the damn thing pissed everywhere one day so my dad got rid of it.

I smoke, quite alot. I think it's because of the stress, I do wonder why I do it though. I find myself going through 5-8 packets a week.

8 fucking packets, bloody hell your a chimney xD

The standard amount of cigarettes a week is 70 -80 so 4, 20 packs.

If I'm pissed off; 100 - 110 a week.

I don't buy 20 packs though, 10 packs are in better quality. I'd rather perform cunnilingus on an ash tray then smoke a 20 pack.

They all taste same to me unless there foreign.

Smoking's bad for you.

No it isn't, it clears your sinuses.

Yeah Used. Smoking can't be bad for you. My Nana survived her lung cancer.

Oh...wait...

Lol, and fucks your lungs.

If smoking gave you lung cancer, then everyone who smoked would be dying of lung cancer. Arguments?

I strongly feel that it's not the "carcinogens" that enter the body that CAUSE cancer, it's the body's inability or inhibited ability to rid of them that causes the cancer.... and what causes inhibited/reduced body function/immune system? Stress. The very thing many people who smoke are attempting to ease.

There's nothing "wrong" with smoking; its the body's inability to deal with the chemicals that smoking introduces us to that is the killer. Let's use common sense people; for christ sake. Else, why are there people who are 90 years old with no sign of cancer at all, yet people who are 30 who are cancer riddled? Look at their lifestyles.

I'd care to wager that a great deal of 90 year old cancerless smokers don't lead stressful lifestyles.

I'm not a smoker (of cigarettes) ....I don't like the taste... but I certainly don't disapprove of it because of that.

...and I certainly am not led blindly by hype to feel that smoking is "bad" or "immoral"... which to a smoker, would only cause more guilt and stress! Jesus...