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Nate 04-18-2009 02:40 AM

Or an orc.

alf's brother's mate 04-18-2009 03:33 AM

Or a wizard. Or anything remotely related to Lord Of The Rings for that matter.

ABM

wonderfulthirds 04-18-2009 04:04 PM

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Oh wow, I'm just about angry enough at this present moment not to be polite.


You poor dear, you poor poor poor little dear. Do you realize how little people there are in this world, me included, who had the chance to do half of that shit at your age? These things happen and you should be fucking glad that you're getting a motherfucking holiday in the middle of a pissing economic crisis, learn to fucking think about things in perspective and you'll realize how bloody well off you are compared to others, a lot of others in fact.

Also this should be a blog.

Dick.

You can't even fucking fathom what real pain and real unfairness are.

I think you are over reacting. This guy here wanted to go on a nice vacation, which somebody in his family paid money for, and, apparently, he isn't going to get his money's worth. I would be pissed off as well.

Nobody should suffer because other people are suffering. I don't leave my house at night and sleep on the street because other people are forced to.

Strike Witch 04-18-2009 04:51 PM

PROTIP: Read the REST of the thread.

moxco 04-25-2009 03:03 PM

I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Back! I was supposed to get back yesterday but the orcs of Isengaurd didn't take me misplacing my passport to softly.

Wings of Fire 04-25-2009 03:21 PM

Uruk-hai, Saruman uses Uruk-hai.

Strike Witch 04-25-2009 04:07 PM

And normal Orcs too. Saruman wouldn't send his proper troops after Moxco.

I know I wouldn't.

Wings of Fire 04-25-2009 04:19 PM

Point. Perhaps Goblins wouldn't be superfluous to the task.

Strike Witch 04-25-2009 04:21 PM

Hehe, Haradrim.

moxco 04-25-2009 08:56 PM

Aren't the urukhai just sunlight-compatible orcs?

Wings of Fire 04-25-2009 09:13 PM

And much stronger and shit, but they were specially made by Saruman and make up the vast bulk of his army.

AlexFili 04-26-2009 01:51 AM

MoxCo, what about all the troops attacking Minas Tirith? Surely most of them were Orcs?

(Edit: I think you are referring to the section in "The Hobbit" when some Trolls get turned into stone because they were out in the sun? or something)

Mac Sirloin 04-26-2009 02:16 PM

Look at this thread. It's awful.

Fucking nerds.

moxco 04-26-2009 11:12 PM

Kastere please cease your horrid comments, It's making me realise how my life in the real world sucks.

And alex normal orcs can't survive in daylight, as argorn (i think) said in the first movie 'These hills will be swarming with orcs by night fall'.

Nate 04-26-2009 11:32 PM

Oh dear. Please read the books, Moxco, and don't embarrass yourself by quoting the movies again.

Strike Witch 04-26-2009 11:57 PM

I'm still pissed about the Corsairs.

AlexFili 04-27-2009 01:20 AM

The special edition of LOTR is definately worth watching. About 1-2 hours of extra stuff there!

moxco 04-27-2009 02:27 AM

What there is something wrong with the movies?

Nate 04-27-2009 03:48 AM

No, they're fine. But they're not what you quote when you want canonical references to Middle Earth.

Also, I just think you should read the books.

OANST 04-27-2009 08:18 AM

I disagree. I think that they are awful.

used:) 04-27-2009 05:39 PM

Illuvatar, Mandos, Morgoth. You won't find those people in the movies.

Wings of Fire 04-27-2009 05:40 PM

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

Nate 04-27-2009 06:28 PM

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Illuvatar, Mandos, Morgoth. You won't find those people in the movies.

You won't find them in LoTR either. Silmarillion is pretty awesome though.

used:) 04-27-2009 06:33 PM

Haha, good point. I was seeing it as all one thing.

moxco 05-01-2009 02:26 PM

Going on holidays agian. Back in 4 days. Bye!

Hobo 05-03-2009 04:46 PM

I am with OANST. The books suck.

But I hate the films too

Pilot 05-03-2009 07:34 PM

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And normal Orcs too. Saruman wouldn't send his proper troops after Moxco.

I know I wouldn't.

I read this as "Saruman wouldn't send his proper troops after Mexico.

I know I wouldn't.

MA 05-04-2009 09:00 AM

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Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

Tom Bombadillo was the Middle Earth version of a hippie/drug addict. :tard:

Strike Witch 05-05-2009 04:23 AM

Wasn't he also some sort of Wizard magic thingy based on weird fan speculation or something?

Daxter King 05-05-2009 03:42 PM

One does not simply walk into this thread.